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We are the "Santa Hunters."
together every Christmas.
This year, the party is at our house.
Our mission...
obtain irrefutable video evidence of Santa.
There he is.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, sweetie. Love you.
A Claus encounter of the third kind.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Hey, Richard,
you're really rocking that bow tie.
I'd wear a tutu if it got
me a go-kart for Christmas.
Hey, a man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
Men's underpants!
In my size.
All right, all right, who's number 12?
Zoey.
Nothin' to see here.
Just, uh, hanging ornaments.
Wait! Who wants eggnog!
Charlie!
Sorry we're late.
We almost didn't make it with all the snow.
Sis!
I didn't know that you
were bringing a friend.
More like hostage.
Yes, this is Natasha.
Nice to meet... Oh!
We're soul mates.
I mean, she really is the whole package.
She's smart, she's sophisticated,
eats pizza with a fork. Ah.
It's a serious relationship...
very, very grown-up. Mm-hmm.
Ooh! Even got a tattoo of
Natasha's favorite animal.
Oh!
Yeah, I know.
That's exactly how she reacted.
But I figured everybody loves unicorns,
right?
Oh, sure, sure, of course.
You know what? We are
just glad you're here.
We're going to, uh,
put you in Elizabeth's room.
Ah, yeah. Hope you don't mind bunk beds.
Hey!
You know what? No, no, no, we can't stay.
the Pinebrooke Resort and Spa.
We're gonna be spending Christmas
What?
Wow. Well, the kids will be disappointed.
Yeah, yeah, you know, Natasha's not really
a big kids person.
Christmas trees and... and kids.
She's from Moosplaskistan.
Yeah, it's Eastern Europe.
They got weird stuff over there.
Ooh, almost forgot.
Got a couple presents for the kids.
Charlie... It's not much.
You know, I'm kind of
employment-challenged at the moment.
I had a couple of unfortunate
alarm clock malfunctions.
Turns out that doughnut
shops place a high priority
on waking up before... Before noonish.
I like to... Oh, Charlie.
No, no, no, it's good.
Just had to sell my comic
book collection and my...
My vintage action figures, but, um...
But, you know, it's all part of the...
The Charlie reboot, Charlie 2.0.
Well, 2.0 or 1.0,
we're just glad you're here.
Thanks.
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Good tidings we bring
to you and your kin
Good tidings for Christmas
and a happy New Year
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Where are you kids going?
Uh, we're going... caroling.
In the backyard?
Uh... For squirrels.
Squirrels.
Oh, all right.
Come on, guys, let's go to the tree house.
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