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Cat Shit One Motofumi Kobayashi 2010	This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story John Pielmeier 2009	Scissors. Clamp. -O.R. -Dr. Rogers for Dr. Carson. Doctor? -Yes? -Ben, it's Mark. I need to see you up in my office. A special-needs case j...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
And Then Came Love Caytha Jentis 2007	[JULlE GRUNTS] KLAUSNER: Please, come in. KLAUSNER: Your son is a very bright little boy, Miss Davidson. Thank you. Let's get to the point. W...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
And Then There Were None Dudley Nichols 1945	-- What a quite place! - Indeed, yes, very quiet. There is your bathroom, Miss. I see that we have the same bathroom. I think I'd better intr...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hands Across the Table Norman Krasna 1935	All right. Don't crowd. Let 'em off. Let 'em off. Don't crowd. Do you think they'll be wearing 'em like this next year? Aw, that was such ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hands of Stone Jonathan Jakubowicz 2016	1 (crowd cheering) FA ANNOUNCER: In this corner, Roberto Durn. (crowd cheering, booing) And in this corner, Benny Huertas. (crowd cheering)...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hands of the Ripper Lewis Davidson 1971	It's the Ripper! Come on! It's the Ripper! Come on! There he goes! - He's gone in a house! - Now we've got him! There was another murder. They...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hands Up Dead Man, You're Under Arrest Enrico Zuccarini 1971	1 Stop! No! No! Have mercy! Don't shoot, Captain! We surrendered! You can't shoot at prisoners! War is over. I retire you. But we're unarm...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Idle Hands Terri Hughes 1999	Did you blow the candles out downstairs? Yeah. Look at this. A Thanksgiving cornucopia made of pie plates and spackle. What the heck is a cor...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
In God's Hands Zalman King 1998	[ low rumbling ] What's wrong ? I'm just tired, I guess. [ train whistles ] Have you traveled far ? Yeah. You're a surfer, aren't you ? Ye...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Kiss the Blood Off My Hands Leonardo Bercovici 1948	1 Time gentlemen. Drink up. Drink up, please. Time. Come on there, Harry boy. It's time. That's the trouble with this world today. Everyone i...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Mondomanila, or: How I Fixed My Hair After a Rather Long Journey Khavn 2010	In a few minutes... Mondomanila will be covered in darkness. What you're going to observe... Is horrible... Creepy... Nauseating... Frighteni...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Now and Then I. Marlene King 1995	Who do we? Well, Bobby Fricker. Disgusting. He always digs nose. I eat saliva. So what. Slabi said. Come on, we can do it. Come on Chrissy, j...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Shake Hands with the Devil Roméo Dallaire 2007	1 United Nations, New York November 1, 1993 United Nations Mission in Rwanda (UNAMIR) Headquarters Excuse me? Do you know those young men? T...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Empty Hands Erica Lee 2017	1 Onecool Film Production Limited HK Film Production Limited Toba Production Limited Golden Scene Company Limited Novus Capital (HK) Limited P...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Gamers: Hands of Fate Nathan Rice 2013	Countermay where several threads converge in the tapestry of worlds a world of settlers both by choice and accident a world of conflict between ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Hands of Orlac Maurice Renard 1960	Stephen! It was brilliant! - Thank you Maurice - Come on, make them happy once more. No, old pal. Tonight I'm making myself happy. - Mr Orlac,...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Then She Found Me Alice Arlen 2007	Ein, zwei, drei, vier! There is a Jewish story. An ordinary Jewish joke. A father was teaching his little son to be less afraid, to have more ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Would You Rather Steffen Schlachtenhaufen 2012	You're available to start right away? Yes. I'm not really seeing a lot of restaurant experience on the, uh, resume. I've always had, um, summe...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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