2 Days in Paris Page #7

- No.

You/they probably cannot many languages?

- What? However, French is enough, or?

Didn't you therefore want to take us?

Because we speak another language?

Whom do you take at all then?

You/they don't like any Germans...

Arabs? They don't like you either.

Whom do you like then? One should Romanians

sends home and Jews into the KZ.

I never have said this. And the camps

they invented so that we pay.

Are you totally stupid?

You should hear yourself once!

Does it still go, Blondi?

Do you address now me informally, or what?

I give you Blondi!

It is all okay one, darling.

The type is an abgefucktes psycho-

pathisches Nazi-racist-a**hole!

And that is okay, because here this

France is. We are in France.

Welcomes in France!

Welcomes in France!

This is enough!

- Fascist!

We get out here!

You pay before you get out,

otherwise, we go directly to the police!

Of course, we, idiot, pay! We have

Coal, however, we are Americans!

Finally hold the muzzle!

- I step into them/her/it for you...

I step into them/her/it for you...

- You step for me where?

And you just the muzzle back there!

- We are there, you hold here.

I look for a place to holding.

Then, I hold, and we talk

from man to woman. - Okay.

We speak of your wife?

- No, from man to woman!

I thought that you wanted with me

talk about your wife.

Your wife has an Arab namely.

- What?

Thank you,

that was a very instructive trip.

I thank you you.

Good night.

- Clear off! - Thank you.

Slut! Part yourself from the Amis ficken!

- What then was free with him/it?

The type was a racist.

If we come back to America,

you go into one...

Anger-overcoming-clinic.

However, I was not at all angry.

Is it approximately okay to be a racist?

At least, rose still is alive.

Here, it smells of lamb.

The whole city smells of lamb.

What is this? Was that your mother?

- Our laundry.

How sweet!

I always tell her/it/them that she/it shouldn't this,

but she/it cannot leave do it.

She/it irons jeans?

Who then does something similar?

That is her/its/their favorite-activity.

It is beautiful.

If you know...

- I thought that she/it is a hippie.

But then, the habits have

her/its/their mother pushed through.

Exactly this my I.

- What?

Above, I try to lie. - I

knows. - Why do you fight against it?

Because you always want upward.

- So, I simply like it.

Yes, you like this, but I also am

still there. However, I am no Dildo!

Not?

- I my it serious.

All talk about it,

that women are made to objects,

that she/it only one piece of meat,

only birthing-machines are...

But we is men the meat-pieces!

The female orgasm

so much meaning is attributed!

It is Lmmer about the woman!

One should be received compromises by it.

You poor things! It must be dreadful,

to be a man

and, to be abused so!

You should turn to Amnesty.

I don't have any more desire. - No!

How should I have now sex with you?

- Please, I... - I don't want.

Okay, then, we do it from the back.

- No! - Okay!

I want on you on it and you...

Okay, listens.

That was traumatic.

I feel rejected.

If you know as that is for a woman,

if she/it is rejected with the sex?

I will never again eat, I have

now certainly anorexia! - No, no.

Leave me alone!

- We don't have yet the whole trip.

Well, and because of whom this probably was?

I was on the toilet! You wanted me

climb when shiting?

Say the no more! I can

the word "shits" no more hears.

I am tired. Do we argue tomorrow?

Thanks. I sleep with the tomcat,

he/it is much more erotic anyway.

Jean-need, here water is everywhere!

What? - O God!

I don't know, they yell rum!

What do you do?

The carpet!

- Jean-need, the fire brigade calls!

What happened?

- A water-tube-break is in the bath.

I stop the stream.

You/they are on the way.

I should turn off the main-cock.

Where is the main-cock? - What do I know?

Ask Madame Schindling,

she/it must know it.

- Yes? - Already go!

Below, they have a water-tube-break.

They already are on the way!

Who?

- The fire brigade.

Ah God! - Have 'nen tomcats I!

- I help you.

Mommy, should I help you?

- Dung! - Okay.

Ah, good day. - Toot sorrow for us,

we are firefighters, no plumbers.

Dung!

- Toot sorrow me, my mother...

Do you live above? - Yes,

but actually I live in New York.

They have super-fire engines there.

- Yes.

You have beautiful sweaters there!

Can one buy them/her/it?

They belong to the uniform.

- But one gets her/it/them over the internet.

Oh yes?

- Yes.

That is good wool.

- Yes, you feel once.

She/it is from the finest things.

- No, no... - Well loose!

Ah yes! - Not bad, which?

- That is good quality.

That is Scottish wool.

What do they still do then here?

Flirt not and rather helps me.

Yes, we must loosely. Thanks.

Very pleases.

- Yes.

Next time, we call a plumber,

not the fire brigade. Thanks.

A beautiful day still.

- Thank you, likewise. - Reunions.

Ah! Hello, boys.

Jack, very pleases. - Hello.

- Good day. How does it go?

Can I touch also once?

- What? - Muscles.

Ah, English. - What does he/it say?

- Already well, already good. - Okay.

Ah!

A beautiful day still.

- Ah, yes. - Okay.

Okay.

He/it probably is not quite dense!

- Beautiful!

Managed, finally. I am sopping wet.

- This believes I.

We come! - Bring your Ami.

We show him/it correct meal once!

I go to fast still take a shower.

Do you come along on the market?

I have a terrible tomcat...

Go with your father alone once.

He/it wants that you come along.

- However, he/it speaks only French.

I would like that you divide this with me.

Please! - Well good.

Thanks.

- Okay.

We go to the brunch, okay, after it?

- I am bad.

Be called..."Chaute."

Chaud!

- Ah yes, it is hot.

Muggy!

"Chochotte"... gay!

- How did he/it like Paris yesterday?

Do you like Paris?

- Ah yes. Very beautiful.

And he/it likes Jim Morrison?

Do you like Jim Morrison?

- Actually not.

Why was he/it at his/its grave then?

- Because that is something for tourists.

That is for tourists. - Does he/it know it?

- No, I didn't tell it to him/it.

I wanted to tell you incidentally,

that you the next time,

if you are in dream-vacation,

have to leave your tomcat elsewhere.

- Why?

Was he/it not good? - Every morning

by five, he/it scratches at the bathroom-door

and wants to drink at the faucet.

- He/it likes just flowing water.

I said you,

you should leave open the cock in the evening.

This tomcat is very good.

- He/it is worse than a child.

Want you to do children?

- Don't annoy me with it, I have for you...

See once, as that parked!

- He/it does it once again!

He/it scars the cars on the footpath.

- Is that of the tickets here?

Is it legal to scar cars?

He/it only scars her/it/them,

if they stand on the footpath.

Ah, it tells you by the look of this! Ah, la-la!

- Yes, he/it will also scar him/it.

Now, however, something does!

- What do you mean? I cannot do anything.

What... - Dad, stops.

Do it at least at night.

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