5 to 7 Page #4
by intermission
and I'll have to sing the second
act in the car on the way home.
I would drink, but I may
have to drive across town.
Yes. You've mentioned that.
Vodka martini
sounds wonderful.
One for me too, please.
You think we'll even find a cab?
With a syringe, if you would.
Tout de suite.
Merci.
So, first of all,
did you ever hear anybody
speak better school-taught
French than this kid?
99 on the Regents Exam.
And he knows
the current usage.
And this is within
his whole life
not one day out of the country.
Something of which
I'm very proud.
So, it's nice
the schedule worked out.
Brian says you're only free
till 7.
That's right.
So, Arielle
of whom my son
speaks in golden tones
tell us about yourself.
Well, I am 33, married,
and the mother of two.
Waiter.
Canadian Club.
A married French woman
33 years of age,
with two children.
You could stop that sentence
anywhere along the way
and have reason enough
not to be in the relationship.
Dad...
These are the same French
who didn't let us
fly over their country
on the way to Khadafi.
Okay, but it's not
her Frenchness
that's really bothering you...
No, but I can't discuss
her marital or parental status
because if I do,
my pancreas will explode.
So instead, I'm dwelling
on the relatively benign
but still objectionable issue
of her Frenchness.
Okay.
In the war, the French
couldn't wait
to give up their Jews.
Nobody could
wait to give up...
Also, they surrendered
3 times in the same war.
Have you any idea
how hard that is to do?
What does that have
to do with anything?
Because this is who
you're dealing with.
Mimi and Joe Fabercamp
and they said, "It was
a festival of rudeness."
And Joe even had a phrase book.
And his cousin, once removed
was at Omaha Beach,
unbelievable in gratitude.
$42, please.
Jesus Christ.
I really hope you know
what you're doing, my boy.
I really hope this does not turn
out to be one of those decisions
that takes a perfectly good life
and turns it for the worse.
It won't.
Now what the hell
is going on over there?
Look at that, dad.
She f***ed her twice.
Arlene... you wanna
weigh in, please
on the subject of la femme
Robinson over there?
Or are you just gonna
leave your husband
Just like that time
at karaoke night
when you dropped the microphone,
walked off and left me
because you couldn't read the
lyrics to "It Had To Be You."
It's good you've let that go.
I think that there
are two forces on Earth
you never want to be fighting.
One is Mother Nature.
The other is love.
What?
She's lovely.
It's not an ideal situation
but she adores my son.
Now how can you be
a sensible parent
and not feel warmly towards
someone who adores your child?
That is
practically... anti-social.
Okay. So I'm anti-social.
Not news.
Besides, I'm not telling
you that I don't like her.
I hardly know her.
Exactly.
I hope you don't mind, Bri,
but Arielle gave me her number.
We're gonna go shopping
and she's gonna teach me
how to walk like her.
I cannot tell you how little
I wanna see a Broadway
show right now.
It's one of two things...
or possibly both.
What is?
Either no one is immune
to your charms..
...or the world really can
surprise you with its grace.
What?
Je t'aime.
Just for the record.
Okay, we'll start
very simply.
Taste, please, this glass.
Is it white or red?
Red.
My, God.
Ah! Really?
You have the palate
of a water buffalo.
That is about to change.
Replace the blindfold, please.
Take a small piece of baguette
to cleanse the palate.
Okay. Please
drink from this glass.
Is it the Miller High Life
or the Guinness stout?
The Miller High Life.
Oh, boy.
What? Merde!
We have a lot of work to do.
I was sure it was
Miller High Life.
Now please take
a buffalo chicken wing
to obliterate the palate.
No, I was not very
like, I had, like,
big glasses for my sight.
And I was not very...
attractive actually.
I find that very hard
to believe.
Yeah?
Yes.
I like it that you
find that very... ha ha ha..
I find that
incredibly difficult..
...to believe.
That was very adventurous.
It was?
Yes, in my culture we wait
a long time, maybe even years
before we do...
something like that.
Well, consider it
a cultural exchange.
Can we do that again?
One day when
you're a famous writer
all these people
will know your name.
I don't think I want
that guy to know my name.
You will have no choice.
Why is it that you're so much
sure of me than I am of myself?
Maybe I've seen the future.
Thanks.
Excuse me.
It's you.
Our nanny has
a respiratory infection.
Uh-oh.
Valery and I
have a state luncheon.
Is that better or worse
than a respiratory infection?
I can't miss it and the
children cannot be left alone.
Pas de probleme.
I have an idea.
I don't care if you're French.
If you're going to live here,
there are certain things
that you're going to
have to know how to do.
And none of them..
...none..
...is more important..
...than hitting a baseball.
Okay? Elodie, keep
your back elbow up.
Keep your eyes on the ball
and above all..
Don't lunge.
Exactly.
Ne lunge pas.
Here we go.
Oh! Oh, no, are you okay?
No, I ain't hurt.
It didn't hurt.
What do we call that?
Chin music.
Exactly.
When it comes for you, you gotta
get out of the way, you know.
Alright. Next pitch.
Do not be afraid of the ball.
If it's coming for your head,
get out of the way.
But otherwise, be afraid
of being afraid of the ball.
That's the American way.
Now, hit me in the nose with it.
Okay? Right in the nose.
Oh! That was great.
Yay! Yay!
That was great!
Come here.
Throw me in the air again.
Yes!
Three more.
Two more.
One.
Brian.
Yes.
I'm so glad that
you're my mother's boyfriend.
Me too. We are very, very
happy to have you in the family.
Thank you.
My turn to bat!
My turn to bat!
Yes. Okay.
Uh, give your sister the... what
do we call the catching gear?
The tools of ignorance.
Exactly.
The tools... of ignorance.
Alright, guys,
are you ready?
What have I missed?
Well, let's see.
And your son is David Ortiz.
I don't know
what you're saying to me.
Never mind.
Just watch this.
Okay.
Don't close that stance.
Very good.
I wanna see
your front hip, okay?
Elodie, how about
some infield chatter?
Oh!
Big Papi!
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
$6000 and they publish
your story.
The story about the dogs.
The story about the dogs.
Which you now regret mocking,
don't you?
No, that just proves that
if you have enough talent
you can write about complete
bullshit and still fool people.
But I'm so proud of you.
You know there's a ceremony.
There's a ceremony?
Will you come?
It won't be between
5 and 7?
No.
Can we break the rules?
We can't break them.
I understand.
So we will just have
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