68 Kill Page #4

What? You thought we were

just here to kill them?

Alright.

You can't kill me.

And you won't leave me.

There's always another option.

Yeah, what option is that?

So, chip, where are we goin'?

Uh, we?

You're stuck with me now, chip.

You should've killed me

when you had the chance.

All I know is that we

got to put as many miles

behind us as possible.

Can I see it?

See what?

I've never seen that much

money all at once before.

Holy sh*t.

Wow!

Oh, my god.

It's just..

The smell, you know.

There's nothing else like it.

Holy sh*t.

I love this song.

I knew it.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Stop, seriously.

Take it easy.

I was making it rain.

Come on.

Well, don't.

Stop making it rain.

Alright. Jesus.

Seriously, pick it up, Violet.

Okay, whatever, party pooper.

I'm not trying

to be a party pooper.

It's just I went through

way too much sh*t

for that money to let it just

get thrown around like that.

What if somebody sees it?

Oh, come on, chip.

Who's gonna to see it?

F***!

What do we, what are we

going to do? Sh*t.

We're gonna pull over. We're

gonna pull over, chip.

We can't pull over. He's

gonna freaking arrest us.

You're not gonna outrun him

in this hunk of junk, okay?

Just calm down

and pull the car over.

Hi! How...

What did we do,

Mr. officer?

License and registration,

please.

Oh.

Oh, my god, okay.

I will try and find it for you.

Is it in here? Nope.

I'm going to check

the back, slowly.

Is it back here?

Oh, man!

Oh, f***ing, oh.

Ah! Daggone it!

I just, I don't know.

I can't seem to find it

anywhere, officer. Poo.

Where are you two guys going to

this late at night?

Oh, well, I found

this guy at the bar

and I was like,

"you need to take me home

so I could avoid drinkin'

and drivin'."

- Yup.

- Met at a bar, huh?

Mm-hmm.

You've been drinking

tonight too, sir?

- I wish.

- Oh, my god!

- No. I.. No.

- Officer, officer.

- I've not been drinking.

- Officer, officer.

Excuse me, chip.

Okay, listen, listen..

I'm a little buzzed

right now, okay?

But when I get a little buzzed

around a handsome fella

I get a little frisky.

So, I told him,

if you get me home safe

I'd let you put it in my ass.

Step out of the car, sir.

Go ahead, baby,

I'll be right here

waiting for you.

Come on, you can do it.

You look a little nervous, son.

You got something

to be nervous about?

- No. No, not...

- you sure?

Yeah.

But should I be nervous?

I hope not for your sake.

You get too nervous..

You won't be able to get it up.

And that, my friend, would

be a terrible thing.

It ain't often you

get a sweetie like that..

Offer up her pooper,

no questions asked.

Man, I've been trying

to get that.

You about to have one

of the best nights

of your goddamn life, boy.

So, get your mind right and

get your head in the game.

Go on before

she change her mind.

Oh, and tell her to get

her taillights fixed.

That's why I pulled you

over in the first place.

I will.

Mm-hm-mm.

Holy sh*t!

How did you know

that was going to work?

I didn't.

Cops are pigs and men are pigs

so I figured

he'd be a double pig.

I guess I was right.

What if it didn't work?

- Plan b.

- What was plan b?

Shoot him in the face.

You're funny, Violet.

Good.

You look like

you need a little funny

in your life, chip.

Sh*t.

You got a problem with this?

Not in the slightest.

Uh, I need 40 bucks

worth of gas.

Which pump?

The one that has a car

parked in front of it.

- That'll be 40 bucks.

- Sorry.

Sure is a lot of money

for a guy with

such a shitty ride.

What did you do?

- Rob a bank?

- Yeah, funny.

Uh, can I just get my change, please?

I'm kind of in a hurry.

Why are you in a hurry

at this time of night?

You always this nosy?

I mind my own business.

Most of the time.

Well, how about most

of the time is right now?

Maybe you robbed a bank

and maybe you didn't.

Either way, that's a lot of

cash you got right there.

So?

What if the cops come by asking

if I saw anybody suspicious?

It does happen, you know.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

I just want some gas, okay?

And I just want two of those

bills in that envelope.

You leave them right here

and I won't pick up the

phone and tell the cops

I saw some shady-lookin'

a**hole in here

with an envelope full of

cash in a 2004 red mustang

with a license plate number...

Fine, okay? Fine.

Here you go.

Don't even think about it,

skank.

Now, listen up,

you little emo c*nt.

I heard what you were

saying to my boyfriend.

You have got some nerve

but this, this is my money.

If you want my money, you're

gonna take it from me, not him.

You think it's going

to be easy to do that

because you wear black makeup

and cut yourself to sleep?

You think you can take me

because I'm a pretty girl?

Well, go ahead, try it.

I am begging you.

The day that I've had,

I'm just looking

for an excuse to put

somebody in a coffin.

Though by the looks of it,

you'd probably like that.

So, what's it gonna be,

hot topic?

40 bucks worth of gas

or 200 bucks

worth of whoop-ass?

Yeah.

- Whatever, b*tch.

- Hm.

Come on, chip.

What the hell

were you thinking, chip?

I can't believe you were just going

to give her the money like that.

It's just a couple

of hundred bucks.

- That's not the point.

- Well, what is the point?

The point is in the last

few hours I've known you

you've let a woman

manipulate you

into murder and kidnapping

and that one

would have extorted you

if I hadn't stepped in.

Chip, you got to learn how

to stand up for yourself

otherwise you're going

to get eaten alive.

Maybe you're right.

Okay, yes,

you are definitely right.

Look, it's been a long day.

There's a hotel up the road.

Let's just go there.

We'll get a room.

We'll grab a few hours sleep.

No.

You got to go back

in there and kill her.

What? No. That..

The last thing we need

right now is more vio..

No, vi.. I'm not gonna go

back in there and kill her.

That is exactly what

I'm talking about, chip.

See, it's not

so hard now, is it?

This place is a dump.

Yeah, the Ritz Carlton

was booked.

Good god, what a day.

I am dead on my feet.

Take off your clothes

and get in here, chip.

What's wrong?

- We don't have to.

- Yes, we do.

And we're gonna

and we're both going to like it.

There's just something

you need to know first.

Don't worry, I have a

condom in my wallet

so if you have herpes

or whatever...

No, chip, no.

I don't have herpes.

Good, neither do I.

What is it?

Well..

I was at the McKenzies

tonight because..

Well, I guess you could say

I sort of worked for them.

Doing what?

Doing stuff for them.

Sex stuff.

I never ever told

anyone that before.

Not like I have anyone to tell.

- People think I'm weird.

- Don't say that.

Why not?

It's the truth.

I used to work for Ken..

Like real work,

administrative stuff.

He'd always flirt with me

while I was in the office

and I'd just put up with it.

Well..

Madge came into

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