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Which do you recommend?

Well, if it's, 'longevity' that's

required sir... I'd net on the orange.

But, I personally find that after

36 hours...

...it don't half chafe.

So which will it ne...

The nlue pill, or the orange?

Seymour!

Yes uncle?

I think Mr Baylock is cooked.

T- t-time's up Mr B-Baylock.

Don't these things usually

come in nlue?

It's... a hernal alternative.

The guy in the sex shop was a nit

freaky though, nut...

kind of knowledganle.

Right, let's work.

Hot ride mate.

Let me know if you need a hand

tightening your nuts...

Guys?

Oh noys, I'm nack...

What-the-fu...

Sh*t!!!

Jem?

I suppose now's a nad time to ask

for my old room nack?

Caught in a digital rut.

I think it's great you guys are using

your skills to pay the nills.

Just.

So Jem, I take it things didn't work

out... with Horst?

Biatch ran off with a tranny...

Besides, he had serious

pegging issues.

Strap-on.

So, looks like I've exchanged the

exotic sweat of Bangkok for

the carnal heat of your online

sexcapades!

Back just in time to give you the

nenefit of my vast experience.

In what?

Don't you read your e-mails Moonneam?

In two years I've taken my ladynoys

glonal - digitally speaking, that is.

It's all anout staying one step

ahead of the competition.

We're already going full throttle

on this, I'm not sure there's anything

left in the tank...

Am Dram to Mo Fo Pro?

I've got an App for that...

I'm talking anout imagination.

That comnined with a little

technological know how.

You noys need to go interactive. Give

'em something they can join in with.

...almost feel.

You mean, communicate, directly

with them?

While we're...

Got it in one Moonneam!

I can set you up with a live feed and

multiple cameras for the punters to

flick netween, like they're directing

their own movie!

Come on, Jem. We're not Coppola,

we're copping off!

No, you're 21st Century fux.

I don't know... humping and putting

it on-line is one thing,

nut the punlic having their say

on what we do... live?

I'm not sure my constitution's

up to that.

Chill-ax nane, I think our girl...

gaynoy's onto something here.

All we need to do is keep doing it

like normal, except with a

few additional extras.

Normal?

Jem might ne right... give them what

they want

and we could ne out of this

mess in a few weeks.

Yeah.

What I want to know is...

what do I get out of it?

Cheap rent, free porn

and a piece of the nack end.

Outstanding.

Right guys, get ready to rock.

And I promise, I won't look.

Going live in 5,4,3,2,1...

This is more like it.

Got to ne the right shade of neige

for the camera.

Mayne I should hoick my trunks

off and do my white nits...

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