Korso
- Year:
- 2014
- 84 min
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I bought the top yesterday.
Hi, mum.
Why aren't you in bed?
I was just going.
I have a night shift tomorrow.
Good night.
Fair maiden, when you grew up
under your father's roof
A hobo took your virginity
inside a portaloo
Happy birthday, old geezer!
Twenty years!
Markus! Let me go!
I mean it! I'm gonna be late!
F***ing hell!
Testo rules. Hey, don't!
Where's my present?
You owe me at least three presents,
Who's counting?
Happy birthday, bozo!
There's pizza in the fridge.
Happy birthday.
Bye then.
- Bye!
What did you do to your hair?
- Nothing.
Did you dye it?
You washed it!
F*** you.
- Let's do it.
Vn, did you drink all my beers?
My birthday beer!
- No worries, we've got time.
What am I supposed to drink?
- There's sugarwine.
This isn't drinkable yet.
- You're right.
That's your last one.
Shouldn't sixth-formers drink wine?
- Eh?
Heta should apply.
What's that about?
- I'm not sure I'll apply.
You'll turn into a tosser
like all sixth-formers.
You don't need the sixth form,
you're already a tosser.
Girl, you nicked it!
- I did not!
Okay. Hartikainen saw me
but didn't say anything.
Better not get pissed
We'd have made it
if you hadn't stopped to take a leak!
One minute past!
- What a f***ing birthday!
Where's the party?
- Hey, girls!
Can we tag along?
- It's his birthday,
give him a pity f*** at least.
I like your shirt! I could pick it up
from my floor tomorrow.
Can we even afford a pint each?
What a wingman!
- Come on, they weren't gonna put out.
to their party.
That chick looked really familiar.
I know, she was Hrknen's sister!
Get the f*** out of here!
- Look, it's Murikka.
Hey, Murikka. I think that's enough.
What did he do?
The entry fee is five euros.
- It's always been free!
Today it's a fiver.
- Why?
Do you take meal vouchers?
- No,
When I get to New York,
I'll find a flat
where you can lie in bed
and see the skyscrapers.
A lemon, makes it fresher.
- Buy a proper liquor cabinet as well.
Yeah, for parties.
- And the top 5 of guests includes
Megan Fox and Cameron Diaz...
No, Cameron is way too old.
Who's the chick with the amazing lips?
Mila Kunis is mine.
- I'd do her!
She'd do me, not you!
And Prince. Let's invite him, too.
What the f***?
- He's not a chick.
Just an idea,
You're useless,
That was close,
Who can make the shot?
The trajectory...
It was f***ing perfect.
But you're the star.
Show us how it's done.
F***, that was smooth. Great shot.
Right in the middle.
Height is overrated.
The Professor is 178 cm
and one of the best players
in the world,
are huge as f***,
but Nate Robinson is the same height.
- 175.
175 cm.
- And dunks like nobody's business.
But all the real talent is in
streetball these days. You know why?
It's creative,
You're free. You can do what you want.
You have your own style.
No coaches telling you how to play.
Hartsa?
Wake up, Hartikainen.
Vn, let's play.
You look like a f***ing nightmare.
You're pathetic.
- I hallucinated this morning.
Baby Shaq was taking a piss
in our bathroom,
Baby Shaq, the basketball player?
- Yeah. It felt so real.
This is Jojo. And my brother, Markus.
Hi,
Catch you later.
- I'll call you.
What the f*** are you up to?
- Look who's talking!
Murikka founded a company,
Weirdox Ltd,
Opened accounts in shops
and maxed out the credit,
The three biggest hardware shops.
Bought stuff for30 grand
and sold them for half the price.
That makes 15 grand or something.
People are so stoked
when a Finn goes to Hollywood.
Antti Jokinen, for example. Big deal!
In the States they make at least
Who's the spook?
Is Heta into development aid?
Didn't Renny's films do okay?
- Renny Harlin?
but he's got no vision.
I didn't say he had.
Nice!
Watch it!
You've had a few beers, then?
1,257 cans. All different.
- Really?
I want a house whose lounge wall
is all covered with these.
I've calculated that
6,000 cans should be enough.
Did you calculate
how to buy the house?
What's up with you two?
- You're a nifty player.
Talking to me?
- I saw a streetball event in Tiksi,
My mates were playing.
- In Tiksi?
I see. The only real
streetball event is Ball Up.
You know? The tour in the States,
They scout the streets for players.
They've found many stars that way.
Markus has been saving up
for a long time.
Not that long.
- For real?
Yeah, I figured I could participate.
- In the States?
The next open run
is in New York in two weeks,
And you're going?
- Hell yeah.
You need talent,
but then it's just hard work.
Hey, we should go.
Does Markus go to trade school?
- He dropped out,
He's got the same upper lip
as all chavs. Like this...
And when they show off,
they're like this...
Give it a rest already.
Baby, don't get upset.
What?
Stand back!
There's a shitload of them!
- I told you!
Throw them there.
Right there.
I could use a shag. To warm me up.
Only two more hours.
How much do you think they're worth?
- At least 200 if we're lucky.
Alrighty then.
Is that money I smell?
- This'll take a while.
We're f***ing geniuses.
What the f***?
- Try the other one.
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