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Stig decided?

Well, with or without

me, he's goin' in.

Well, I still haven't

talked to Jessup.

Stig doesn't know that.

3:
00 tomorrow he's goin' in.

If we want Papi,

I gotta go in with him.

You're not even gonna give

me a choice, are you?

I'm givin' you no other options

as a way to protect you.

Just have the troops meet me outside

the bank, 3:
05 when we come out.

Okay. And don't shoot me.

Even if you want to.

We'll see.

License and

registration, cowboy.

Cute.

- What's up, Teemo?

- What's up, brother?

How are you, brother? I miss you, man.

I miss you, man.

Got you a turkey burger.

Special sauce.

Commander wants

to see you.

Yes, sir.

So, half a mile from home.

I got Bobby all wound

up and ready to go, sir.

Ordnance you requested.

Do you know, the Admiral's

proud of what you've done.

You've gone way

out on a limb.

If the bank falls

right tomorrow,

he says you can come in from the

cold, rejoin your brothers.

Great. Be good just to put

the uniform back on, sir.

I didn't join the Navy to commit

felonies and hang with drug dealers.

Even if you're

damn good at it?

I do what I do

for the Navy, sir.

It's all part of

the Admiral's plan.

We get this three million

from the bank,

we run cross-border ops on Papi

and all the other cartels.

So tomorrow,

clean and precise.

Tick all the boxes, nothing left undone.

You got it?

Yes, sir.

Let's go.

Hey, nice jacket.

Hey, tell your mother

she's gotta move out

of my house

at some point, man.

All right, what do you

want, clown or Frankie?

Frankie.

So, what'd you do

with the .22?

Traded to my cousin

for an espresso machine.

You're gonna need

special beans for that, right?

Uh, uh, uh.

You can reach for your

firearm, but do it real slow.

Any other people

in the buildin'?

- What the hell is this?

- It's a bank robbery.

Only instead

of robbin' the bank

and lettin' you

chase after us,

we decided to come

after you first.

Let's go.

All right,

give me your gun, there.

All right, everybody sit down.

Everybody sit down on the floor.

Ladies behind the counter, keep your

hands visible, not on the alarms.

Let's go, let's go!

It's all right, girls. Just

give 'em the drawer cash.

Did we ask

for the drawer cash?

Come on, come on, come on.

Sit right here. Sit, sit.

Let's go,

on the floor.

- Hey, guard!

- Hey! Hey.

Look, I'm tryin' to

be polite, all right?

Just sit tight and

this'll be over soon.

Open the gate.

I don't have a key.

What'd you say?

Easy.

You lie to me again, it's gonna

be more than a f***in' problem.

Get out there, now.

Get on the floor.

You good? I'm goin' in.

Shh.

It's all right.

Oh, Timothy.

Hey, it's okay.

It's okay. Yeah?

Okay. Here you go.

Showtime!

Fire in the hole!

Holy sh*t!

Hey, Frankie,

somethin's not right.

They're all

stuffed with money.

I thought you said there

would only be one or two.

Every single

one of them.

I'm at 32 boxes

and counting.

Look, there's way

more than 3 million.

And there's still

a lot more here.

All right, well, take 'em all.

We'll figure it out later.

You go ahead,

I'll get the rest.

All right.

Listen.

May be gunfire outside, okay?

So if it hits,

you get everybody

behind the counters.

This is for the jail

across the street.

You let the cops out.

Let 'em out.

Come on.

That is a hell of a lot

more than $3 million.

How much, you figure?

We couldn't be the luckiest chumps

on the face of the earth, could we?

You feel lucky?

No, I don't.

I mean, this can't

be Papi's money.

People are gonna chase us off the end

of the earth for money like this.

Well, I hate to tell you this,

Stig, but I got more bad news...

You take that hand away

nice and slow, Bobby.

Okay.

Put the gun down, Stig.

You know I really

like you, right?

I like you, too.

No, you don't.

Yes, I do.

Nobody likes me, okay?

And I'm okay with it.

I do. I like you

more than most.

You're not just sayin' it 'cause

I got a gun pointed to you?

Why don't you just

put the gun down?

Sh*t.

Oh.

Hot-doggin'!

I'm sorry, man.

What'd you

do that for?

Sh*t, man, I had to!

No, you didn't.

It's just a little flesh wound.

You'll be all right.

Drink the water,

and then you'll be able...

What is that?

In your hand. Is that

a badge in your hand?

Tell me you're not a no-good,

two-timin' son of a b*tch.

Two-timin'?

Tell me.

You shot me.

DEA.

Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute, man.

Hang on.

No, you wait a minute.

Stig.

Hey.

The United States is the

greatest country in the world

because we accept

a man is, at his core,

greedy,

selfish

and covetous.

I had no choice.

They took my key.

I would never willingly

open the vault.

Keep your hands

on the desk, please.

In America,

we line everybody up.

Say, "You're on your own.

"Grab all you can grab."

I'm innocent.

Nobody's innocent, friend.

There's just the guilty,

the ignorant

and the unlucky.

Did you take our money?

You fellas look like

you're waitin' for a bus.

You guys let us know

when you're done.

Oh, I'm done, and thank

you for the courtesy.

Who is that guy?

You heard of

the hidden hand of God?

Well, that's God's

son of a b*tch.

Call the DDO and get a list of everyone

who knew we had money in this bank.

You two realize those sunglasses

make you look like a**holes.

Excuse me,

when'd that diner burn?

Yesterday.

I want interviews

with the wait staff

and every customer

in the place.

It was just

a grease fire.

Did I ask your

opinion, Gomer?

You ever hear

the saying,

"Never rob a bank

across from a diner

"with the best doughnuts

in three counties"?

If that diner fire's

a coincidence,

it's only 'cause we ain't

looking hard enough.

That is an impressive

amount of greenbacks.

43,125,000 of 'em, sir.

Mmm.

Recount it. Pack it up.

We'll stow it back in Corpus.

It was my impression we were

supposed to come out of that bank

with 3 million

at most, sir.

Mmm-hmm.

Whose money was it?

Bad men unworthy of it.

Did you know

Bobby Beans was DEA?

No, I didn't.

No offense, sir, but you really need

to work on your surprised face.

Well, if he was DEA,

he helped you rob a bank.

Which means he's dirty, and

for that, I have no mercy.

Where'd you leave him?

In the desert.

Is he dead?

More than likely.

"More than likely."

You wanna tell me

what that means?

The whole point of you

working with Bobby Beans

was to kill him off

and create a cut-out

so the op couldn't

get traced back to us.

My cover's solid. There's

no way it'll trace back.

My cover is solid. There's no

way it'll trace back, sir.

That's a call made

above your pay grade.

Yes, sir.

Assign two of the boys to stow the

money back at the naval base.

The rest'll come with us to

check on the body of Mr. Beans.

Stigman,

wanna come with me?

Hey there, buddy.

Hey.

You habla?

Yeah, yeah.

I hablo.

Good, that's good.

Don't trust in him

till you see his paper.

If he's got papers, I'll see his papers.

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