101 Dalmatians Page #6

l'm reduced to tramping

through sewage...

because my two imbeciles can't

keep track of a bunch of infant dogs!

- [ Cawing ]

- [ Grunts ]

[ Caws ]

[ Grunts, Sniffs ]

Oh!

[ All Yelping ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Snorts ]

[ Neighing ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Snorting ]

[ Whinnying ]

[ Electricity Humming ]

[ Jasper ] l do not believe it.

We got no truck, no dogs.

We are so dead.

Number 1 Dead Street, that's us.

Look! Tracks.

l love you.

There you are. You see?

lf dogs are so smart,

they wouldn't leave tracks

for wary predators such as us.

- Yeah.

- Now, l've always said that

human beings are essentially superior--

you know, blessed with

faculties of speech and thought

and a couple of other things.

[ Whimpers ]

[ Whines Quietly ]

Uh!

Don't worry, l won't ruin

your little puppy coat.

l'm just going to

make a few buttonholes.

Where are you, you filthy beast?

[ Whimpering ]

Ah.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Whispers ]

Oh, yes.

l love the smell

of near extinction.

- Got it!

- [ Squeals ]

[ Squealing Continues ]

[ Gasps, Grunts ]

- [ Barks ]

- [ Barks ]

[ All Yelping, Barking ]

- [ Snorting ]

- Oh! Oh-oh! Oh! Oh!

- [ Grunting ]

- [ Cruella Grunts ]

[ Panting ]

Stupidity, you see? That's your problem.

That's what's been holding you back.

lf it was up to you,

you'd have taken hold of that wire...

set fire to your undershorts,

cooked your tongue...

before even thinking

it was electrified.

Point taken.

But what are the logs for?

''What are the--''

You see, the--

We stand upon the logs

and hop over...

thereby avoiding painful electric shock.

Brilliant.

Right. Mount the log.

Extend leg.

All right.

Now, when l count to three, we jump.

- Ready?

- Yes.

One.

- [ Electricity Zapping ]

- [ Both Yelling ]

- [ Grunts ]

- [ Zapping Continues ]

[ Gibbering ]

[ Both Grunting ]

- [ Zapping Continues ]

- [ Gibbering ]

Aah!

Useless, disgusting creatures.

l'm sick to think

we breathe the same air.

[ Dogs Barking ln Distance ]

[ Gasps ] Bingo!

Poor little things.

- [ Barking Continues ]

- l'm gonna cut you off...

then cut you up.

[ Sinister Chuckle ]

[ Chittering, Giggling ]

Darling, red isn't your color.

- Give me the hat.

- [ Chitters ]

Give me the hat...

- [ Chittering ]

- or you'll become a hat.

- [ Chitters ]

- Give it to me!

[ Chitters ]

[ Screams ]

[ Clucking ]

- [ Laughing ]

- [ Chittering ]

- [ Roaring ]

- [ Clucks ]

- [ Meows ]

- [ Lowing, Bleating ]

- [ Yelling ]

[ Panting, Grunting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ]

Oh!

[ Dispatcher On Radio ]

[ Sirens Wailing ln Distance ]

Thank the Lord.

We're saved.

- Here you go.

- Up you go.

- Much obliged. Thanks.

- [ Officer ] Watch your heads.

- Very kind.

- Thank you.

- Nice and quiet.

- [ Officers Chattering ]

- This is lovely. Yeah.

- lsn't it?

Nice and warm.

No animals neither.

[ Low Growl ]

[ Growling ]

[ Panting ]

You... beasts!

- [ Throaty Snort ]

- But l'm not beaten yet.

You've won the battle,

but l'm about to win the wardrobe.

My spotty puppy coat is

in plain sight and leaving tracks.

ln a moment l'll have what

l came for, while all of you

will end up as sausage meat...

alone on some sad plastic plate...

dead and medium red;

no friends, no family, no pulse...

just slapped between two buns,

smothered in onions...

with fries on the side.

