Tinker Bell Page #2

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- All right!

- Show us, show us!

- What'd you bring?

- Your rainbow tubes, Iridessa.

(GASPS) Finally! Silvermist, could you help me?

(CLICKS TONGUE)

Oh.

What're you gonna do with that?

I'm gonna take it to the mainland.

What's the mainland?

It's where we're gonna go change winter to spring.

The seasons change all the time there.

I'll get to apply my artistic sensibilities.

Yeah. And I'll have breakfast ready for all the wittle fuzzies coming out of hibernation.

We just follow the second star...

Ride the breeze, follow the waves...

All the way across the sea...

And then, there it is.

Wow! The mainland sounds flitterific!

(ALL GIGGLING)

(CHUCKLES) Yes. The glamorous lives of the nature-talent fairies, eh?

We'd love to stay and chat, but...

But we tinkers have real work to do. Right?

FAWN:
Don't get your wings in a bunch.

ROSETTA:
Don't be like that.

Nice to meet you all!

FAWN:
You, too! Fly with you later!

ROSETTA:
Fly with you later!

BOBBLE:
Right! Here we are. A pretty large order of pollen pots for the...

(ALL GASPING)

Last thing is berry bushels to deliver to the glen...

Is it okay if I just catch up with you later?

Oh, I suppose.

Can you find your way back?

- Yeah, yeah. Sure I can.

- BOBBLE:
Well, I...

- All right, then.

- Just be careful!

Hi, there!

(VIDIA GASPS)

Sorry.

Vidia, right?

(SNEEZES)

We didn't officially meet.

I'm Tinker Bell.

Oh, yes.

The new girl.

That's right! So, what's your talent?

What do you think it is?

You're a pollen-izer? Pollen-ator?

Pollen-picker? Pollen-plucker?

I am a fast-flying fairy, a true rare talent.

And this is but a small part of what I do.

I make breezes in the summer, blow down leaves in the fall.

My winds even brought you here, dear.

Fairies of every talent depend on me.

Hey, that's just like what I do.

(SNORTS)

Excuse me?

I mean, tinkers help fairies of every talent, too.

So we're kind of the same, you know?

Sweetie, I make forces of nature.

You make pots and kettles.

I work up in the sky, and you work down in a ditch.

Hey!

Don't get me wrong, sunshine.

Being a tinker is really swell and all, but I wouldn't go around bragging about your talent.

It's not like spring depends on you.

Of course it does!

And when I go to the mainland, I'll prove just how important we are.

When who goes to the mainland?

Me, of course! For spring!

Oh, of course. You'll prove it, huh?

Yes, I will.

Well, I, for one, am looking forward to that. Excuse me.

No. Excuse me.

"Mine is a rare talent."

Ugh.

Try and tell me tinkers don't matter.

I'll show her what a rare talent really is, when I...

(GASPS)

(CLANKING)

(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTS)

Oh.

(TINKER FAIRIES CHATTERING)

(CLANGING)

(BOBBLE AND CLANK EX CLAIM)

- Hey, Tink, what you got there?

- Oh, hi.

I don't know. I just found them.

(SNIFFS)

Lost things.

- Lost things.

- BOBBLE:
Aye.

Stuff gets lost and washes up on Neverland from time to time.

You know, from the mainland.

These come from the mainland?

That place sounds more fascinating all the time.

Berry bushels, check.

Pollen pots, check. Lost things, check.

Huh?

Lost things?

Why are you fiddling with that junk?

Oh, um...

Well, they were just so unusual.

You mustn't be wasting your time with that rubbish.

And I won't have it cluttering up my workshop.

And as for you two, no more dilly-dallying around.

And don't forget about the Queen's review tonight.

Goodness, there's still so much to be done!

(SIGHS)

Thank you.

Sorry about your trinkets, Miss Bell.

Well, we'd best be getting ready for the review, anyway.

What is the Queen's review?

You see, the Queen is going to

review all the preparations for spring!

Yeah, it's a good time for us tinkers to show what we can do, eh?

- Oh, indeed.

- Really?

CLANK:
Like me. I can be a wheel.

Hmm.

Perfect. That's my chance.

Okay, everybody, turn!

Ready for the base coat over here!

Splendid, splendid. Stack those neatly, plenty of time before the Queen arrives.

FLOWER FAIRY 1:
It's the Queen!

What? She's here? Now?

Play, music fairies.

Yes, play!

(PLAYING CELTIC MUSIC)

Queen Clarion, Your Illustriousness!

As Minister of Spring,

I welcome you to Springtime Square.

What? No fireworks, Minister?

Oh, well, yeah, that could be arranged.

Light fairies! Light fairies!

I'm teasing.

You always make such a fuss, and everything always turns out wonderfully.

(CHUCKLING)

Well, I think you'll find that we have things well in hand.

When the Everblossom blooms, we'll be ready to bring spring to the mainland!

Music to my ears.

I know you've all put in months of practice and preparation, but keep up the good work these last few days, because just as fairies...

- TINKER BELL:
Queen Clarion!

(MUSIC STOPS)

Huh?

Queen Clarion!

- Did I miss anything?

- No, no, no.

Phew! Good.

It's all right.

I came up with some fantastic things for tinkers to use when we go to the mainland.

(ALL GASPING)

What's she talking about?

TINKER BELL:
Let me show you!

First, baby chipmunks can't eat the whole nut, right?

Their little teeth can't chew big bites.

So you just crank back this lever, and it's...

(GRUNTS)

(CRYING)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Whoops.

- It's kind of a work in progress.

- Yes, yes, yes. Very clever.

Oh!

And I made this, too.

It's a flower-sprayer.

- QUEEN CLARION:
Tinker Bell, I...

- Here, allow me to demonstrate.

(WHIMPERS)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Sorry.

- But wait till you see this last one.

- Tinker Bell, sweetheart, has no one explained?

Explained what?

Tinker fairies don't go to the mainland, dear.

What?

All of those things are done by the nature-talent fairies.

Your work is here in Pixie Hollow.

- But I thought that...

- I'm sorry, Tinker Bell.

Oh, okay. No. No, that's good.

I mean, I really couldn't make it anyway.

So, good. Yeah.

This actually works out good.

I mean, well...

So, I'm just gonna... Yeah.

(FAIRY MARY HUMMING)

Back so soon?

You didn't go?

Goodness, no.

Far too much work to do down here.

(GRUNTING)

Vidia was right. Being a tinker stinks.

Excuse me?

It's just, why don't we get to go to the mainland?

The mainland? Who gives a pile of pebbles about the mainland?

But, Fairy Mary, the other fairies get to go.

Now, Tinker Bell, are you a garden fairy?

Well, no.

- Are you a light fairy?

- No.

Animal fairy? Water fairy, perhaps?

No and no.

No. You're not. You are a tinker.

It's who you are.

Be proud of it.

The day you can magically make the flowers grow, or capture the rays of the sun and whatnot, then you can go.

Until then, your work is here.

(SIGHS)

Good idea, Fairy Mary.

FLOWER FAIRY 1:
Get your pixie dust yet?

SPARROWMAN 1:
Just did.

- Nice day for flying.

- FLOWER FAIRY 1: Sure is.

Here you go, Silvermist.

Thank you, Terence.

I hope Tinker Bell is okay.

I know. That poor little sapling.

She looked pretty wilted yesterday.

Well, I wouldn't blame her if she stayed in bed all day.

Morning, girls!

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