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You, Sophia.

You're such a hypocrite.

I hate girls like you.

It's all an act, Sophia.

That's what you do,

you act nice.

But you aren't really.

Will you stop being such a

freak? This is her house.

It takes a lot more than that

to scare me.

Oh, such a badass.

Anyway,what do you think?

You look like

a sausage in that.

A fat little sausage

from the Stanford Mall.

Cat, you're so mean.

No, I'm not.

It's funny and you laughed.

So nothing is mean if you laugh,

and you laughed.

If you didn't laugh,

then you can say I was mean.

That's the rule.

Whatever.

You should try this on instead.

It's... very sexy.

I'd totally make out

with you on the lot.

What? Who's making out

with who?

I don't know, Tats.

His last collection

was just so sexless.

I'm gonna go to Paris anyways.

Hold on a sec.

Girls, I have to run out

for an hour

so, you know, I wish I could

stay and help you

with your photo shoot.

You seem to be doing a foolish

job without me.

I'll pick up pizza on the way

home, okay? Extra cheese?

Mom, can you just pick up

some Skinny Pop instead?

We're on a diet. No carbs,

no gluten, no dairy.

Dairy makes everyone

have halitosis.

Ew, no way.

Tats, does dairy

give you bad breath?

Only, if you're

lactose intolerant, I think.

Oh, you guys look so beautiful.

Stunning.

Send me some of the photos you're

taking, I want to put it in my album...

Mom, this is just embarrassing.

- Why?

- They're already on here.

Okay, sorry,

I don't know these things.

- Well, you should.

- I miss dressing up.

Old days of all

the excitement of getting ready.

Just remember, girls,

getting ready is the best part.

It's more fun than any party

you'll ever gonna go to.

Enjoy yourselves now

while you're young.

Doesn't last long.

I have a surprise for you.

Ready?

Ta-da!

Oh, my God,

this one looks so good.

Play nice.

Guys, guys, please.

This is huge.

Sh*t.

- Oh, my God! This is amazing!

- Guys!

Just a second. I'm married.

How are we gonna get

one of these diamonds?

Almost.

Almost, guys, almost.

Sam, you are not a princess.

Oh, what are you doing?

Oh, my God! Are you crazy?

Delusion, obviously.

I mean, come on, we all know

you don't live in Greenwich.

You're the only scholarship kid

our school has ever had.

Whatever, you guys

have been all wrong.

I don't know what

Cat's been telling you.

What are you

saying about me, b*tches?

Stop it, Cat.

Don't point a gun at me.

That's messed up.

If it isn't real,

then what's the problem?

Cat, put it down.

You look stupid.

Really?

What? You wanna kiss me,

you lesbo?

Who's getting burned now?

Are you scared?

Take a pic of me with it.

Let me in!

I gotta release the beast.

One second!

It's all yours.

You're free to go barf now.

- What do I look like...

- You always run the faucet.

Now, do you prefer

I don't run the faucet

so everyone can hear me

taking a dump?

Ew!

Georgie, maybe you should

quit gymnastics

before you start

to look like a tranny.

I haven't been doing

gymnastics for, like, a year.

That's obvious.

Maybe you should try

power Pilates for core fusion.

Ava, you're such a tard!

At this point

Georgie's way past Pilates.

Georgie, I play soccer

and it's really fun.

I bet you'd be good at it.

I would pay money to see that.

You guys have been

really harsh.

I do exercise, okay?

I walk to school every day

and I walk home.

Whoa! You don't wanna

strain yourself.

Yes, seriously, Georgie

you may pull a muscle

or you may twist an ankle.

I'm gonna start taking

dance again this spring.

Jazz and tap. It's too cold

to move in the winter.

Georgie, you're really funny.

Yeah, exactly.

That's what fat people do.

They make us laugh.

Georgie,

I think it's really positive

that you're going

to start dancing again.

What about

also including SoulCycle

in addition to the more gentle

dance classes?

It would be amazing for you!

Georgie is not

doing SoulCycle..

Ever.

Seriously, maybe it's the time

to start investigating lipo.

My dad could give you

a good deal.

- Your butt looks huge!

- Aah!

That is the first place

you should lipo.

And then you can save it

for when you get older

and then, hopefully,

you can inject it

and improve your ugly face.

I mean, you are

a plastic surgeon's wet dream.

I mean, look at it.

There's so much jiggly fat.

How can you be this fat

at only 12?

I mean, where is this heading?

I'd cry too if I were you.

No, actually,

I would just kill myself...

Cat, that's too far.

Cut it out.

Georgie, you should

just kill...

You stop bullying Georgie.

You're being horrible!

Are you kidding me?

You were just bullying her

and telling her

she had to go to SoulCycle!

Seriously, Sophia,

you are the biggest fool.

You were also mean to me

when my mom died.

You really need

to get over that.

Really? Get over it?

I'd like to see you get over

something like that.

Cat, enough! Get out!

- What are you talking about?

- That's it, I've had it!

You have to go!

I called your car!

Are you showing off

for your new friend?

I'm gonna call my mom

and get us a ride home.

No, I invited you.

Anyway, Georgie,

you're such a poser!

All you do is eat.

That's why Sophia

keeps you around.

Next to you, she'll always look

skinnier and prettier.

- What did you just say?

- Uh.

Cat! Really? Enough! Get out!

You're seriously

kicking me out?

I'm sorry!

We always say this stupid stuff

to each other.

I really didn't mean to hurt

your feelings, Georgie, I swear.

- We'll see you tomorrow, okay?

- Oh, no.

- Listen, Cat!

- No.

If I forgive you right away,

you will never stop!

Sophia, please let Cat stay.

We were all just having fun.

Fine. If Cat goes, I go too.

No, you stay.

Don't you want to?

Cat, you have to go!

Please leave

when your host

asks you politely.

Please don't do this.

I'm, I'm so sorry.

You don't understand.

I don't have anywhere to go!

Are you coming?

Forget it!

Just forget it!

Guys, let's go

touch all the art.

Oh, my God! Oh.

Genius!

I hate them!

I hate you, I hate you!

I hate you! I hate you!

Oh, pick up.

Hi, this is Dr. White,

if this is an emergency

please hang up and dial..

Mom would never screen my call!

You never ever pick up!

It's not fair!

The girls

were really mean to me.

They kicked me out of the house.

Dad, I'm alone.

I needed you to come get me.

I don't know what to do.

I can't even see right now!

I can't take it anymore!

I swear, I can't!

Dad, I'm scared.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry!

Ultra kill.

We could do it

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