2045 the Bounty Hunter Page #5

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-Bobby?

Are you sure?

I'm reading it right here.

-Do you know where Stewart is?

-Why would I know that?

-I thought you two were together.

-We are not together. We made out once.

I meant together on the story.

-You made out with Stewart?

-Hey, you know-- Gary, that's it.

-Need a lift?

-What?

Yes, yes, l do. Oh, God.

What a nightmare.

Don't get married.

I'm 1 7. l don't even have a girlfriend.

I'm saving all my money for college.

You know what? I just gave

all of my money to my ex-husband.

I don't know

how l'm gonna pay you.

You could show me your b*obs.

Excuse me?

I toId you l don't have a girlfriend.

Give me a break.

Show me your b*obs.

All right, pull over.

You serious?

Watch out. Watch out, watch out.

Come on, bring it back.

My boss, she's gonna kill me.

Show her your penis.

Taser this, baby.

Get in the car.

Come on, come on.

Are you serious? ReaIly?

Right now, you're gonna do this?

I promise,

I promise l won't do it again.

Come on.

Cannot believe

I was ever married to you.

I don't know why you keep falIing

for that old "get in the car" trick.

What?

Oh, what are you doing?

No. No, no, no.

No, I'm not buying it. No--

Oh, sh*t. That's real.

Nicole, come on, let's go.

-Look, I was just fooling around.

-Not because of you, jerk.

Sh*t.

Oh, thank God. A doctor.

Sir, my leg, I think it's broken...

...and all I've eaten today is a

doughnut. That is --That is quite large.

Wait a minute.

Wait, you are a doctor, right?

Of course. I'm the track vet

at Atlantic City Race Course.

-What?

-He's very good.

He just put down

one of our horses last week.

-I don't think it felt a thing.

-But l'm not a horse.

Well, actually, in that case,

it did feel it. A lot.

Well, those are the tough ones.

Okay, you are gonna feeI

a massive pinch.

But then your leg

should feel just fine.

Don't-- Don't--

Come on, is this really necessary?

After 250 volts through my neck?

You're lucky you're not in the trunk.

I feel Iike I got a hickey

from jumper cables.

-You know, I could arrest you for this.

-Great. Do it, I dare you.

Wait, you'd have to be a real cop.

Which, by the way...

...was the single most attractive thing

about you.

I can go back to being a cop

any time I want.

Yeah, right.

-You know why?

-Why?

Because I'm good at it, that's why.

I disagree with you.

-And you're basing that on?

-Based on the fact...

...that there's a black SUV following us,

and you haven't even noticed.

-Who says he's following us?

-It's the same one I saw...

...at Dunkin' Donuts

when I went to meet Jimmy.

There are a miIlion black SUVs

and 20 million Dunkin' Donuts...

-...and that's just in New Jersey.

-Listen.

There is a very good chance

cops are involved in the story...

-...that l'm working on.

-Suicide?

They grabbed Jimmy. Jimmy may have

given them my name. l don't know.

-They may wanna kilI me.

-You think you're hot sh*t...

...but l'm sure the only person

that wants to kill you is me.

-God! Look out. Go.

-What the hell are you doing?

God. Sh*t.

Why don't you ever listen to me?

-I do listen, but--

-No, you don't.

Look out.

Don't stop.

Milo!

-Yes. I am so onto some--

-Only you could be happy right now.

-Milo--

-Stay here.

No, don't you leave me here, Milo.

Get me out of here. Milo.

Sh*t.

-Jesus.

-Christ.

I toId you to stay in the car.

So, what?

You are not the boss of me.

-You're gonna pay for that.

-I owe you a nickel.

Stop the car. Get out.

Get out of there.

Sh*t.

What the hell

have you gotten yourself into?

-Really? Now you're interested?

-Yeah, hell, yeah. He shot up my car.

I toId you

someone was following me.

Did you listen to me? No.

Do you ever listen to me?

You told me

somebody jumped off a roof.

He worked for the N.Y.P.D.

in the evidence depository.

He was afraid of heights and

it's stilI ruled as a suicide? Come on.

You know, you can tell me aIl this

on the way to jaiI.

-You can't be serious.

-Oh, you wanna bet?

Bobby signed the report.

What?

Bobby was the cop who signed off

on the suicide.

-The same one that you said--

-Watch yourself. Very thin ice here.

-He is my friend too.

-What is this? A friendly accusation?

No, this is not an accusation.

This is simply connecting the dots.

No, this is about you

caring about someone...

...then, alI of a sudden...

...no warning, you don't care

about him and you're out the door.

-This is not about us, Milo.

-Bobby.

Bobby walked you down the aisle.

I know. I wiIl be heartbroken.

But l am not gonna stand around...

...with my head in the sand.

I know where your head is,

and it ain't in the sand.

-What are you doing?

-I'm gonna find this prick.

When I do,

I'm gonna prove Bobby innocent...

...and show you

exactly what loyalty looks like.

No VIN number. No registration.

Yeah, this guy was definitely a pro.

Well, I got a Starbucks cup

with the name EarI on it.

Well, maybe it's not his cup.

Is that all you've got?

More than you've got, Kojak.

-I got these.

-What does it matter that he plays golf?

You see, I don't think he does.

These clubs have barely been used.

Plus, they're lefties.

The guy who shot at us was a righty.

Not to mention the fact

that all the pockets are empty.

So what?

There is not a golfer in the world...

...who doesn't have tees and pencils

and balls, shoes, you name it.

Why is he a member...

-...at the Castle Hill Country Club?

-That is a good question.

That's why I asked it.

For once, that is a good question.

All right, here's the deaI.

We're interested

in becoming members of the club...

...and we are friends with John.

Okay. John who?

Just say John.

They fill in the last name.

-Clever.

-Thank you. Works every time.

All right, now you have to come up

with an occupation.

Why can't I be who I am?

A bounty hunter?

We're trying to get into a private club,

not a tractor pull.

Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry.

The club's closed today

for a private event for members.

It's the Fourth of July.

Is it?

It's already the fourth, honey.

I can't believe it, honey.

Well, honey, neither can l.

See, the thing is John actually said

that it would be all right...

...if we stopped by today.

John...?

He's a member here.

You know John.

-Everybody knows John.

-Big John.

I'm actually

the membership director here...

...and I don't believe

we have a singIe member named John.

That's weird, honey.

-This never fails.

-Oh, wait.

Do you mean Jack Willit? They call him

Jack, but I think his name's John.

-Yes. Big John Jack Willit.

-Big John. Yeah, how could I forget.

After aIl the years that John and I

have actualIy worked together...

-...I forget people still call him Jack.

-Jack.

Oh, you're also in the Senate?

Yes.

Which state?

-OkIa--

-Kansas.

Kansas.

Well, what a pleasure,

Senator and Mrs. Boyd.

Let me find someone who'll give you

the grand tour. Lucky us...

...another celebrity at Castle Hill.

I'm actually a former model.

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