- Cruella De Vil has

the last laugh! [ Laughing ]

- [ Thunderclap ]

- [ Neighing ]

- [ Laughing Continues ]

[ Screaming ]

- [ Neighing ]

- [ Lowing ]

[ Clucking, Laughing ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Pigs Grunting ]

[ Grunts, Pants ]

- [ Sirens Wailing ]

- [ Panting ]

Miss De Vil?

- Yes?

- We have a warrant for your arrest.

Oh? ls there

something wrong?

Stop. What's that up ahead?

Well, will you look at that.

[ Puppies Barking ]

[ Grunts ]

[ People Chattering ]

[ Officer ] Excuse me, madame.

Would you mind standing back?

[ Barks ]

[ Whines ]

l've come up with 98 pups.

The two adults make it 100 even.

We've got 100 here, sir.

[ Barks ]

[ Barking ]

[ Barking Continues ]

Uh, make that...

[ Barking ]

[ Barking ]

- [ Barking ]

- [ Barking ]

Congratulations.

You've just won

gold, silver and bronze...

in the Morons Olympics.

- Who won the gold?

- Shut up!

My business,

my reputation, my life...

has been ruined

because you three incompetent twits...

let yourselves be outsmarted

by a bunch of dumb animals!

And you call

yourselves men. Ha!

l've seen more intelligent

pieces of carpet!

- [ Skunk Chittering ]

- [ Screaming ]

[ All Screaming ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

Oh, they're here!

Anita!

Roger!

- The puppies!

- Here-- Oh, my goodness! Look at them.

- [ Anita ] Oh!

- Oh, Pongo!

Oh, Perdy!

Oh! That a boy!

That a boy! Yeah!

- That a boy!

- Oh! Oh! [ Laughing ]

Oh, thank you, Officer!

How can we ever repay you?

Well, your dogs were the only ones

with identification tags.

We have no idea

which puppy goes where.

Our records indicate

that so far...

nobody has called

to claim the other puppies.

- Now, they need a home, or--

- [ Anita Gasps ]

Well, they go to the pound.

[ Barking ]

Oh, no. No.

No, no, no, no. Uh-- Uh--

- Roger, we can't-- We don't have room.

- Well, we'll get a bigger place.

We have 17 as it is.

What's a few more?

We'll work something out.

- [ Barks ]

- [ Laughs ]

[ Whines ]

Oh.

You'll have dozens

of children, you know.

- [ Whines ]

- [ Barks ]

Well, l won't have them

chewing up the carpets...

barking until all hours of the night.

- [ Whines ]

- [ Chuckles ]

All right.

Everyone inside before we all get cold.

- [ Chuckles ]

- Unload the puppies!

- [ Puppies Barking ]

- [ People Chattering ]

[ Barking Continues ]

[ Yelps ]

[ Both Yelping ]

- [ Game Beeping ]

- [ Yelping Continues ]

[ Yelping Continues ]

Get ready.

Get ready.

[ Sinister Laughter ]

- [ Sinister Laughter ]

- [ Groans ]

[ Puppies Yelping ]

[ Screaming ]

Cool!

Excellent villain, mate.

Thanks, Herbert!

- Congratulations.

- Uh, why, yes. Thank you.

- Thank you. Thank you--

- See you in my office.

We've got terms to sort out.

- Okay. Great.

- Excellent villain, mate.

- [ Both Laugh ]

- l don't be--

l can barely believe it.

Our baby is a year old.

- We have a new house, a new life--

- And we have each other.

[ Chuckles ]

We have Nanny.

- And l have the three of you.

- We have two wonderful dogs.

And they have their children.

And their stepchildren.

And they have their children.

And their stepchildren

have children.

[ Anita ] And their children

have children.

[ Nanny ]

And speaking of children--

[ Anita ] Roger, darling,

l've got the most wonderful news.

[ Dalmatians Barking ]

Cruella De Vil

Cruella De Vil

lf she doesn't scare you

no evil thing will

To see her is to take a sudden chill

Cruella

Cruella De Vil

Cruella, her lips

The ice in her stare

All innocent children

had better beware

She's like a spider

waiting for the kill

Look out for Cruella De Vil

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