7 Khoon Maaf
Sir..
Susanna Anna Marie Johannes-
Prima facie, suicide
She set ablaze not only
herself but her mansion too
Married to 6 men, and
strangely all of them dead.
She must have been one hell of a lay
Well..
I'm sure you've seen
what we've recovered..
Skull, some bones,
ash, make up kit etc
We need to carry out DNA profiling.
Hope you're not too busy?
I'll do it.
It's a priority case
and the police want to
ensure that she's dead.
Arun..
What are you doing?
How come you never
showed this to me?
Why?
Secret?
Is this 'the Susanna'?
''Saheb.'' [Master]
Now, she's no more.
Detached from life,
and torn apart by love..
My ''Saheb'' was melancholic.
All her life, she was in
search for her eternal love.
She was very lonely.
Just an infant when
she lost her mother..
an adult, her father died.
My senior ''Saheb''. [Her father]
He was her everything!
Friend, mother, and brother.
And after he was gone..
.. she tried hard to find
him in every man she could.
On the day of her father's funeral..
.. in full black attire, she
reminded me of soft snow..
.. rolling off the
mountain in the silent night.
No wonder she radiated in black.
And soon, it became her colour.
Uncle Goonga!
Too much to say, but
unfortunately born dumb.
I was born an orphan!
Don't know if he
adopted me or I adopted him.
My first real competition.
And senior ''Saheb's'' last wish.
The first husband..
Major Edwin Rodriques.
Goonga!
How much longer?
Ghalib!
What in the devil is he saying?
He says, everything should be
ready in the next half an hour.
I don't want to see
any of his rats around.
Ghalib.
Poet by name, butler by profession
and mocks a Bollywood villain.
Anything else, sir?
What did he say?
Thank you, sir!
If he knew you were calling him
a f***er he'd pull your eyes out.
Ghalib!
- Sir!
The third ace in her trio.
Maggie aunty!
Under whose care ''Saheb'' grew up.
She became her mother
and her best friend.
She had a few other friends too.
Venomous, dangerous..
.. but faithful like no other.
It's a Derby, darling!
The jockey is as
important as the stallion.
I don't see any
reason for change, Rod.
Goonga was daddy's
favourite jockey.
What do you think, Martha?
may have a better idea.
Right, Tim?
What do you have to say, Mr. Rangan?
Why don't we hire a
professional rider from abroad?
We can afford it and
I know one in Prague.
Affordability was
never an issue, Mr. Rangan.
Professional jockey from Prague..
You boy
What do you think you're doing?
Stealing!
Come here.
Come on.
Show me your hands!
Come on!
Whose rascal is this?
I picked a few for Candy, Sir.
Who's Candy?
Your new horse.
That's a nice name for a horse.
Candy.
He runs fast when he eat it Sir.
How much have you studied?
Seven and a half.
Anything else?
Yes, ''Saheb''. Candy loves you.
You tik-tok-tik-tok..
him in race, and win 'Dabry'!
Miss ''Saheb'', forgive me!
Thought I'd help this orphan.
Will send this fool
back to the village.
You won't see this rat anymore.
You're right!
He won't be seen here anymore.
Because he'll be
starting school tomorrow.
Okay.
Sugar.
''Saheb'', thank you!
Snap! My life
changed in a split second.
''Saheb'' picked me up
from a bed of thorns..
and placed me on a bed of roses.
This is the new
admission I was talking about.
She was my goddess.
And I her blind devotee.
All said and done Arun, the
Major was pretty handsome.
Quite a dashing fellow.
Boring, possessive,
insecure and a doubting Thomas.
And a fart king too.
Mr. Stinker!
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention please.
Here's to our very own,
Major Edwin Rodriques.
The recipient of
the gallantry award.
Cheers!
- Cheers!
We salute the bravery
and courage you displayed
all throughout operation Blue Star.
It took a heavy toll on our brigade
and on your company in particular.
And my leg!
Hey beautiful!
I can't figure out if you're
getting older or younger by the day.
Edwin is greying fast
but you look the same.
Thank you!
Here, for your
beautiful better half.
She's quit drinking.
Really, since when?
Today, I quit every morning.
And that Brigadier Venkat, is
the secret of my beauty! Cheers!
Cheers!
Good evening, sir!
- Good evening.
May I have the pleasure of a dance..
.. with the lady..
I always had two left feet.
Now I've lost one.
Really!
You're quite the dancer, lieutenant.
Sir.
But no match to your
beautiful half, sir.
Beautiful half.
And the better one too.
And she has a
beautiful name as well.
Susanna.
What?
Susanna.
But you can call her..
Mrs. Rodriques, if you please.
Thank you.
You know you can't
handle the f***ing alcohol.
''I quit every morning.''
Stop fluttering around.
You're a married woman.
Are you ashamed to be my wife?
Then why?
Why do you keep
reminding me of my disability?
I'm sorry.
It's high time we had a child.
Once you're a mother,
you'll learn wifely duties too.
Did you visit the gynaecologist?
All tests are normal.
Then why can't you conceive?
The doctor says, there's
nothing wrong with me.
So now..
I'm disabled in bed too?
''I've come from Alabama,
with a banjo on my knee.. ''
''Oh Susanna! Won't
you cry for me.. ''
How often have I told you
Knock, knock!
Next time, I'll bury you alive.
This was bound to happen,
my friends!
Marry in a haste and..
Repent at leisure.
You want to break his other leg?
Don't f*** around with him.
At the end of the day,
you'll be the one to be f***ed.
Sir! Are you alright?
You bastard!
Son of a b*tch.
So you want to fight?
Goonga.. Goonga..
Goonga.. Goonga..
Goonga.. Goonga..
Goonga.. Goonga..
Goonga.. what happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Ghalib.. Ghalib!
He will survive.
But we're sorry, we
couldn't save his eye.
One eye is enough to
witness what's going to happen.
The next time I saw the
Major for the last time.
Going in search of
the man-eating panther.
Can I also have a drink tonight?
Just a drink?
No.
Minimum three.
And you should be fun!
We must be very still, very quiet..
.. or the animal won't come.
The beast in me is already here.
Major sir.
Major sir, panther.
The panther wasn't
interested in the goat.
He was looking for humans.
Can't tell whether the
Major lost his balance..
Or whether someone pushed him.
Nevertheless..
it took the forest officials
two days to find the Major..
.. or whatever was left of him.
I just couldn't get
myself to mourn for the Major.
Had fate given me another chance..
.. to woo my ''Saheb''?
Like a balloon my
hopes went soaring.
But she chose the guitar instead.
Indian women fall for a
guitarist over a riff.
And this a**hole had
Before the wedding this creature
was called Jamshed Singh Rathod.
From now I'm Jimmy.
Jimmy Stetson.
You can call me Jim.
And you call me.. Susie.
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