3 Ninjas Page #4

is that someone could get hurt.

All right, all right.

Stop!

- It worked!

- It's burning! Dude!

Oh, my eyes, dude.! Hey.!

- Sorry if it stings!

- Where's the sink? Where's the- ooh!

- Are we winning?

- Okay, phase two.

- Hold it. Before phase two, I've got a little surprise.

- What's that stuff?

Remember last year when you were sick

and you couldn't take a dump for 3 days?

- Yeah?

- This is the stuff that makes you have to go.

- Instant diarrhea.

- You're sick.

Not as sick as they're gonna be.

Move over, man! I'm hurtin'!

Mmm! This stuff is good!

- Give me that!

- Hey!

Dude!

Those kids, man!

I'm really going to...

injure them!

Mission accomplished.

- Okay, guys, phase two?

- Phase two.

Dude.! Dude.!

Where is Fester?

Dudes! Dudes! Bail me out!

Help! Help! Help! Ow!

- Nasty.

- Other- other one!

I say we kill those little boogers.

- Like, I thought we wanted them alive.

- I want us alive, dude!

Those little kids are dangerous.

- So what's the gag?

- We get in their room and we find their fatal flaw.

Ted.

Hello! Hello!

Hey.! Check one. Okay.

Calling all cars. Calling all cars.

Be on the lookout for-

thank you very much.

- I really think-

- Rocky?

- Rocky, is that you?

- Whoa! Dudes!

Dudes.! Come here.!

Come here.! Come here.!

Uh, come over.

Come to the front door

of my house right away.

- What's going on over there?

- Come over. It's important.

I'll be right there.

- Awesome!

- Dude!

We got those little dudes now, dudes.

Let's go.

Hello? Is anybody here?

Rocky? Mrs. Douglas?

Shh! Shut up!

Okay, boys.!

We're comin'in.! We got

a little surprise for you.!

Ha-ha-ha! Ow!

Okay, dudes! Party's over!

Put that stuff down.

Ha, ha. Hey, Fester, buddy.

I'm not feelin' so hot.

- Dude.

- What's wrong with you dudes? We're almost outta here.

Sorry, Fester, dude. I've got to take

a major dump big time.!

- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

- Dude!

Okay, none of you

little dudes move...

until those two dudes get back.

Now, I'm gonna ask this question once.

Where's your little brother?

Up here.!

All right, Emily.

No sweat.

- Are we winning?

- Let's finish 'em.

It stinks! Man, that reeks!

Hai-ya!

Not the stomach!

Not the stomach!

Thanks!

No! No! That's the diarrhea cup.

- Emily, are you okay?

- Yeah.

- I'm really sorry about all this, ma'am.

- Are you okay?

I'll go get the napkins.

I hoped you saved some pizza for us!

- Who are those guys anyway?

- Probably burglars.

Don't worry, ma'am.

We have the situation under control.

Yeah, we can take care of ourselves.

Hello, kids. We're all gonna go

for a little ride.

Would you like me to drive?

We're doing everything that we can.

It's not enough. Where's Fitzpatrick?

There is nothing else.

- Mrs. Douglas?

- Not now, Emily.

Mrs. Douglas, I know

where the boys are.

- I was told to give this to you.

- Emily-

- Sam?

- Call him.

Come here.

- Snyder took the boys.

- What?

"And lay off Snyder. "

All right, honey. It's okay.

Don't worry now.

We're gonna get 'em back.

Freeze! Don't move!

Wait, wait. Hold your fire.

It's my father-in-law.

- What are you doing here?

- I came to check on the family.

Daddy, Snyder took the boys.

Snyder! I'll get the boys back for you.

- What, you? Come on, Mori.

- Sam, Snyder's got a ship in the harbor.

I know, Berth 6.

How did you know?

I'm a ninja. I could hardly follow him.

Simple... we followed you.

Okay, okay.

In Snyder's heart, he's still a ninja.

It will take a ninja to break him.

Come on, Mori, we don't

have time for ninja games.

- I'm not playing games.

- Give me 10 minutes, I'll have a hundred men there.

Stop it... both of you!

Now, this is about the boys.

Sam, my father is

a very special man.

You read the note. If Snyder

sees you, he may hurt the boys.

- What if he sees him?

- No one will see me.

I don't know.

Sam, give me one hour.

One hour?

Mori... we both hate Snyder.

And I know that

we both love those boys.

So now, I'm trusting you

to bring them home.

Sam.! Sam, wejust got a report

on Colonel Farouk.

I'll be right there. Mori-

Mori?

Mori?

I told you he was special.

I hope so.

Rocky, these ninjas have guns.

If they have guns, they're no ninjas.

If they fire off the guns anyway,

the police'll hear.

Oh, that's reassuring.

Guys, we have to stick together.

Let's go, you little twerps.

One, two, three, four!

One, two, three...

four.!

One, two, three, four.!

One, two, three-

Hey, Colt, does this style look

familiar to you?

It ought to. Your grandfather

was Snyder's teacher.

Grandpa.

This sucks. This really sucks.

I'm hungry.

Great! Why don't we just

eat our way outta here?

Colt, chill. We'll get out.

We'll probably starve to death.

No one is gonna starve.

We gotta get outta here

so we can help Grandpa when he comes.

Grandpa? Rocky, you must've been hit

in the head too many times...

'cause Grandpa is one of them.

He's a ninja. Grandpa will come.

I don't care who he is as long as

he brings something to eat.

Would you guys get a clue!

Grandpa isn't coming. He sold us out.

Yoo-hoo.

Hey, what's the matter with us?

Don't you remember what Grandpa said?

Everything around us can be our friend.

Be friendly to your environment.

- That is the ninja way.

- Okay.

All right, Rocky.

So what are we supposed to do?

Are we gonna go make

the "friendly" door open?

He's right, Rocky. We're goners.

- What are you doing?

- Shh.

- Hello, security.

- Yeah, I'm in the kids' cell.

Call me back.

I wanna test the phone out.

Rocky, you're crazy.

Just watch.

- Hello?

- This is a phone check. Is that you, Frank?

Wait, wait. You must

mean the guard. Hold on.

It's for you.

Hai-ya!

Frank? Frankie? You there, Frank?

This is very discouraging.

They'rejust kids. Kids.!

I want them found now,

or I'll tear out your liver.!

I, I understand. All right, move out.

Move out!

Please, let me catch them.

Pretty please, let me catch them.

Okay, little guy. You're comin' with-

Colt, come on.

- Ow!

- Ow!

Come on. This way.

Ahhh!

Not yet.

No!

- Yeah.

- Come on.

Get him.

Ya!

Ya!

Come on.

- We should run.

- We should hide.

We should kick their butts!

Look out!

Come on, boy. Round two.

Hai-ya!

Hai-ya! See ya.

Ow!

Oh.

Hey, you're pretty good.

Not!

- Yoo-hoo!

- Yeah. All right!

- You okay, man?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

Let's get outta here.

We need a plan.

Yeah, we need a plan.

Forget a plan. Let's rock this chump!

Come on, my little pets.

- Rocky.! Colt.!

- It's Grandpa.

- I told you he would come.

- I knew he would.

Remember the practice dummy.

Light up the eyes, boys.

Light up the eyes!

- Let's light this dude up!

- Hai-ya!

Hai-ya!

- Hai-ya!

- Hello, boys.

Hello, Grandpa.

Attention.!

Very nice, old man.

You taught them young ones well.

Yes, they have learned well.

What do you say? Teach my men?

No!

Shame.

Then I'm gonna have to kill you.

- Let my family go.

- No.

Then we fight, you and me alone.

No one else. And if I lose-

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