30 Minutes or Less Page #9

Synopsis: The not so smart Dwayne intends to open a massage parlor with his partner Travis, but he does not have money for the investment. He decides to hire a hit-man to kill his father, The Major, who won a large amount of money in the lottery years ago, but the killer demands US$ 100,000 for the job. Dwayne and Travis kidnap the pizza delivery boy Nick and they dress Nick in a vest with a timer and several bombs. Then Dwayne tells Nick that he has ten hours to rob US$ 100,000 from a bank. Once he does, he would give Nick the code to release the vest. Nick summons his best friend Chet to help him in the heist but the scheme does not work the way Dwayne has plotted.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Ruben Fleischer
Production: Sony Pictures
 
IMDB:
6.1
Metacritic:
49
Rotten Tomatoes:
44%
R
Year:
2011
83 min
$37,100,000
Website
1,215 Views


There's a red dot on your forehead.

You look like one of her people.

- There's a what?

Sh*t! Oh you sonofabitch!!!

- Thank you, Cruz!

- Well played.

- Alright, drop the gun.

Okay and you too.

- I can't put it down, it's attached to my backpack.

I'll just point it down?

- Yeah, that's fine. Whatever.

- Thanks!

- We're gonna walk away,

But if you try anything,

My sniper will shoot you.

- Oh you are so tough huh?

You had to use a sniper, to out do us.

Its a p*ssy move!

Suck it!

- Who cares, we got the money.

- Yeah, f*** them!

Hey, Wasn't expecting to see you here.

- Whoa, whoa!!!

- Don't leave the party just yet.

Hold up!

- Who the f*** are you?

I'm the motherfucking satanic...hispanic dawggy.

We were looking for you man.

We got all your money, right here.

Alright, throw it down.

Hey, what the f***? We paid you your f***ing money,

put the fun down.

- It's very disappointing

the way you guys do business.

It's f***ed up bro.

I got shot with a pen, today!

With a f***ing pen! Bro...

Right in my neck!

And I got hit in the face, with a f***ing crowbar,

or something like that.

By the looks of you guy.

- I don't know what you're talking about man!

but, there is your money, just f***ing take it!

- I am taking that money,

And then I'm gonna tie up the two loose ends

- We are not loose ends!

-You dumb motherf***er!

You are as loose as ends get.

- Dwayne, what do we do?

- Torch him!

Chet!? What are you doing here!?

- I'm good, where is Nick?

- I don't know, he ran off!

- What the f*** is going on?

- I don't know,

Motherfuckers are getting set on fire.

We need to leave, Now!

Hey, I got the money.

- Travis!!!

I got you buddy, hang tough.

Travis, are you alright?

Are you okay, man?

- Dwayne...You came back for me...

You said you never would.

- You did good man.

You didn't hesitate.

- That's what she said.

Yeah, that is what she said.

- It works there.

- I'm gonna go put a bullet in that a**hole's face.

Go and get our money back.

You'll be able to get home, okay?

- Yeah, I can.

Go f***ing get him, dude.

- I will.

Go get our f***ing money!

You had a bomb strap to you all day?

Yeah. But we got away.

- For the second time, with the money.

- So, when you came to see me today?

- Yeah, I meant everything I said.

- Oh, c'mon Kate!

What are you, caught in a moment.

You're gonna f***ing take King Dwayne's money!

You wanna f***ing play???

Guess who, pizza boy!

Pull over.

- Ger f***ed!

- No, you don't understand!

- YOU don't understand!

- I own this town!

- Why did the van just explode?

Remember that bomb i was telling you about?

I kinda type in the code...

...reactivated it

and put it in the back of that guy's van.

- How did you remember the code?

You know, It doesn't matter.

Anyway, we are alive, and we are rich.

This money's gonna change my life.

First off, Gran Rapids Elementary...

F*** you kid.

I'm done! Okay?

I'll finally do all the stuff that i wanna do.

You know, travel the world.

Spend a little time in Italy...

Maybe, Summer in France.

Ahhhh!!!

Sandra!!!!

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