4th Man Out
- UNRATED
- Year:
- 2015
- 86 min
- 320 Views
1
Today's the day.
This is it.
Whew.
All right guys, I wanna talk
to you about something.
Umm...
This isn't easy for me,
but I'm...
I'm turning 24 today,
and I think it's just time
I told you the truth.
What I mean is...
Okay so the thing is that, uh...
Hey Martha, how are you?
Adam, I hope
you like blueberries.
Oh wow. Thanks.
You didn't have to do all this.
Oh, nonsense.
It was no trouble at all.
It's just leftovers
from church group this week.
Oh yeah?
It's so nice to have a good
strong man like yourself
- that enjoys my cooking.
- Oh, thank you.
Oh and you're still free
next Saturday, right?
Oh, Saturday?
My niece is definitely
coming this time
and I have told her
all about you.
Oh yeah, about that,
I am actually...
Saturday is not really
good for me.
- Oh, you must.
- Okay, but...
- You must.
- Well there's...
- You have to.
- Can I...
- You'll be thrilled to do it.
- You know that's...
It's got to happen, I tell you.
- - Oh wait, did
I catch you at a bad time?
Oh no, it's just, it's Chris.
He's just, he's picking me up.
Oh you boys
don't get in any trouble.
Don't do anything
the good lord wouldn't do.
Okay. Thanks.
Thanks for these.
Oh I have to see Chris.
I can't do it.
I've gotta see him.
Hi, Chris.
Hey, Martha.
You have got to bang
your neighbor, man.
It is the least you can do.
Nah, it's not like
I'm keeping her tupperware.
Besides, she's trying
to set me up with her niece.
Dude, then bang
the frickin' niece, man.
What are you waiting for?
I don't think
I could do that, man.
- The thing is... dude, I don't
wanna hear your excuses.
You're too damn nitpicky.
That's why
you're on a cold streak.
I don't care
give her your dick
and keep the muffins coming.
Yeah.
It's gonna be an awesome night.
He's 25
trying to stay alive
trying to pay rent
trying to survive
no dollars in my pocket
yeah I'm losing my mind
yeah I'm trying
to pay rent
where I'm from it's summer
when it's raining
I'm so used
to everyone complaining
I'm the one complaining
trying to make some money
so I can see the ladies
statue of Liberty,
what you gonna give to me
woo woo
whoa
whoa
- Just take the shot.
- Oh, another miss.
- Fee-fi...
- You only get two shots dude.
- Fo-fum.
- Yes!
- What's up fuckfaces?
- Get in here, homos.
We leave for the bar in an hour,
I want you blacked out
by then, all right?
Especially you, birth day boy.
Yeah.
What's the rush?
That rush is that I haven't
had a Saturday off
in over a month...
Michelle, or from work?
- Uh from both, dude.
- Uhh.
And I am going to savor
every minute of it.
By being hung over all day?
Yeah, of course.
How'd you like that video
we sent you, huh?
Oh, yeah. She was
a real screamer, man.
And then that dude like dropped
a dq blizzard on her face.
Yeah, I could never
finish those.
It was almost as bad as the one I
dropped on Ortu's mom's face
last night.
- Hey, watch the eye.
- Domination.
Oh, Adam.
You wanna get gay?
What?
You want a shot?
- I'll get gay.
- I'll get gay.
Oh, y... yeah, sure.
Birth-gay.
Birth-gay shots.
Birth-gay shots.
Boys, there are
some good-looking girls
here tonight.
Best of luck to all of you.
Happy birthday, Adam.
- Cheers.
- To Adam.
- All right.
- So, uh...
Holy tits.
You gotta be f***ing
kidding me, dude.
You guys are so lucky you
don't have girlfriends, man.
Look at those bombs.
You just bury your face in them
and be totally fine with it.
Yeah, I don't think
she'd be totally fine with it.
You don't think
they're together, do you?
I think so, man.
I don't think they're together.
Okay, so, um... what I
was saying before is-
is she looking?
- Uh, no. Look I'm...
- What about now? What about now?
Vascular as hell, bro.
Never mind.
Jeez, man.
- What's going on with you?
- Nothing.
You seem weird.
No. It's...
It's just, um...
- What?
- Um...
The girl to your right
in the Fanny pack,
she's totally
eye-f***ing you.
Yeah, right now.
I'll be right back, boys.
I got a champ.
Oh yeah, just a quick...
Quick selfie.
Is this Prada?
Uh, yeah.
Actually it is.
It cost like $2,000.
I've never touched anything
that expensive before.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god, you guys.
We need to dance, now.
We need to dance right now.
We absolutely do need to dance.
Hey, Adam. You need to dance.
Right now.
I've got a dance partner
for you, right here.
- You do?
- Uh, hi.
Hey, Adam. This is Adam,
my dancing friend.
Oh my god. You're hot.
- You're drunk.
- No, I'm not.
He's great in bed too.
Real giver.
How do you know?
What? You don't sleep
with your best friends?
That's selfish.
- Okay.
- Very selfish. I'm sorry.
Why don't you guys
make out right now?
Mm-hmm.
Okay. We'd love to.
- Should we make cut right now?
- Um...
We'll do it, if they
do it kinda thing.
- Ye... um...
- I'm waiting.
You see the thing is,
we've both been drinking.
- Yeah, we've been drinking so...
- It'd be cheap.
Cheap. Very cheap.
Cheap, if we made out.
I really have to pee.
Oh, f*** yeah.
Hey. Did you just
take a picture of me?
Umm...
I...
He was, uh...
He was...
Snapping that guy's unibrow.
You think you're f***ing
TMZ or something,
taking f***ing pictures of me?
I can't tell if he's
surprised qr mad.
Hey. You got beef,
we can step outside.
F*** that, it's cold outside.
Yeah, man.
Not all of us
wore our favorite
leather jacket to the bar.
I said, let's step outside.
What's wrong
with you? Come on.
Don't be a p*ssy.
You can do this.
Dude...
Don't yell at the little guy.
Just take a breath.
Relax your toes.
It'll come.
So you did take a picture
of my sister's chest.
You let your sister
dress like that?
That's your sister?
What's wrong with you?
- Whoa!
- Oh!
Chris!
Chris!
Listen, I know
this isn't the right time,
but...
I wanted to say that...
F*** these chicks, we gotta go.
Unibrow guy got crazy.
Let's get out of here.
Whoa.
- Okay.
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh my god.
- It's okay. It's okay.
You're fine.
- I'm gonna call you, okay?
- Okay.
- All right.
- See ya.
I'm sorry.
No, don't be sorry.
I scared him away.
I mistreated his friend.
I'm a terrible friend.
Chris.
- Chris.
- Hmm.
I'm gay.
Okay, man.
No-
I like guys.
Hmm?
I'm gay.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You okay?
You all right?
F*** man.
Yes, yeah. I'm fine.
It's...
That's not you.
It's the excessive alcohol.
What the hell's going on?
I'm hurt, man.
Adam's gay.
I gotta take a sh*t.
I... I should
just head out.
- No, no, no, no.
- No, no. It's cool. I'm gonna go.
- It's okay. Let you guys soak it in.
- No, Adam. No, dude.
No... Adam.
Adam, it's fine, man.
What the hell,
is he f***ing with us?
Adam can't be gay, the
dude eats steak every day.
He was eating out
Dorothy CUDA in the 8th grade.
Dorothy f***ing cu da.
I once saw him rebuild
the entire engine
on a '68 mustang.
Was that before
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"4th Man Out" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 22 Dec. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/4th_man_out_1737>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In