16 Wishes Page #4

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and go to the beach.

Really? Thanks, Grandma.

Take Jessica with you.

Go.

I thought we were going to Venice.

Why are we in Malibu?

Because Christopher Wilde

surfs in Malibu.

Today's the day. I can feel it.

He's here somewhere.

I doubt that.

I just hope

he's not with Alexis Bender, who,

IMHO, is totally not cute enough

for him.

I wonder what his eyes look like.

Up close.

Blue. Really blue.

Excuse me. Is this seat taken?

No? Okay.

What a beautiful day.

Isn't it a beautiful day?

Oh, I'm sorry. You were sleeping.

Did I wake you?

No? Oh, then you're awake. Good.

Would you put some

sunscreen on my back?

- How did you know it was me?

- The hat.

Does kind of smell like fish.

No, I'm pretty sure that's you.

Now, what are you doing here?

What are you doing here? Go home.

- I tried.

- And?

Nah, you wouldn't understand.

So you think you're so special

that a nobody like me

couldn't possibly understand

how hard it is to be you?

Okay.

There were about 10 paparazzi parked

outside my house with their cameras.

Yeah, that is tough.

Not.

See, you don't understand.

I just need to get home in a car

the paparazzi won't recognise.

So what are you driving?

Oh, you'd love it. It's a classic.

Really vintage.

Perfect. I could pay you.

- I know that's kind of...

- Stop that!

- Stop what?

- Throwing your money around.

I mean, you still owe me five grand

for staying at Garage de la Grandma.

- Just give me your keys.

- Why?

Well, if you're taking our car,

you can't leave us here without one.

Keys.

Come on.

Okay, look, she's a...

She's a 300 and...

Three hundred

and thirty-five horsepower,

first generation '69 Tudor

with original paint.

Look, I love Cher, okay?

Cher?

You name your cars?

Christopher, meet Petunia.

You've got to be kidding me.

She runs like a top.

Have her back here in an hour.

Down. Get down.

I can't believe it.

How do they know where to find me?

My sister knows where to find you,

and she's from Kalamazoo.

All right, here. Put these on.

He's probably under an umbrella.

Look under an umbrella.

- Now!

- Okay.

All right. Get in the car.

He's got to be around here, all right.

Okay, you really need

to stop hitting me.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Just get in. Get in. Get in!

Quick, buckle up. Put your head down.

- Put your head down. Head down.

- It's down.

- What are you doing?

- I'm looking for something.

Here, put this on.

- What... Why?

- Do it now!

- Come on.

- Okay.

You know what?

You drive like my grandpa.

And you look like my grandma.

- Okay.

- I need my sunglasses back.

I don't know. I kind of like them.

- I'll give them to you. Later.

- For reals?

Because my friends just won't believe

that I, Jessica Olson,

have an actual pair

of Christopher Wilde sunglasses

worn by Christopher Wilde himself.

Will you autograph them for me?

- Very funny.

- What?

No, but seriously.

I really want these glasses.

Give them. Come on.

So, how long do I have to

drive around with you this time?

Only until the paparazzi

leave the beach.

- Hey, let's go do something.

- Like what?

Anything. What have you seen

since you've been here?

Nothing. I've been too busy

following you around.

- Really?

- With my sister.

She idolises you.

I mean, I, on the other hand,

couldn't care less about you

or your city.

Well, I know you don't like me,

but don't take it out on Los Angeles.

This is one of the greatest cities

in the world.

- Really?

- In fact, I'll be your tour guide.

I thought you needed to get home.

Nah. Take the long way.

Wake up to the blue sky

Grab your shades

and let's go for a ride

Breakfast by the ocean

We'll do lunch at Sunset and Vine

- Every day's a dream in California

- Every day's a dream in California

- Every night the stars come out to play

- Every night the stars come out to play

- Wish that I could always

- Wish that I could always

- Feel this way

- Feel this way

- There's something about

- There's something about

- the sunshine, baby

- the sunshine, baby

- I'm seeing you in a whole new light

- I'm seeing you in a whole new light

- Outta this world for the first time, baby

- Outta this world for the first time, baby

- Oh, it's so right

- Oh, it's so right

- There's something about the sunshine

- There's something about the sunshine

- There's something about the sunshine

- There's something about the sunshine

In Hollywood, we're rockin'

In Malibu, we hang out and chill

It's all about the shopping

From Melrose to Beverly Hills

- Everywhere's a scene

- Everywhere's a scene

- and now we're in it

- and now we're in it

- I don't want to paint this town alone

- I don't want to paint this town alone

- When I see you smile

- When I see you smile

- I always feel at home

- I always feel at home

- There's something about

- There's something about

- the sunshine, baby

- the sunshine, baby

- I'm seeing you in a whole new light

- I'm seeing you in a whole new light

- LA 's a breeze

- LA 's a breeze

- with the palm trees swayin'

- with the palm trees swayin'

- Oh, it's so right

- Oh, it's so right

Now that you're here

Now that you're here

It's suddenly clear

It's suddenly clear

- The sun's coming through

- The sun's coming through

- I never knew

- I never knew

- Whatever I do

- Whatever I do

- It's better with you

- It's better with you

It's better with you

Yeah, yeah

There's something about

the sunshine, baby

There's something about it

- I'm seeing you in a whole new light

- Whole new light

- Outta this world for the first time, baby

- Baby

- Oh, it's so right

- Oh, it's so right

So right

- Something about the sunshine, baby

- Something about the sunshine, baby

- I'm seeing you in a whole new light

- I'm seeing you in a whole new light

- Outta this world for the first time, baby

- Outta this world for the first time, baby

- Oh, it's so right

- Oh, it's so right

There's something about

the sunshine, baby

I'm seeing you in a whole new light

- LA 's a breeze

- LA 's a breeze

- with the palm trees swayin'

- with the palm trees swayin'

What a perfect day.

Not any more.

Man. I need to lose these vans.

Okay. Take your next left.

- You're sure?

- Yes.

Okay, if you take your next left,

the road loops back to the highway.

Or maybe not.

This isn't even a road any more.

This is a firebreak, it has to be.

Just... Just keep driving.

That last sign said "Deer crossing."

There are no deer.

You know,

you complain more than my sister.

Are we on the right road or not?

- Not?

- Show it to me.

No! Keep your eyes on the road.

I'm the navigator.

Is that what you call it?

- What's that supposed to mean?

- It means you're such a know-it-all.

- A what?

- A know-it-all!

God, you are the queen

of snap judgements.

"Turn here! This is the right road!

I'm sure of it!"

- I was sure of it.

- You're sure.

You're so sure of things

you couldn't possibly be sure about.

- I am not.

- And you're defensive.

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