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Here, here, here, here. OK.

Holy sh*t! He's shot!

No, man, his dick got...

F*** me.

We gotta get him

to the hospital.

No.

What do you mean no, Eddie?

Jesus, look at you.

We have to go back

and get it first.

Eddie, you're bleeding

pretty bad.

Maybe we should just

take you to the hospital.

l--l don't want

to live like this!

Please.

We're going back.

What the f***?!

We were...We were

just f***ing shot at!

We're going back!

l am not going back there, Tim!

Come on, man!

Look at him!

Fine. l'll just do it myself.

Hey. Don't worry, all right?

l'm gonna find it.

Hurry.

Tim, it's been cut off.

They can reattach it.

Well, how the f***

are they gonna do that?

What am l, a surgeon?

They use leeches and sh*t.

This is so stupid!

What about the cops?!

Just be here

when l get back!

F***.

That was fast.

Hey, Kev, you want

to grab me a cover for her?

Want to grab me a cover, Kev?

Yeah, you got it.

Where do we put it?

Uh, they're in the front.

Got it.

Here's the license.

Call it in.

Sh*t. l used to baby-sit her.

Call it in, Kevin.

OK.

What happened?

lt was a hit-and-run.

Need any help?

Ha. l got it. Thank you.

Ready? One, two, three.

Got it.

Whoa. You OK, Kev?

l don't feel so hot.

We got a frozen dick we gotta

get to the hospital, man.

l know, l know, l know.

Listen, it happens to everybody

the first time.

Here. You want a smoke?

Yeah, thanks.

Ohh, gross.

We're sorry.

You know something about this?

Friend of yours lose something?

l don't know what

you're talking about.

Yeah? Then what the f***

are you doin' in there?

l just...

need a new cooler.

You should just

tell me the truth.

l am.

l'm a klepto.

Dr. Fowler says that

l'm makin' progress...

but l still have

a long way to go.

What, do you think

this is funny?

l never said it was funny.

This kid's full of sh*t.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where do you think you're going?

Home.

No, you're not.

Come with us.

Yeah. The cops are gonna

want to talk to you.

l didn't do anything.

There's a person

in this ambulance...

and she's dead...

and l think

you're the reason why.

Where's my daughter?

Where's Cheri?

F***!

Ecch.

Go! Go!

Oh, sh*t!

Go, go, go, go!

Jump in! Jump in, Tim!

Are you OK?

Are you all right?!

Did you get it?

Did you get it?

Don't say

l never did anything for you.

Oh, sh*t! Cops!

Don't worry. He's busy.

Sorry it took me so long, man.

l was lookin'

for something bigger.

Oh, hey...

l'm sorry.

Even if they put it back on...

it's not gonna

work the same.

Sure, it will.

Your dick's like Timex, dude.

We're gonna have to

go to the police, man.

Well, that's easy

for you to say, Tim.

You weren't the one

that was driving.

Well, what do you want

to do, Mark?

We can't just skip town.

He saw our faces.

Well, l'm not saying that.

l'm just saying

let's get our story straight.

OK?

OK.

OK. Um...

OK, Eddie was

pissin' out the window.

OK, yeah, Eddie was

pissin' out the window...

but, uh, but l never

turned around, ya know?

l never turned around.

l was never hitting him...

and--and she just

ran out in front of me...

and l didn't have time

to stop.

OK.

Did you hear that, Eddie?

l never hit you.

Why should l lie?

Wh--What are you

talking about?

Why should l lie

when this is all your fault?

My fault? How the f***

is this my fault?

Well, if ya hadn't been so

worried about your paint job...

my penis would be

in my pants right now...

and not in my f***ing hand!

lf you hadn't have been pissin'

out the goddamn window...

none of this

would have happened!

Guys, calm down.

No, you stay out of this, Tim!

Now, listen, l'm not going

to jail over your little dick...

so you can either say

l didn't hit you...

or you can bleed

to death for all l care!

Say it!

You didn't hit me.

lts expandable

stomach allows the Komodo...

to devour up to eighty percent

of its body weight...

in a single meal.

Mulligan, come on.

You have a good nap, boy?

We're gonna go

for a little walk.

No, no, no, no.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Cheri, oh, God,

what have you done?

Oh, you little pervert.

You left her no choice,

didn't you?

No.

No, l will not see you

ruin her life.

No.

OK, what do we do? Ohh.

No. Come on.

Stay.

Stay, stay. Stay, boy.

Oh, no.

Freakin' imports!

OK.

Oh, God.

Ohh...

Oh, no. Oh, no. No.

Please. Sh*t! Sh*t!

Oh, no. Son of a...

Stay. Stay.

OK.

Don't be

looking at me like that.

Cheri going to jail is

not gonna change anything.

The guy's dead.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's better.

Stupid little shits!

Oh, my God.

God almighty.

A**holes.

Mulligan!

Mulligan, get down!

Mulligan.

OK.

Oh, Lord, please forgive me

for what l'm about to do.

OK.

Mulligan!

Mulligan, get over here.

Mulligan, come.

Mulligan, come here now.

Mulligan, come now.

Mulligan, come here.

That's my baby boy.

That's a good boy.

Come here.

Come here.

Yes, sweetheart.

No. No. No. No.

Come back, you dog.

l'm gonna kill you.

l'm gonna kill you.

Mulligan. Mulligan.

That's a good boy.

OK, dog, give me that thing.

Mulligan, come on!

There you are.

Ah, sh*t! Oh, sh*t!

Sh*t.

Come here.

Come here. Come here.

Mulligan.

Dog, l oughta rip you

a new a**hole.

You bad dog.

Bad dog.

Now, where is it?

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank God.

Come on.

Frank?

Honey, what are you doing?

Well, l--l...

l caught these punk kids running

around, starting fires...

so l scared 'em off.

And, uh...

l was just trying to kick

this fire into the sewer.

Be careful. You don't wanna be

hurtin' your back now.

Oh, God, l know.

Hop in. You look tired.

Uh...

Come on, Mulligan.

Sit.

Oh, hi.

So, how was your night?

OK.

Just OK?

Yeah.

l wonder what happened.

Oh, that reminds me.

Another deer got hit tonight.

Really? Where?

Same spot just down

from our house.

Happened a few minutes ago.

So it ran into our woods...

and l want you to go see

if he's still alive.

Frank?

Huh? Um...

Yeah, OK.

Mulligan,

what have you been eating?

-Hit the lock.

-Ah.

Come on out, young fella.

Oh, thanks. Hey, you.

-You got him?

-Yeah.

Oh, here, here, here.

Take this.

'Cause if the deer's still alive

l don't wanna spook him.

Who could that be

at this hour?

OK, l'll see you later.

OK.

OK.

Hey, Duff.

What's going on?

Not much.

You want me

to lock up for you?

Yeah. lt's about that time.

How was your shift?

F***ing boring.

Whole goddamn town

shuts down at nine o'clock.

What else is new?

Are you OK?

You don't look so good.

l got a call this morning.

From who?

Cheri.

So?

She's pregnant.

Are you sure it's yours?

Of course it's mine!

Whose the f*** else

would it be?

l'm sorry.

l didn't mean anything.

Don't worry about it.

Just, it's fine.

What are you gonna do?

What do you think?

She's gotta get

an abortion, right?

That's expensive.

Well, no sh*t,

it's f***in' expensive.

That's my problem.

How much?

Five hundred dollars.

Guess a two-dollar condom's

lookin' pretty good...

right about now.

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