10 Things I Hate About You Page #11

A "copine" is someone you can count on.

An "ami" is someone who makes promises

he can't keep.

Cameron closes the French book

CAMERON:

You got something on your mind?

BIANCA:

I counted on you to help my cause. You

and that thug are obviously failing.

Aren't we ever going on our date?

He melts

CAMERON:

You have my word. As a gentleman

BIANCA:

You're sweet.

She touches his hand. He blushes at her praise and watches

her toss her hair back

CAMERON:

(appreciative)

How do you get your hair to look like

that?

BIANCA:

Eber's Deep Conditioner every two days.

And I never, ever use a blowdryer

without the diffuser attachment.

Cameron nods with interest.

CAMERON:

You know, I read an article about that.

Bianca looks surprised.

BIANCA:

You did?

INT. BOY'S ROOM - DAY

Patrick stands at the sink, washing his hands Michael and

Cameron cower in the corner, watching him.

PATRICK:

(without turning

around)

Say it

MICHAEL:

(clearing his

throat)

What?

PATRICK:

Whatever the hell it is you're standin'

there waitin' to say.

Cameron bravely steps forward

CAMERON:

We wanted to talk to you about the

plan.

Patrick turns toward them.

PATRICK:

What plan?

MICHAEL:

The situation is, my man Cameron here

has a major jones for Bianca Stratford.

PATRICK:

What is it with this chick? She have

three tits?

Cameron starts to object, but Michael holds up a hand.

MICHAEL:

I think I speak correctly when I say

that Cameron's love is pure. Purer than

say -- Joey Dorsey's.

PATRICK:

Dorsey can plow whoever he wants. I'm

just in this for the cash.

Cameron starts choking at the thought of Joey plowing his

beloved Bianca.

MICHAEL:

That's where we can help you. With

Kat.

PATRICK:

So Dorsey can get the girl?

MICHAEL:

Patrick, Pat, you're not looking at the

big picture. Joey's just a pawn. We set

this whole thing up so Cameron can get

the girl.

Patrick smiles. He likes the idea of Joey being a pawn in

this game.

PATRICK:

You two are gonna help me tame the wild

beast?

MICHAEL:

(grinning)

We're your guys.

CAMERON:

And he means that strictly in a non-

prison-movie type of way.

PATRICK:

Yeah -- we'll see.

He swings the door open and exits, leaving Michael and

Cameron grinning at each other.

MICHAEL:

We're in.

INT. CLASSROOM - DAY

CU on a party invitation as it gets handed out. "Future

Princeton Grad Bogey Lowenstein proudly presents a Saturday

night bash at his abode. Casual attire".

Michael holds the invitation up to Cameron.

CAMERON:

This is it. A golden opportunity.

Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.

MICHAEL:

In that case, we'll need to make it a

school-wide blow out.

CAMERON:

Will Bogey get bent?

MICHAEL:

Are you kidding? He'll piss himself

with joy. He's the ultimate kiss ass.

CAFETERIA - DAY

Michael hands a jock the party invite as they pass each

other at the trash cans.

INT. GYM CLASS - DAY

The jock calls a fellow jock

INT. MATH CLASS - DAY

Jock whispers to a cheerleader

COURTYARD - DAY

The cheerleader calls a White Rasta that she's making out

with, showing him the invite.

TRACK - DAY

The White Rasta tells a cowboy as they run laps during track

practice.

INT. SHOWERS - DAY

The cowboy Cells a Coffee Kid, as he shields his java from

the spray of the shower.

INT. HALLWAY - DAY

Joey stands ac his open locker with Bianca. The locker is

an homage to Joey's "modeling" career. Cheesy PRINT ADS of

him -- running in a field of daisies, petting a kitten, etc.

-- adorn the locker door.

JOEY:

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