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happened at your place?

Aster! Aster, we have to go!

They're gonna kill us!

Aster!

Unfortunately, my survival

instincts outweigh my loyalty.

And the world only believes

the last man standing.

Don't worry, though, you'll

look great in the papers.

Aster!

Just tell me you did it.

Tell me you killed Aster.

Just say it.

Probably didn't

even pull the trigger.

Just tell me who did.

I just need to know.

You did, honey.

No, no, don't die.

Would you have said yes?

Yes. Yes. I say yes,

I say yes, I say yes.

I say yes!

Gwen! Gwenny.

It was you.

But you can tell

them it was me.

I don't know. I was always thinking

that I'd go to Mexico or something,

you know, and start, like, selling

scooters, or something like that.

Or, oh, I could totally become a professional

poker player, those guys make crazy money.

- Do you play poker?

- That's not the point, Flamingo!

The point is, it's all about luck,

and I have a horseshoe up my ass.

I'm going to sail

across the ocean.

That's random.

Are you ready?

Oh. Of course I'm ready,

Flamingo.

The intel we got

from your boy, Winks,

I mean, that's airtight,

and I'm sure as sh*t not going

to let that poor kid die in vain.

- The plan?

- Okay, the plan.

You hole up in the diner, I station

myself in the El Camino around back,

when Cyrus shows up, I'm gonna

honk twice, that's your cue.

You wait 10 seconds, you get

up, you walk through the kitchen,

you execute

the son of a b*tch.

You keep on walking, you

hop in the El Camino with me,

we drive off into the sunset.

And Bob's your uncle.

Don't f*** up.

- You got a way with words, girly.

- Ty?

- Yeah?

- Nothing.

Sail across the ocean, huh?

Don't sound too shabby.

Maybe, um, I'll join

my lady friend.

- Who might that be?

- You.

Two honks.

Two honks!

Bless your soul.

Beautiful day, ain't it?

Sure is, old man.

Coffee, sweetie?

Milk, early bird

number two, pancakes.

Hiya, fellas. Y'all gonna

be having the usual, today?

You betcha, Mary.

So, three usuals

coming right up.

All right, and we're back.

Next up, we have

one of my favorite oldies.

Always takes me back to the

very first time I heard it.

Enjoy.

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