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Cat Shit One
Motofumi Kobayashi
2010		This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...Rate it:

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Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story
John Pielmeier
2009		Scissors. Clamp. -O.R. -Dr. Rogers for Dr. Carson. Doctor? -Yes? -Ben, it's Mark. I need to see you up in my office. A special-needs case j...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
And Then Came Love
Caytha Jentis
2007		[JULlE GRUNTS] KLAUSNER: Please, come in. KLAUSNER: Your son is a very bright little boy, Miss Davidson. Thank you. Let's get to the point. W...Rate it:

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And Then There Were None
Dudley Nichols
1945		-- What a quite place! - Indeed, yes, very quiet. There is your bathroom, Miss. I see that we have the same bathroom. I think I'd better intr...Rate it:

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Hands Across the Table
Norman Krasna
1935		All right. Don't crowd. Let 'em off. Let 'em off. Don't crowd. Do you think they'll be wearing 'em like this next year? Aw, that was such ...Rate it:

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Hands of Stone
Jonathan Jakubowicz
2016		1 (crowd cheering) FA ANNOUNCER: In this corner, Roberto Durn. (crowd cheering, booing) And in this corner, Benny Huertas. (crowd cheering)...Rate it:

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Hands of the Ripper
Lewis Davidson
1971		It's the Ripper! Come on! It's the Ripper! Come on! There he goes! - He's gone in a house! - Now we've got him! There was another murder. They...Rate it:

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Hands Up Dead Man, You're Under Arrest
Enrico Zuccarini
1971		1 Stop! No! No! Have mercy! Don't shoot, Captain! We surrendered! You can't shoot at prisoners! War is over. I retire you. But we're unarm...Rate it:

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Idle Hands
Terri Hughes
1999		Did you blow the candles out downstairs? Yeah. Look at this. A Thanksgiving cornucopia made of pie plates and spackle. What the heck is a cor...Rate it:

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In God's Hands
Zalman King
1998		[ low rumbling ] What's wrong ? I'm just tired, I guess. [ train whistles ] Have you traveled far ? Yeah. You're a surfer, aren't you ? Ye...Rate it:

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Kiss the Blood Off My Hands
Leonardo Bercovici
1948		1 Time gentlemen. Drink up. Drink up, please. Time. Come on there, Harry boy. It's time. That's the trouble with this world today. Everyone i...Rate it:

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Mondomanila, or: How I Fixed My Hair After a Rather Long Journey
Khavn
2010		In a few minutes... Mondomanila will be covered in darkness. What you're going to observe... Is horrible... Creepy... Nauseating... Frighteni...Rate it:

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Now and Then
I. Marlene King
1995		Who do we? Well, Bobby Fricker. Disgusting. He always digs nose. I eat saliva. So what. Slabi said. Come on, we can do it. Come on Chrissy, j...Rate it:

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Shake Hands with the Devil
Roméo Dallaire
2007		1 United Nations, New York November 1, 1993 United Nations Mission in Rwanda (UNAMIR) Headquarters Excuse me? Do you know those young men? T...Rate it:

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The Empty Hands
Erica Lee
2017		1 Onecool Film Production Limited HK Film Production Limited Toba Production Limited Golden Scene Company Limited Novus Capital (HK) Limited P...Rate it:

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The Gamers: Hands of Fate
Nathan Rice
2013		Countermay where several threads converge in the tapestry of worlds a world of settlers both by choice and accident a world of conflict between ...Rate it:

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The Hands of Orlac
Maurice Renard
1960		Stephen! It was brilliant! - Thank you Maurice - Come on, make them happy once more. No, old pal. Tonight I'm making myself happy. - Mr Orlac,...Rate it:

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Then She Found Me
Alice Arlen
2007		Ein, zwei, drei, vier! There is a Jewish story. An ordinary Jewish joke. A father was teaching his little son to be less afraid, to have more ...Rate it:

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Would You Rather
Steffen Schlachtenhaufen
2012		You're available to start right away? Yes. I'm not really seeing a lot of restaurant experience on the, uh, resume. I've always had, um, summe...Rate it:

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