6 Plots Page #2

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Aww, Brisie-poo.

Shut up.

You should have seen your face.

Wow, couldn't have found

anywhere a little more--

- Vulgar?

- Discrete?

Who owns this place?

Apparently they're O.S.

Jules got a tip-off.

That's not the only

tip Jules is getting off.

[Amy] Oh, God.

Brie, just chuck your

stuff in the kitchen.

[doorbell ringing]

I reckon it will just

be the guys, hang on.

I'll get it.

Hey.

- [shouts]

- [screams]

Jesus, you guys scared

the sh*t out of me.

Anyone would think you're

breaking the law or something.

Don't tell your dad.

- Hi.

- Hiya.

- Hey, how are you going?

- Good, let's get sh*t faced.

Let's.

[giggling]

Wow.

Tada.

Are they started already?

Ah, get a room you two, honestly.

Now that's a good idea.

Hey, you.

[Brie] Found their password yet?

[chuckles] Idiots.

- Hey, bro.

- Tess, let me get you a drink.

It's been awhile man,

how's things at the mill?

You know, same old.

Old man's still busting my balls.

Yeah it's a bummer you had to drop out.

- Hey, beverage?

- Brought my own mixer.

Oh, how obliging.

I saw your slice and dice

stunt on Screen-It.

Yeah, some roadkill I found.

Frozen solid then put it

through the big kahuna blade.

- Instant anatomy lesson.

- Yeah, hey, got it up.

Look, look, look, look, look.

Shut up back there okay

just, f*** off, okay.

- Oh, God.

- Okay, let's do it.

[groaning]

You're a sick man.

[screaming]

It gets better.

It doesn't even have a heart.

Wait for it, wait for it.

[screaming]

[guys cheering]

You did not just do that.

Can't believe I watched that.

Seriously, we, no.

Marty, load these up, more PG friendly.

- Ugh.

- I'm gonna be scared for life.

We are wired and ready to roll.

These should up the party ante.

You're a bad girl, Jules.

This is pretty hard-core, huh?

This is some serious setup dude.

Everything controlled

by my trusty mobile.

I've got my whole house setup back home.

Hey which one do you wanna start with?

Crazy Japanese Show.

Oh, my God, I love that show.

Hey have guys seen

the J-Pop girls?

Speed?

- Yes.

- It's so tacky it's delicious.

- How good is it.

- That is cool.

Hey are we all set to

live-cast our party later?

All set to Screen-It.

Hey, guys, get closer,

let's immortalize the crime.

Let's do it.

[laughing]

That's going straight to Facebook.

Time to get off

your face-book.

[laughing]

Hey, that was awesome,

but that takes time so here's

one I prepared earlier.

Uh-huh.

[cheering and laughing]

[vehicle approaching]

[horn honking]

Hey, pizza's here.

- [Stu] Pizza!

- [Brie] Ah, pizza.

Kyle, it's your dad man, your dad.

I diverted my phone, come on.

Everyone shut the f*** up.

[beeping]

[woman] Pollock residence.

[Mike] Hi, Helen, it's Mike Gruper here.

[woman] Hi, Mike,

I suppose you're after Kyle.

They're playing games upstairs, hang on.

[laughing]

That is f***ing wild.

- Shh.

- How did you do that?

I hacked an automated

SKYPE message bank app.

Shut up, shut up.

All right.

[computer beeping]

Hi, Dad, what's up?

You checkin' up on me?

[Mike] Well, what do you think after

what happened in the pool today?

Look, just wanted to

remind you we have a 6:00AM

start tomorrow, so don't stay

up all night playing games.

Okay, Dad, is that it?

[Mike] Okay, now I expect a PB tomorrow.

Okay, Dad.

Can I go now?

[Mike] I'll see you in the morning.

[computer beeping]

[cheering and laughing]

- That is cool.

- What!

The things you can do with

open-source code and Bluetooth.

