Mac & Devin Go to High School Page #3
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- 2012
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And to go to Yale,
you need a scholarship.
And my dad made a call to
the guy that he knows, but--
Well, I'm- I'm just really
having a hard time
figuring out the best part
of my high school experience.
Well, duh, that would be me.
Yeah, well, I know that.
Just think how amazing
it'll be when we're engaged
and we have matching
diplomas on the wall.
It'll be so fabulous,
I won't be able to stand it.
But no pressure though, babe.
Just don't f*** up,
or I'll dump you.
Just kidding!
Sort of.
Kidding.
Call me later?
Ehhh.
Do you know what that is?
It's the controlling
b*tch alert.
Attention, gentlemen,
please ask the ladies
to give us a brief moment.
We will only be a second,
b*tches.
Thank you.
Come on, now.
Come on, playa.
That- that go
for your girl, too.
I- Look at your girl
sittin' right there.
Come on, man.
F***, niggas, f***.
Okay, they gone?
Cool.
Now look, this is some
serious sh*t, man.
Devin is in some deep doo-doo.
There's a huge population
of controlling b*tches
on this earth
and they keep expanding.
And you know what?
It's our motherfuckin' fault!
If you a nigga like that,
and you got a b*tch like that,
get the f*** out now!
Either get 'em in line,
or kick 'em to
the motherfuckin' curb.
Amen, hallelujah.
Oh, yeah.
All right, yeah.
Ladies, y'all can
come on back now.
[ bell rings ]
Know what this is
I'm filling out?
An order for some
medium-sized condoms?
No.
These are your expulsion papers.
Expulsion for what?
Oh, well let's see.
Breaking and entering,
possession of a narcotic.
Narcotic?
Fool, last I checked, this sh*t
was legal in California.
You're done, Mister.
Your fifteen-year tenure
at this school is over.
Assistant Principal
Skinnfloot?
Yes?
Do we have a problem
with this student?
Not anymore.
Because you do know
that all expulsions
are handled by me,
personally.
Yes, but this student always
seems to get off with you.
Does he?
Uh, do you mind giving us
a few minutes?
But this is my office.
Yeah, do you want it
to remain your office?
Yes, Principal Cummings.
Oh, Mr. Johnson.
What have you done this time?
You are such the naughty,
naughty little student.
What am I gonna do with you?
You always make me have
to punish you so severely.
[ knock on door ]
We need to see who that is.
Well, you just meet me
in my office after school today
and we're gonna take
care of that little bit
of unfinished business, okay?
Hello.
I'm sorry, do you work here?
Uh, actually,
this is my place of business.
Can I help you?
I'm Miss Huck,
the new substitute teacher
for AP Chemistry.
I know a thing or two
about chemistry.
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