Tinker Bell Page #3

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ROSETTA:
Tinker Bell?

FAWN:
Tinker Bell?

Guess what? I've decided I'm not gonna be a tinker fairy anymore.

- What?

- What?

Well, I was thinking.

Why do I have to be a tinker?

Just 'cause some silly hammer glowed?

I mean, who's to say it wasn't some big mistake?

Maybe I can just switch my talent.

Switch your talent?

I don't know, Tinker Bell...

If you could teach me your talents, any of them, maybe I could show the Queen I can work with nature, too.

(BUZZING)

And then she'd let me go to the mainland for spring.

Oh, Tinker Bell.

That's just not how it works.

- Well, maybe she could.

- She's right. She could.

Well, I've never heard of someone switching talents before.

She's right. Me, neither.

Look. You all do things that are beautiful and magical and important.

But me, well, there's gotta be more to my life than just pots and kettles.

All I'm asking is that you give me a chance.

I'll help you, Tinker Bell.

Thank you, Sil.

Me, too. Could be fun.

Well, first time for everything, I guess.

What harm can come from trying?

Well, I still think this is a bad idea.

(FROG CROAKING)

SILVERMIST:
So, for your first day of water fairy training, I could show you how to make ripples in the pond.

Okay!

Or teach you how to talk to the babbling brook.

Oh, that sounds fun, too.

Or wait, wait, wait.

I got it, I got it, I got it!

Dewdrops on spider webs!

Come on. I'll show you how to do it.

- Good luck, Tink!

- You can do it!

Oh, um...

Go get 'em.

Just cup your hands like this, reach into the water, and...

Okay, you've heard of a dewdrop?

This is a don't drop.

That's water fairy humor.

It's good.

Come on.

Okay, Tink, now, this next part can be a little tricky.

It takes a very steady, delicate hand to...

Where's your dewdrop?

Oh.

(GIGGLES)

Forgot my dewdrop.

Hey! I did… it.

Shake that one off. Shake it off.

You can do this!

That's it. That's it, Tink.

You're doing it! You're...

(GROANS)

Now, Tink, try to...

No, no, sweetie, you need to...

Well, maybe if you...

(SPLASHING)

Well, you have to admire her persistence.

SILVERMIST:
Tinker Bell!

Although, sometimes hammers glow for a reason.

(TINKER BELL GROANS)

Whoa.

(ALL GASPING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

You know, you always struck me as a light fairy kind of gal.

(SCREAMS)

(BOBBLE HUMMING)

(SINGING)

Here we go in the treasure...

- Have you seen Tink?

- No, thank you. Not thirsty!

No, no. Not "drink," Tink!

Pink? I like purple meself!

Tink! Have you seen Tink?

What?

I do not stink! Maybe it's you, eh?

Hey, have you seen Tink?

- Fairy Mary's gonna be cross.

- Aye, Clank.

We'd better take some of this off Miss Bell's plate, so...

- CLANK:
All right, then.

- No, no, no! Wait, wait, Clank!

What are...

Will you two stop mucking about?

- What Clank did was, he took it off...

- Bobble told me that I should...

I see Tinker Bell has got her work done, mysteriously.

Where is she, anyway?

(BOTH STAMMERING)

Well, you see, she's...

She went with Cheese to...

(GASPS)

No, no. Clank means she went to get cheese, you see, the food, for Cheese the mouse...

- Yes, the food, for Cheese the mouse.

...because he was whining.

Yeah. Like a baby.

BOBBLE:
Like a wittle, wee baby, there.

Okay, what can I teach you that's gonna do the least amount of damage?

Oh, I know. Follow me, Tinker Bell.

The last light of day, it's the richest kind of all!

Wait for it. Wait for it.

Okay, and now!

Oh, wow.

Huh?

It's incredible.

Now for the fun part.

- Do you think it's heavy?

- No. It's light.

