7 Witches

Well...

Well...?

Thanks for the ride.

Katie! My girl!

Hey dad.

- Did you eat?

- We've got some food coming.

- Hi, Katie. How are you, honey?

- How's work?

Are you still saving the world?

More like saving

egos of donors who

want to be worshipped

for having disposable income.

Where's Cody?

Oh, he had a work thing so...

There he is!

- Mr. Boyle. Stephanie.

- It's good to see you.

Hello, Cody. Work thing get

cancelled or... what's going on?

No. No, no, no. I just...

Last we talked you were

in line for a promotion.

Yeah. That's why I

got uh... this work thing.

Hi guys! Get a drink!

Me and Aggie feel like

lushes thanks to these two!

What are you, Amish now?

That's the first

thing she says to me...

on the weekend of my wedding.

No. It's just...

You don't even

say hi to Aggie...

You didn't give me a chance!

New beginnings! New beginnings!

We're all happy to

see each other, right?

Aggie, this is Kate.

Kate, Aggie.

I've heard you're

the normal one.

Thanks.

It's a f***ing compliment!

Aggie used to think

I was so weird and wild.

A free spirit.

"Lost" is how I

remember you putting it.

Well, we've used cruder

terms over the years, eh?

Yes, but we've learned to

accept and respect each other.

Which therapist said that?

All of them.

Daddy, can you get

us some champagne?

We need to make a toast!

Dad, I'll do that.

I can order alcohol,

honey. It's been nine years.

Yeah, officer.

Keep it together, girls.

I'm only kidding!

There's been a slight update...

Are you mad at me now?

No, it's just...

- She's hot, isn't she?

- I did good, right?

Yeah. I think so.

Here you go.

Martinelli's, officer.

A toast to rose and Aggie,

and your future life together.

We all look forward to

celebrating your wedding

just the way you wanted it.

Thanks daddy!

And if I can make

a toast of my own...

here's to Kate and Cody...

who are the next

couple to tie the knot!

I guess love is in the air.

Oh! That's wonderful!

I didn't know! He just

told me what happened!

- What the f***.

- What the f***?!

I didn't want it to be

awkward for you, you know...

Wondering if you should

tell us you got engaged

because it would

be fine with me.

I'm not like that,

like I need all the attention.

You're so full of sh*t.

You're the one breaking

off your engagement.

But we were never engaged!

I said no.

I didn't know that!

Is he still out there?

I told him not to leave.

You what?

Couldn't you just play

along for a couple days

so we don't have to

sour everybody's mood?

After this weekend you can

make up any reason you want

that your engagement is off.

My engagement...

He's my friend too!

Yeah, since when?

You really wanna my ruin

my wedding, don't you?

Couldn't you leave your

drama at home for once?

I mean, not to sound like the

Princess or anything,

but this weekend is

supposed to be about me.

Isn't every weekend and

weekday about you?

Rose, I'm sorry.

Always the bad guy.

Hey, I'm sorry.

I had no idea that rose was

going to open her big mouth...

Yeah, who coulda guessed?

Chop chop, lovebirds. We need to

eat. People are getting cranky.

This looks like a fun crowd!

You're late, pops.

Actually, it looks

like I'm right on time.

Listen up, everyone:

The pope, the president of

Mexico, Martin Luther King,

and a boy scout...

Nope. Nope. No, no,

no. Stop right there.

Had to make numerous pit stops.

My bladder's the size

of a child's marble.

Yeah, well, you

drank two tall boys,

so there's no

great mystery there.

Three. I snuck one on the ferry.

Paula, have you met

Aggie, rose's fianc?

And Cody, Katie's fianc?

Wow, you guys really

started early. Ha!

Hey, they say this say

this place is supposed to

be fabulous, right on the water.

They haven't rented the houses

out for years. I basically

had to promise your firstborn

to make this all happen.

Explain to me how

that's gonna work?

I just wanna say I wish

you the best, rose,

and you too, Aggie.

We had a tough

childhood, at times,

nobody's fault, I know,

just congratulations.

Here's to an

unforgettable weekend.

Listen, our drama from before,

it's a cyclops, a horrible,

mythical beast

that never existed.

Great.

I mean, for the weekend.

Oh.

I will also tolerate

all of rose's bullshit,

grandpa Marty's antics,

Stephanie's high

and mighty aa dogma,

and dad's desperate attempt to

make up for our awful childhood.

So you're just shutting down.

Internally. To all outside

observers, I'll be quite alive.

Little advice:

Always have liquor in the limo.

Pretty sure it's a Hyundai.

This is an army fort, right?

Got to be a

commissary around here.

Dad, they shoot elderly

burglars on the peninsula.

Dad, it's not

considered cute here.

Seriously, can you...

Oh, I was gonna club him,

but I couldn't find

a stick big enough.

That would kill him.

I know, I'm not...

What I meant was,

that I cannot be solely

responsible for our father.

Well, yeah, but my back hurts...

Okay, fine. I'm

getting high in the woods.

Sorry!

Oh, that's great!

So go break the law

on government land.

Oh, no, it's legal now.

Okay. So get us checked in.

You need to talk to the

Gundersons somewhere over there.

Have dad help with the luggage.

I should probably

look for grandpa.

We're expecting at least one

drunken disaster this weekend,

but it's a little

bit early for that.

Should I get him?

I took Krav Maga.

You took the intro course!

How are you so in shape?

You haven't drank water

since the seventies.

Grandpa?

Grandpa?

Lost?

No.

Are you sure? I can help

you find the way.

I'm good, thanks.

May the lord bless you

and keep you.

Hello?

You here for the wedding?

Yes.

Where do we check in?

Not here.

Hey

hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Could someone please

come to the beach.

Hi.

Honey, I'd like you to

meet the Sklar family.

My mother Elanor,

great grandfather Marinus,

grandmother Anne,

and father Warren.

Were any of you

down by the beach?

When's din din?

Me and Hank are starving!

And this is my

dear brother Henry.

I believe you two

have already met.

So they barged in

and built their fort,

pulled the rug right out

from under you? No warning?

There was warning,

but it was our land.

Where were we supposed to go?

Where did you?

We tried to stay.

It was our rightful land,

claimed in accordance

with the law,

but they didn't care

and they slaughtered us

and tore down our houses

to put up their

forts and crosses.

The government did?

Locals,

if not hired by the government,

certainly not

discouraged or punished.

We've found persecution

wherever we've gone.

It's why we came to

America in the first place.

You know about Salem?

That was you?

It was similar.

They said it's

the land of the free.

It's unforgivable

what they did to you.

On this we agree.

We have moved on,

but we have not forgotten.

You want to hear about grudges?

Nobody wants to hear

about those, dad.

Okay.

You should eat something.

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