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that did not belong to you.

Now, man-to-man,

who at DEA authorized

you to rob our bank?

You a banker?

You ever play

Russian roulette?

Thing is,

most people put the gun

to the temple.

Well, that's just stupid.

You blow a man's head off

'fore he's had a chance

to tell you

what you wanna know.

Mess up your suit, too.

Who told you it was all

right to take our money?

"Our money. Our bank."

Who are ya?

If you don't

know who I am,

how did you know to

steal our 43 million?

I don't know what

you're talkin' about.

You don't?

No.

Well...

Where's the money?

Oh, boy.

Well, uh...

it ain't down there,

I can guarantee you that.

Whoo-hoo.

A.k.a. Bobby Balls.

Clean and shaven.

You know what you are?

You

are a dirty DEA agent.

That's right.

You're a dirty DEA agent

who robbed a bank.

And shot your boss.

You walk into

any federal office,

and that's the story

they're gonna have.

Unless you bring me

$43.125 million,

and you walk away.

Clean.

Have I properly

incentivized you?

More than you know.

Unless you wanna rot in jail,

you best get after it.

Go on, now. Go on.

All right.

You're thinkin'

he deserved better?

You're right.

Hey, Rudy.

Hola, Javier.

Morning, Papi.

Don't move.

Go inside, quick.

Mommy!

Whose money

did we steal?

You really wanna know?

I really wanna know.

Easy, old man, get in there.

Get in there.

Payback's a b*tch!

Payback's a b*tch!

Uh, uh, uh.

- Whoa, Bobby.

- Drop the gun. Give me the keys.

Give me the keys.

Nice and easy.

I can't do that.

Why not? Well, I got him first.

I got dibs.

I got a.44. I'm taking Papi.

Give me the keys.

You want 'em?

Come get 'em.

Now, I see

the wheels turnin'.

You're thinkin' a little

blindfold, maybe use your teeth.

That's not what I'm thinkin'.

You know what I'm thinkin'?

Oh, sh*t, man.

How's that?

That was uncalled for.

Sh*t. I liked you better when

you were "I-know-a-guy" Bobby.

That Bobby was a good guy.

Well, I liked you better when

you were winkin' at waitresses

and shootin' the heads

off of chickens.

Give me the keys.

Give me the keys.

- Sh*t!

- What's going on?

You saw that move comin'? That's correct.

Give me the keys.

Damn, you're good.

Now, one of us is gonna

have to pick up those keys.

Guess. All right. I'll

get 'em, all right?

Get 'em, get 'em. Put

that musket away, man.

- Hey, pull over!

- Pull over?

Hey, Papi,

you like my drivin'?

Oh, sh*t!

Come on, Bobby,

I ain't got all damn day!

What do you wanna do?

Ow!

All right. All right, all right.

All right, let me go.

You let me go first.

No, you let me go.

On three.

On three.

One. Two. Three.

See? Now you're making me

not be able to trust you.

On the count of three,

we'll let each other go.

All right?

All right. That's fair.

One. Two.

Three.

I knew it.

Let me go.

No! I'm gonna let you go.

I'm gonna let you go.

All right.

One...

Ow!

Ow!

Come on, man. You gotta admit,

that was kind of fun, no?

You didn't like that?

Who are you?

Sh*t.

U.S. Navy Intel.

Yeah?

Or I was.

My commander

FUBARed my jacket.

And now I'm AWOL

after stabbing an MP.

You're lucky. They got me

framed for killing my boss.

Did your boss order your four

closest friends to kill you?

No, you got me there.

Petty Officer

Michael Stigman.

DEA Officer Bobby Trench, but I

guess you know that already.

Pleasure.

So, what, you just

happened to pick me,

or you got orders to

set me up on purpose?

I had orders, man. I

didn't know you were DEA.

My people did.

But they're Intel.

There's not much

they don't know.

Your people?

Now I'm just trying to

piece together the truth,

so I can take it over my

commander's head to the Admiral.

That's why they wanna kill me and

why I wanted to talk to Papi.

Right.

Well...

I guess we can both talk

to him at the same time.

What, like we're

workin' together?

No, not like we're

working together.

No, like we're workin'

in the same vicinity.

Together.

In the same area code.

Together.

The same county.

And don't get all We Are

The World on me either.

When this is over, I'm still gonna shoot you.

But we're partners.

Come on, man,

Ebony and Ivory.

Sh*t, I think he puked.

He's puked or he's dead.

Oh, yeah, he puked.

Hey.

I'm gonna

f***in' kill you both.

This might take a while.

I got

all day, partner.

Hold on.

Let me put that in there with ya.

Put that on ya.

So, partner,

how you wanna do this?

I like that, it's got a nice

roll off your tongue there.

We're not that close. Don't kumbaya with me.

Don't kumbaya.

I'm gonna get my bucket and

towel and waterboard his ass.

No, we gotta give him a chance to talk.

You got anything to say?

I hope you guys like

the taste of balls,

because I'm gonna chop yours

off, stuff 'em in your mouths.

See?

Or maybe I'll put yours

in his and his in yours.

Want me to get

the bucket?

Kumbaya.

So why were you puttin' so

much money in Tres Cruces?

It's Tres Cruces.

We thought you just stashed

a little cash there

until we robbed the place,

found 40 million. Why is that?

You robbed Tres Cruces?

That's correct.

Why is that?

That's funny, huh?

You're dead.

Yeah, that is funny, isn't it?

You're both dead.

And I didn't even

have to kill you.

I thought you were sharp.

"I-know-a-guy" Bobby.

But you...

You just

ripped off the CIA.

The CIA?

The CIA.

He's full of crap. Why would he have

money in the same bank as the CIA?

Why would you have money in

the same bank as the CIA?

I don't have sh*t

in that bank.

The only money

I deliver to Tres Cruces

is a payment.

To the CIA?

The CIA. They take

7% of my revenue.

In return, they let

me use their planes

so I can get my sh*t

across the border.

I could do it a lot cheaper, but

there was really no negotiations.

You know...

They take it from

all the cartels.

Bullshit.

Okay.

They're still

gonna kill you.

Bobby?

You said stop by anytime.

You kidnapped a drug kingpin!

That's correct.

Papi Greco! And you tied

him up in my garage!

Sorry. What do you...

You mind if

I swipe a yogurt?

Yeah, sure. Please. Help yourself to anything.

Take whatever you want.

It's just a yogurt.

But it's her yogurt.

Just put it back.

Please.

Are you two like

ex-boyfriend and girlfriend?

Actually, you know what?

We never put a name on it.

So, what, you broke his

heart or he broke yours?

Wow, this guy will really ask

anyone anything at anytime.

Why don't you go and

check on Papi, huh?

What do you see

in this guy?

I could go on for

hours, but I don't know you,

and I don't think

this is the right time

for us to have this

conversation, okay?

So daddy issues, huh?

Daddy!

Garage. Papi. Go.

I get it now.

Go. Go to the garage.

Can I have the yogurt? You

can have the yogurt. Here.

I don't like her, man.

You don't get a vote.

I'm gonna watch her.

Bobby.

What are you doing?

Are you 100% sure

you can trust this guy?

No. But he's all

the help I got.

Jessup's dead.

The money we stole was CIA money.

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