2 Days in Paris Page #9

However, you choose also types!

- That they simply out-toss us!

They should not have done this? One

Luck, that no one shot us.

Therefore honest.

- Here, one is not shot.

That is also such a fallacy,

but no matter! Therefore...

That therefore was another ex?

- Yes.

Simply another couple of exes.

No big matter, stimmt's?

Why does it should?

- Is an affair a big matter?

Is an affair a big matter?

- Yes, of course. - Okay. - What?

Is the affair with this bloke one?

- With whom? - With Mathieu?

What?

I left my cell phone in Paris.

I got it,

as we brought here the cat.

It gave my mother to my sister,

and she/it had an affair with him/it.

He/it has the news

my sister written. - Ah.

Okay, not bad.

Versuch's now once

with a little more feeling.

Paint seriously, you must me

hold for the biggest idiot.

I should believe that we victims

is a type of French farce?

And your poor small sister

you do to the scapegoat.

She/it has already enough problems.

She/it works roughly on it, dozens children

to serial killers, to do.

Okay, you are right. I had something

with Mathieu, two years ago,

but it was not anything of seriousness, and it was,

before I met you.

Do you know what I believe slowly?

The little one-world-theory

refer to your sexual-life.

And it was not two years ago!

I don't know what he/it writes there,

but it was in January

and it spoiled.

Monsieur, what does "Muschi mean leaks?"

- No!

Verpiss you! - You see: Spoiled!

He/it also found this.

He/it wrote me on and on,

also as it already...

Nothing was there,

and actually it is funny.

Some are really funny.

I translate for you what he/it writes.

That is no serious sex-news.

- You therefore lied.

I don't lie! I wanted

your feelings don't hurt.

Okay, I lied.

But that was the single lie.

I didn't do anything bad.

I didn't deceive you!

How can I trust you? From where

do I know what is "bad" for you?

In France apparently is

a little anal-sex now and then

just like fishing rods or Scrabble play.

Okay, I am sorry. Trust me,

this doesn't mean me anything.

I didn't do anything bad.

Please, we are in Paris.

- No, not in Paris.

In the hell!

Say it!

- Does something say? - Say: I am a whore.

I am a whore. - I am a whore.

- I am a whore.

No, I am a whore. Say it!

- No, I am a whore. - Oh so!

You want the friendly one

John-Wayne-Typ, stimmt's, remain?

John Wayne... - You always are the good,

and I am the angry Native American!

Yes! I am this!

And do you know something? Not your tail

is to big for French condoms.

Your ego is too big

for French condoms. And...

for Italian also!

Not bad!

Why said this I?

I am so stupid!

The next song is for you.

It is called "Who is with you!"

Good day.

- Good day. - Okay...

I would like a double cheeseburger,

a deep chip and a Pepsi.

Monsieur, I don't speak any English.

- No English? - No.

Okay, one... hem... one... Moo!

Okay? Double... two...

do you know?

And a deep chip and... Pepsi.

However, Pepsi immediately is called everywhere, or?

We have four menus:

Vegetables, salad, Burger and Doppel-Burger.

Simply select one.

- Yes, this here. This!

This? - I don't want the paper,

but the meal on the paper.

This there?

- The meal on the paper, yes.

Thanks.

- This does 5,30 Euro.

Yes! Here, European money!

- Thanks.

Was she/it/they sour because of the franc?

This certainly annoyed you, however, or?

Madly, thank you! I hate Paris.

- Thanks. Good-by.

Hello, Mathieu. Marion is here.

Hello! - Hello!

- Can I join you?

Okay.

This almost-food-chain leaves the animals

with alive body skin.

Everything is towards-manipulated.

And moths are in the roll.

Moths are in the roll?

- Yes. - Understand.

Is not so easy here, what? With her/it

Language? - The language, the meal...

No, no problem, everything clear!

- You seem something harnessed.

Since just, I know that my friend

a slut is. - How do you mean this?

She/it has sex with many men,

again and again!

Over long time away.

Probably for money.

She/it doesn't get enough.

Yes.

- One strong piece, what? - Yes.

Strangely, that you now called.

I got it exactly from the studio

and will now accomplish it.

Voila!

And... what is this?

I think who is this? - You!

Not badly, or?

That is really beautiful.

Your style developed very much!

Yes. Yes, this is correct.

Thanks.

- No, I thank you you.

You really are this. Unbelievable.

Maybe I have pushed her/it/them to it

with all my accusations...

Someday, this leads that...

Maybe I can myself for her/it/them

absolutely don't open,

because I am afraid to hear, what she/it

would say about her/its/their past.

So or so, there is not any exchange,

no honesty.

Sound stupidly, but I still have

never, it admitted that I masturbate.

Do you understand?

I understand you.

But the love is the only one,

what is still left for us.

The world goes the brook down,

and we only have ourselves.

Yes.

I am a fairy, do you know?

- Ah, yes. Now... I...

No, no. A real fairy.

- Ah... a real one? - Yes.

You must come back to her.

She/it is no slut.

You must take care more of her/it/them.

For her/it/them provides, you concerns.

If you look back someday,

of what will you think then? Whether you this

or that job got? No.

You will think of the people,

this you loved, and above all...

at them/her/it a woman, whom you loved.

And even better:
She/it will be there...

and your hand holds.

Ah.

I am immediately again there.

- Okay.

You must run.

- Run to her back?

No, runs, if the alarm starts.

We fight for a better world.

My number is here. I am Lukas.

- Jack.

The toilet is full smoke.

The door is locked.

I will explain your friend of all.

What will you tell then to him/it?

That that was a joke,

that I am totally stupid

and I you doesn't love. So!

Nobody wants me.

I endure the no more!

However, this is not allowed to...

Well loosely, comes out there!

What do you do then?

Does nothing broken or dirty do, yes?

I call your sister.

I landed in the Iraq!

Ah, forgiveness!

- From the way, you bottle!

Theft! My bag! That is he/it!

- What is free?

My bag! Thief!

- No, I am American. - However!

No, I speak English!

- No! No!

Ah, the type... He/it is long there!

- Americans, bah! Dirt-Arabs!

My bag!

Police! Police!

- No, no!

My bag!

Thanks. No, an error is this!

No, lets go! The double!

I am an inner-architect, damns!

Marion!

Marion, now comes out there, yes?

Mathieu doesn't want to touch me.

All men are disgust by me!

What does she/it say there? - I wanted her/it/them

kisses, but she/it howls the whole time.

Impossible. - Of course, because she/it

her/its/their friend loves. You don't understand anything!

Marion, what got only into you,

with this fool, to want to sleep?

I leave you alone.

Forgiveness, we were mistaken.

Toot sorrow for us.

Lhr boys was great. Thanks.

Are you sure that it was not he/it?

- Yes, Madame.

I don't know what you say,

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