3 Ninjas Knuckle Up Page #3

We gotta go for Jo.

-What could happen?

-I'd rather not find out.

So you don't really like her

or anything, right, Rock?

-Who?

-Her. Jo.

No. Well, she's all right.

Good. Because thinking about girls...

...can distract

a ninja's concentration.

Are you all right?

I guess it can distract

your concentration.

Jo!

Hi, Rocky.

How do you feel?

A little sore here and there.

Nothing major.

That's good.

I'm alive too,

if you're just dying to know.

Hi, Colt. How are you?

I'm pretty banged up, but I'll manage.

Here. This is for you.

How sweet.

That's a Malibu Ninja!

-I hope you like it.

-I like it a lot. It's neat.

See, its legs move to do kicks.

Picking flowers, huh?

Yes, to make medicine for your wounds.

Why do you talk to them?

I'm explaining to them

why I am picking them off their roots.

They can't understand you, can they?

They may not understand my words...

...but they know my feelings.

-Do they say anything back to you?

-Sometimes.

But they don't have to.

Because they know they are helping me.

And that is the way.

We all help one another...

...because we are all

brothers and sisters.

I think I have enough here.

Jo, here comes your father.

Come on! Let's go!

Okay, kids, come on. Hop in.

Come on, Rocky. We'll be late.

Hold on, I'm coming!

Come on, kids. Put your seat belts on.

What's going on?

He's blocking the road!

What's that?

Bikers.

Trouble.

Let's go!

Move! Go!

Give me the stick!

These guys woke up on the wrong side

of the cage today.

That's cool!

I mean, terrible.

I knew this wouldn't be easy...

...but this is ridiculous!

Charlie, what do we do?

-We gotta get out of here.

-Go!

I'm gonna bust through.

Step on it!

Look out!

-It's a stink bomb!

-Don't breathe!

Mom!

-What do we do now?

-We should tell somebody.

We don't know

where they're taking her.

Mister, can you take care of her?

Yeah, I'll take care of her.

Come on.

Get in.

-You don't drive.

-I do now.

-Jo. Where's Jo?

-I don't know. Are you okay?

Jo!

How am I doing?

Slow down!

Is this slow enough for you?

Fasten your seat belt, Tum,

and start praying.

Don't worry. I've had practice.

Yeah, I can tell.

This isn't like driving in the arcade!

Yeah, but think of all the quarters

I'll save.

Who are you? What do you want?

Shut up and be still, little lady.

There they are!

I see them! Take it easy!

Relax. I've got the situation

under control.

-I don't like this!

-They're turning!

-Shortcut.

-Oh, God!

-Get back on the road!

-I'm going, I'm going!

Can we slow down?

Oh, God, please don't let me die.

I'll be good!

We're gonna die! We're gonna die!

Calm down, nobody's gonna--

Die!

Oh, God, please!

I'll never do drugs!

I'll never look at TV again!

I'll be good! I promise!

I'll become a policeman!

-Rock! Rock!

-What?

I'll always flush the toilet!

I'll never eat in bed!

Even if I'm starving!

And Brussels sprouts

will be my favourite food!

And peas! I love peas!

And lima beans!

Shut up!

Use the brake!

The brake, stupid!

And I'll never call anybody names!

I wish I were blind!

Close your eyes!

-I think I'm gonna throw up.

-Not on me!

I'm not gonna do it on me!

That was pretty close.

I'll never drink and drive!

I'll never drive! I'll take the bus!

I'm too little to die!

I want to make puberty at least!

Shut up!

Let me out!

Come on, Tum.

I'll wait for you guys here.

Tum, get in!

Pick me up on the way back.

-Go! Go!

-Guys, come on!

Go!

The road's back there!

I know!

We gotta do something, Charlie!

Hang on!

Do you see them?

I think I see them this way!

Let's go!

Charlie.

The phone's for you.

Hello?

Your little girl wants to say hi.

I'm okay, Dad. Don't worry.

Is everything okay, Charlie?

Yeah, everything's all right.

May we come to order?

Thank you.

Before we begin our hearing...

...I'd like to present

Mr. Dean Thompson.

He's with the

Environmental Protection Agency.

He's here to oversee our hearing.

Right! Left! No, right!

-Stop! I can see now!

-Sorry, force of habit.

"There's no place like home.

There's no place like home."

There's the jeep!

Cool place.

I don't like this.

-It's too quiet. It's like they're--

-Waiting for us.

Kids don't belong here. Go.

And gorillas belong in the zoo.

What?

Get him, man!

Had enough?

You guys should put

your training wheels back on.

-We give up.

-Lock us up.

-Throw away the key.

-Go!

I got it!

You look like a dork,

you walk like a dork.

Which one is first?

Does it matter?

You can't count past one.

Come on.

Wait! Wait!

Sorry.

Wait a minute!

Come on.

Try the ladder, moron!

Come on, you runt!

Not there!

Those are some very serious

accusations you made.

I hope you have evidence.

We most certainly do, mayor.

Charlie?

Go on.

Come on, tell them about the disk.

I have this computer disk.

It's a series of reports from a

research group regarding the....

Go on, Charlie!

I'm sorry.

I don't feel well.

You'll have to excuse me.

It's all right.

They want you back inside.

Everything's gonna be all right.

Just give them the disk.

Tell them you made a mistake.

Come on, Tum.

This way, Tum.

Aren't you gonna introduce me

to your friends?

You.... You....

You kid!

Hey, that's not funny!

You little creep!

I can't see! I can't see!

Jo!

No! Stop! Please!

Wipeout!

Jo, where are you?

-Rocky, over here!

-There she is!

-Come on!

-Over here!

-Where?

-There!

Come on!

Who are those kids?

Kids from hell, man.

Go check the window.

I think we're safe here.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Go get them!

Come on!

-Good job, Tum Tum.

-Come on, Tum!

Come on.

Oh, man. Who's nasty?

Take a bath.

Well, come on!

What are you waiting for?

-You think buses run out here?

-Come on!

Get in!

Don't worry.

I think I'm getting the hang of this.

-That tree came out of nowhere!

-About 100 years ago.

Garbage cans!

I saw that one. Really, I did.

Next time, try to see it

before you hit it.

Settle, please.

The girl got loose.

Don't let her get in here.

Go on!

You were saying

about some research reports.

What did these reports say?

It says there's chemicals

in the ground water.

What kinds?

Dioxin, TCP...

...asbestos and cyanide.

And you have the disk that

contains this information with you?

-Yes.

-May I see it?

Let's have it!

Well, may l?

Let's bring them a little surprise.

Is this a joke?

What's the problem?

There's nothing here

but old weather reports.

See? What did I tell you?

They're making all this stuff up!

Let me have the other disk.

You want to see

your little girl alive again?

Come on, Jo!

Dad!

-Let me have it!

-Okay.

Dad!

Are you all right?

Did you see that?

That lndian assaulted me!

We made a mistake.

This is the real disk.

I know what you're thinking: Why

don't I pick on somebody my own size?

Now you are my size!

So, what do you think?

Consider the landfill

shut down permanently.

I'll get you.

-This isn't over yet.

-Oh, I think it is.

It's very over.

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