G-Force Page #3

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which makes you not interested,

and that means I wouldn't be

interested in you even if I were.

OK, everybody, they're here.

G- Force, in your positions.

It's showtime.

Hello.

Director Killian?

I'm Ben.

Congratulations on becoming the

new task force director. That's neat.

Let's save the chitchat.

Time is money.

OK.

Many people don't know

that since the Civil War

animals have been used

to gather strategic intelligence.

Now, our work focuses on

developing communication

between humans and animals. Now, these

cockroaches right here have been trained

to carry microcameras

into surveillance zones,

which is, I think, really kind of neat.

Congratulations. Dr. Kendall, do you

mean to tell me that Homeland Security

is financing a roach motel?

This is a rodent.

Guinea pig, sir. Don't say that.

They get highly offended.

You know their DNA is 98.7 percent

identical to humans, right?

No. How would I know that?

So you'll notice the extremely

developed sense of motor skills.

That's because their brains

have close to a billion neurons,

and a trillion synapses.

That's a thousand times stronger

than any supercomputer.

It gives them exceptional, like,

eye-hand reflexes.

It's a video game.

Yeah. And there's something over here...

OK, we'll go over here.

You're really

gonna be amazed by this.

It's a language decoder.

It enables animals to talk to humans.

Without it, they sound like

normal animals. Go ahead, take a look.

You're Doctor Dolittle.

You talk to animals.

Talking to animals is the easy part.

Getting them to talk back,

that's the hard part.

- Darwin! Juarez! Blaster!

- So these guys are special agents?

Yeah, just like we're gonna be.

- Hey, how you doing?

- Whoa. That's impossible.

No, no, no. Finding something that

fits me off the rack, that's impossible.

Think that's something? Check out

Speckles. He's been decrypting the file.

- Who's Speckles?

- Our mole.

Star-nosed breed. Blind as a bat.

IQ off the charts.

He's lucky I found him.

- His family was exterminated.

- We're ready.

Last night, G-Force was able to get

some intelligence regarding

Project Clusterstorm.

You ran a mission

without my authorization?

Yes. We went to Saber's mansion and...

Wait a second, you broke into

Leonard Saber's house?

We accomplished in one night what

you guys couldn't do in two years.

And without a warrant. Holla.

Blaster, cool it.

I knew we were up for review, and I

wanted to show you what we could do.

All right, then show me. What'd you get?

Speckles, you're on.

- Darwin's PDA contains classified...

- Just open it.

What is it?

- A cappuccino machine?

- What? That's not right.

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