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- 2007
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And there was an SS officer there
who had a beautiful Lithuanian wife.
Now, my dad was a scrawny man.
You see what I look like?
And did you inherit your dad's looks?
No, my mom's. Mom was no beauty,
either, but not like dad.
It made it that much easier
for my father to fall in love.
My father fell in love with that
beautiful Lithuanian woman.
And she fell in love with my father,
like a puppy.
Imagine what would've happened
if the Russians had lost.
The SS officer fled to Germany.
And she stayed with my dad.
Oh, God, wow!
They were both arrested
and sent to the camps in Siberia.
They were released in 1953,
found each other, and got married.
near Vilnius...
...and began to crank out children.
Eleven of them.
By this time, of course, my dad had been
a pig and dumped my mom.
But I understand him.
For one thing...
...I saw her photograph.
I saw her photograph.
And for another...
...my mother was no angel, either.
Mother was no angel.
An amazing story.
If someone told me a story like that,
I wouldn't believe it.
But it happened to my dad.
Anything can happen.
Anything.
Stop, stop. I have doubts.
We all tend our gardens in our own way.
And we hold the shovel in our own.
Well... If you only knew.
I have an uncle.
He lives near Voronezh, he's a plumber.
Hands of gold!
He's generous and kind.
The whole city just loves him.
He likes to drink,
but he's not mean.
He doesn't drink too often.
In the center of town
there's a square.
They built this place there where
you can play machines for money.
"Brother," it's called. "Brother".
Uncle Kolya had never been a gambler.
But one payday, he got drunk.
And went there.
And, well, he lost.
He lost every cent.
He thinks:
"How can I go home nowto Liuba, to my wife, and say:
"Liuba, I lost everything, all the money".
How?"
It'd be easier to hang himself.
But some kind people told him:
"There's a place nearby
where you can borrow money".
So he goes there and they say:
"OK, we'll give you a loan,
but with high interest,
and not less than 50 thousand.
So if you want 50 thousand, you got it,
but if not, you can go to hell".
What could he do?
He takes the 50 thousand...
...and goes back to that
"Brother" place, damn it.
And he...
He loses it all.
The whole 50 thousand.
Now what could he do?
Now what was he going to do?
Middle of the day.
He goes to work, tells the boss:
"Give me 50 thousand".
"What, are you nuts?"
"Nuts, eh? Just you wait."
He goes home. Gets a shotgun, shells.
And goes back. By this time
the boss had run off some place.
He goes to the accounting office.
There are only women there.
He takes three of them hostage.
He becomes a terrorist.
He makes them put
his demands -
all 57 thousand rubles,
a luxury apartment,
a job as chief engineer,
and a plane to anywhere on earth
he chooses.
Now, why did he ask for a job,
when he planned to fly off in a plane?
That's not important.
It's not important.
The women say:
"Uncle Kolya,what are you doing? Look..."
But he just goes "oooo!"
He can't speak.
The women open the safe
and take out 800 rubles.
One goes to buy vodka,
a half case, ice cream.
And the police are there, snipers.
"He's a terrorist! Get him! Fire!"
"Stop! Absolutely not! Don't shoot!
I'll go myself!"
What a man!
And he goes in unarmed. What a man!
Uncle Kolya points the gun at him:
"I'll kill you".
And the chief says: "No you won't".
"Why not?"
"Because I'm the chief", says the chief.
Uncle Kolya drops the shotgun.
They sit around the case of vodka.
They have a drink.
And cry.
And there was no trial, no investigation.
I beg your pardon, but why exactly
did you tell us all that?
Why? He could have been sent to prison,
or shot. A terrorist!
But the police chief, what a man.
What a man! Nothing.
Uncle Kolya worked and paid off his debt.
I helped a bit.
He became a businessman.
And "Brother" was burned down.
But by someone else,
not Uncle Kolya.
That's wonderful.
But what does all that have to do
with this case?
If... if...
I'm for kindness.
Your brains sure curdled fast, brother.
No, no.
I don't have cottage cheese up here!
A good man should be helped.
And a bad man should be...
I vote that the young Chechen
is not guilty.
Write it down. Thank you.
Well!
That's amazing!
What kind of justice is that?
Uncle Kolya the plumber
runs around drunk.
drinks vodka with him.
Uncle Vasya the city prosecutor
turns a blind eye.
And the criminal remains at large!
And meanwhile the entire
civilized world
has lived for centuries
according to the law.
A Russian man will
never live by the law.
- Why not?
- The law bores him.
The law is dead.
There's nothing personal about it.
And a Russian man without that
personal touch is an empty shell.
He won't steal or guard.
But that's awful!
Who said it was good?
Look at that horrible pipe.
It's obscene.
Total filth in the center of Moscow.
In a school,
where they teach children.
and then the school was built.
They should cut off their limbs
and put them in prison.
By law.
Human ones. Russian ones.
The school let them temporarily
hang that thing. Temporarily.
And it has a corrosive effect
on the minds of the children.
Maybe that's why they leave
their bras in the bathroom.
What's the law got to do with it?
Human relations.
Here! You'll love this.
Inventory number 72-17-99.
I wasn't even born then.
Do you see how it is?
And we still can't wake up
from the coma.
That's it. I missed my train.
But I'm here. And I'm voting.
The young Chechen is not guilty.
Write it down. Period.
Sh*t...
What are you...? Aw, hell!
What did... See what you did?
- This is a circus?
- Actually, I'll join them! Write that, too!
Let's all join them!
- Wonderful...
- I also think the kid's not guilty!
And, incidentally,
I have reasonable doubts.
Can you explain why
if he killed and robbed
his adoptive father...
...he returned with the money
to the scene of the crime?
Yes, good point.
Atypical murderer wouldn't do that.
Listen, just listen.
OK, you're a respectable man,
a college dean.
How can you say that?
What does "typical murderer" mean?
Atypical one wouldn't go back,
but this one did,
because he's a stupid,
uneducated savage
who just jumped out of the tree.
You expect him to write novels?
You know perfectly well,
those animals have tiny little bird brains.
My dear sir...
...excuse me, but just who
are you calling a savage?
I'm also from the Caucasus,
for example.
So the poet Rustaveli was a savage?
The artist Pirosmani?
Directors like Paradzhanov?
- Who's a savage?
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