3 Ninjas Page #2

Oh, no, it isn't. Now, hit!

- Hai-ya!

- You see?

Nothing. A half an inch between...

victory and defeat. Now...

I want you to hit here...

here, here, here...

and here.

I want you to practice for one hour

and then we'll go back to the city.

- But, Grandpa-

- I like it-

One hour. Now, practice!

What was it with that guy

in the white suit?

I don't know. From the way he acted,

I think the whole attack was fake.

Those swords were real, buddy.

I don't know. I think

he's an old friend of Grandpa's.

He didn't look very friendly to me.

On top of old smokey

All covered with blood

I shot my poor teacher

- With a. 44 stud

- Whoo-hoo!

- Look who's here.!

- Shut up, Colt!

Your girlfriend, Emily's, coming.

She's not my girlfriend, okay?

- You gonna kiss her?

- Yeah, you gonna kiss her?

No, but I'm gonna kill you

if you don't shut up.

- Hey, there's Dad.!

- Dad! Hey, Dad!

- Dad! -

Dad! - Dad!

- Jerry, we've got that

briefing at 6:
00...

- and I need that ballistics report.

- Dad! Dad!

- Hey, guys, how was your summer with Grandpa?

- Great!

- I wanna show you stuff we learned.

- Look,Jeffrey-

- It's Colt. - I'm

Rocky. - I'm Tum Tum.

- Michael, you're Tum Tum?

- I'm Colt 'cause I'm fast.

He's Rocky 'cause he's solid, and he's

Tum Tum 'cause... he'll eat anything.

I won't eat dog poop!

It's bad enough he's got you

doing karate. They need new names?

I like my new name.

Sam, come on. We gotta roll.

Look, boys, I gotta go.

Glad you're back.

Don't forget to kiss

your mother hello,Jeffrey.

It's Colt.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Did I hear your new name is Rocky?

Nah, it's just a new name

my grandpa gave me.

I like that name. It's cute.

Uh... I gotta go.

- Yeah, me too.

- Yeah, me too.

Bye.

- Hi, Mom.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Hi, Mom.

- Where are you going, huh?

Put me down. I'm starving.

Hey. I think you're gonna make

a great ninja warrior.

Whatever.

You think being a ninja's hard work,

try being a mom.

Mr. Brown...

I want you to snatch those three kids

and hold them as insurance...

until the deal with

Colonel Farouk is done.

Douglas doesn't dare touch me

if I've got his kids.

You should've grabbed 'em

when you were at the cabin.

Oooh! But I guess you

knew that already.

Snatch those kids

without getting caught...

or I'm going to crush your head...

until a slimy ooze

comes out of your eyeballs.

No problem, boss.

I'll get right over there.

Mr. Brown, the feds

have us all under surveillance.

Every move we make, they're watching.

We need some outside guys, hmm?

Uh, if I may suggest, Mr. Snyder...

three guys did some messenger work

for us a few times.

M- My sister's kid and his buddies.

Th-They're terrific.

Make the call.

Tell me, have they studied the masters of

our eastern philosophy like our other men?

I, I don't know for sure...

but I know they do a lot of reading.

I must say...

I would most certainly

consider getting radical...

on some lonely,

misbegotten beach with this babe.

She is beauty

for modern man to enjoy.

Hey, amigos.

This is no library. You buy or you go.

Oh, my apologies, my good man.

Hammer, go score the frozen fruit

concentrate and those gnarly snack cakes.

- No sweat, dude.

- Cool.

Marcus, score some nacho chips

and some radical salsa.

- Dude.

- None of that green stuff.

- Dude!

- And you, my good man?

Open up the cash register.

That's right, dude. Us three boneheads

are sticking you up.

- Dude.

- Open up that register before I have to get nasty.

Excuse me, sir.

Could I please use your telephone?

Mr. Festin, good.

Listen, I want you to drop

what you're doing.

I got a job for you.

You have my undivided attention, sir.

Listen, we want you

to snatch a few kids for us.

Would these be any kids, or do you

have some specific ones in mind?

They're three very specific little boys.

You got a pen? Here's the address.

Okay, I got it, sir. Get right on it.

Don't screw this up,

or we'll have to kill ya.

Bummer.

Your boys'll take care of the kids.

Then I'll put the screws on Douglas.

Fax Colonel Farouk and tell him...

we can ship the missiles in two days.

God, I love being a bad guy.

School bites it!

- I wanna stay with Grandpa.

- Yeah, me too.

Guys, shut up. Mom will hear you.

Say "hi" to your girlfriend for me.

Yeah, say "hi" to your girlfriend.

She's not my girlfriend.

Rocky loves Emily.

Rocky loves Emily.

Rocky loves Emily.

- What's going on?

- My brothers are retarded.

What time are you guys

gonna go to school tomorrow?

Around quarter to eight.

Rocky loves Emily.

Rocky loves Emily.

- I'll ride with you.

- Fine, but don't be late.

Rocky loves Emily.

Rocky loves Emily.

Rocky loves Em-

- Mom's coming.!

- Mom.!

Gotta go. Bye.

Rocky?

Should we tell Dad about

the guy we saw Grandpa with?

We'll tell him tomorrow.

Go to sleep.

Hey, you guys, got a new stash

of jelly beans. You want some?

- No.

- No.

Good night, Rocky.

Good night, Tum Tum.

- Good night, Colt.

- Good night.

Choked on a jelly bean.

Okay, okay. Marcia Brady or

Laurie Partridge?

- I'd rather do Laurie.

- Cool.

- Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?

- Tanya Roberts, dude.

Men, it's time for some excellent

breaking and entering.

Dude!

You guys want some coffee?

My wife made us some.

- Those guys look like feds or something.

- Dude.!

What are we gonna do, man?

They've all got guns, dude.

Well, my dangerous buds...

tomorrow is another day.

And those little dudes are ours.

- Slurpee?

- Radical!

- Slurpee?

- Dude!

We're outta here!

We will protect

our family, old friend.

Fair and sunny in the afternoon.

- Where is my notebook?

- Check your backpack.

- I left it right here.

- Rocky, get your feet off the table.

- Is Dad getting up?

- He left, sweetie.

- He's gone.

- No, cut it diagonal!

- Somebody get the door.!

- I got it! I got it!

- Where's my backpack?

- Hi. You guys ready?

Hi. Yeah. Come on!

- Morning, Emily.

- Morning, Mrs. Douglas.

- Where's my backpack?

- Right here, baby. There you go.

Colt, Tum Tum, let's go!

All right, you, catch!

Okay, have a nice... day.

Whoo-hoo!

See ya at school!

Sorry, mister.

Whoo-hoo!

Dude, there they go.

Awesome! Mr. Muffin Man,

catch you later.

Guys, let's go through here.

Guys! Wait up!

Bummer!

Go around that way.

- Cool!

- Slow it down.

- Slow it down.

- Slowing.

Slow it down.

Uh-oh.

- Fender bender. -

Fender bender. - Dude.

- Ooh, someone got a ticket.

- Shut up!

Not you, the kids.

Rocky.

- What are we stopping for?

- Where's Emily?

- Who cares? She's slow.

- Yeah, she's slow.

Well, I'm gonna go look for her.

- Rocky loves Emily.

- Rocky loves Emily.

Nice bike.

Looks like it'd fit

my little sister perfectly.

Rocky.!

Let's go. Come on!

That was great.

- Are you okay?

- Nice job, show-off.

Look, I'll get your bike back.

Trust me.

Ooh, busted!

Festin, this is not going to please

Mr. Snyder, if you know what I mean.

Well,yes, sir...

but you must understand,

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