I think I'll have that joint now.

[Brie]

That's tweet-worthy even.

It's like the modern

equivalent of a forged note.

I think I'll join you.

What about your PB tomorrow?

Tomorrow, I'm going for a PB tonight.

No smoking inside, okay?

Go out back.

[Stu] Yes, mom.

Sorry. Coming?

It's not my thing.

- [cheering]

- Asthma's a b*tch.

Better get you

sh*t-faced then.

[laughing]

Oh, my God, they've got a pool.

- What?

- Come on!

[ "Sunshine Drive" by Spazzys]

Na na na na na na na na na

[laughing]

Watch out your mummy's eyes

Better make up good lies

Sneak away from home

It's time for the sunshine drive

Don't care about your money

Don't care about your honey

Boys are in a queue

It's time for the sunshine drive

[laughing]

First stop frozen tequila

Second stop Melbourne bitter

Third stop cowboy cocksucker

Oh, yeah

Gabba, gabba, hey, Kat, get right

[cheering]

It's time for the sunshine drive

Hey, Lucy, get spazzy

It's time for the sunshine drive

Hey, Ally, don't worry

It's time for the sunshine drive

We're the Spazzys and we're ready

Let's go to the sunshine drive

[laughing]

Na na na na na na na na na

[boy]

So sexy...

Oh, dude, this is the

song they sing, oh...

Oh.

Shh.

This is how we party Oak Bay style.

- [kissing]

- [laughing]

[moaning]

Marty?

Anyone?

Hello?

Ha-ha, very funny.

Quit messing around, guys.

[message tone beeping]

[male voice] Hey, Brie.

- What?

- [creepy laughing]

Marty, you're such a jerk.

[phone keys beeping]

Marty?

Jules?

Stu?

Where are you guys?

[labored breathing]

[message tone beeping]

[man] Six blind mice, no where to run.

Who'll be the first

one to start crying...

[Brie] Marty?

...when they discover

they're all going to die?

Oh, dear, poor little mice.

The fate of your friends

is in your hands, Brie.

- Marty?

- If you're clever enough,

and if you play by the rules,

no parents, no authorities.

Tick, tock, tick, tock.

What?

- [phone buttons beeping]

- [woman] The number you have dialed

is currently switched off or

not in a mobile serviced area.

Please call again later.

[gasps]

[grunts]

[clears throat]

Guys?

[crying]

Daddy.

[head banging against wood]

[groans]

[laughing]

Ow.

Ow.

Hey, you got me.

That's going to leave

a good welt on my head.

Guys, hey.

[knocking]

Can you hear me?

[woman]

The number you have dialed

is currently switched off or

not in a mobile serviced area.

What? Jesus.

Hey, can you hear me?

[engine roaring]

Hey.

Hey!

Help.

[heavy breathing]

[phone beeping]

[water trickling]

[sniffing]

Guys?

What the f*** is going on?

Hello?

[banging]

[grunting]

[phone ringing]

Kyle, you wanker.

[man] Hello.

Are you enjoying this little game?

- What the f***?

- I know I am.

By the way, there are only

two rules in this game.

Rule number one, no parents.

Rule number two, no authorities.

- Listen here, you little sh*t.

- Simple isn't it?

Have fun.

[grunting]

[sirens blaring]

Breezer?

It's kind of late isn't it?

Yeah, well, must have

lost track of time.

Are you okay?

Have you been drinking?

No, no, God no.

I've been at Jules' place.

But Jules' place is on Carlson Road.

I took the scenic route.

I'll tell you what,

I'm gonna follow you home

and make sure you get there safe.

Dane, look I'm fine, honestly.

Look, I'm going to do this.

I'm not gonna ask

any questions, capiche?

[crying]

Daddy!

[banging]

[Marty] Uh...

it sounds kind of hollow.

Bye, Brie.

Hey, hey, hang on, you're breaking up.

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