(EXAGGERATED LAUGH)

(WHISTLES)

(BUZZING)

Okay, okay.

(GROANS)

Stay.

- Here, Tink. Let me...

- No! I almost got it.

If I just get you started...

This is impossible!

Look out!

(GASPS)

Oh, no.

Whoa!

I wonder how it's going.

Fly, Tink, fly!

Uh-oh.

FAWN:
We'll save you, Tink!

SILVERMIST:
Bob and weave! Bob and weave!

ROSETTA:
Cover your tushy!

(CLANK HUMMING)

- We fiddle and fix.

- Craft and create.

- Carve acorn buckets.

- To hold flower paint.

- Preparing for spring.

- CLANK:
We do all this and more.

- Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!

- Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!

(BOTH GIGGLING)

FAIRY MARY:
Tinker Bell,

I'd like a word with you.

Fairy Mary!

See, I was on my deliveries, and it's actually kind of...

Save it.

I know what you've been up to, missy.

And I had such high hopes for you.

(BOTH HUMMING)

(SIGHS)

- You'd do well to listen to her...

- Why?

So I can do this my whole life?

I don't wanna be just a stupid tinker!

No, no, not that you guys are...

I didn't mean that... Guys, I wasn't...

I have to go.

Now, flap them. Flap them.

That's it! Have fun!

Hey, Tink! You ready?

A little nervous, actually.

Oh, don't be silly.

Come on, you'll be fine.

FAWN:
We're teaching baby birds how to fly.

First, you have to get their attention.

Smile and establish trust.

See? Okay, open your wings, honey, and flap them up and down.

Up and down. That's the way.

Faster, faster.

That's right. Yes! You're doing it! Okay.

Come out this way a little bit.

You're okay. You're okay. You got it.

Keep flapping, keep flapping!

Hey, why don't you help that last little guy?

(GROANS)

Okay, okay.

Just smile and establish trust.

Hi, there!

Hey, little fella, you wanna do some flap-flap today?

Oh, sure you do!

All you do is, you just flap your wings, like this.

No, no, no. None of that.

Come on. All we got to do is...

Ow!

Look. I'm going to level with you, okay?

I kind of bombed out on the whole water and light fairy things, and I'm starting to run out of options here.

If you could see fit to flap your little wings and take flight for a few measly seconds, I might be able to go to the mainland and bring happiness to the world!

What do you say?

Wrong answer.

(SQUAWKS)

If I end up making acorn kettles for the rest of my life, I am holding you personally responsible.

(SQUAWKING)

(LAUGHING) Hey, hey. Look at this!

Okay, just stop squirming.

Would you just... Hey!

Okay, okay, okay.

I'm letting go. I am letting go.

This is not working.

Hey, maybe that guy can help.

He's a really good flyer.

Hey, up there!

(HAWK SCREECHING)

(GASPS)

Hawk!

(BLOWING HORN)

- FAIRY 1:
What's happening?

- Quick, hide!

FAIRY 2:
Look out!

(SCREECHING)

(TINKER BELL SHRIEKS)

A hawk! Tinker Bell's in trouble!

- Hey!

- Vidia?

This is my hiding spot!

(BOTH SCREAM)

But it's all yours, now.

No!

- Get him!

- ALL:
Get him!

(GRUNTS)

FAIRY 1:
What?

FAIRY 2:
You all right?

FAIRY 1:
So scary.

(ALL CHATTERING)

(ALL SNICKERING)

Are you okay, Vidia?

(GROWLS)

- Let me help you.

- Don't touch me! I'm fine!

- But I was only trying to help.

- Well, stop trying.

Tinker Bell...

I can't hold water. I can't hold light.

Birds hate me. I'm just so useless!

Tink.

Great.

I failed for the third time in a row.

At this rate, I should get to the mainland right about... Oh... Never!

(METALLIC CLANG)

Huh?

Yes!

Sil!

(MELODY PLAYS)

(GASPS)

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