8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Page #7

I can't believe he...

- I thought the old battle-ax would never die!

- Mom!

What do you wanna do now?

Keep following him,

but I don't like the smell of this

- Well, well, well, if it isn't our old amingo

- Oh! No! Not again!

Isn't once enough, huh?

Can't you give a guy a break?

From one human being to another

That's, that's very moving, gringo

But the real question is, are we gonna

cut off your conjones? Or live them on?

You don't have to do this, come on guys,

you can't kill me, can't we flip for it

You think you should kill me, flip for it?

- What?

- A coin, you know?

Flip a coin, I win you let me go,

you win you mangle me

you're a crazy man, gringo

- Call it

- Heads

Oh, you sure? You don't even wanna

you sure you don't wanna think about it?

I've never been more sure

of anything in my life

Juan! Don't take the keys!

Don't take the keys!

Oh, God!

Oh, this has not been a very good vacation

Hello? Hello!

Who's there?

Stop! Stop!

- Not your kind of music

- I hate that sh*t

Are you talking to me?

I said, are you talking to me?

I don't know who you're talking to

- I'm the only one here

- Shut the f*** up!

- Are you talking to me?

- Yeah, I'm talking to you, shut up!

Shut up... Screwball!

- What's that?

- What's what?

Stop! Stop!

Oh! No!

Whoa, hold on now!

Hold on, hold on, just okay, okay

Hey, come here, stop

okay, don't shoot! Don't shoot!

I thought I told you to stay put?

Where's my heads? Where's my heads?

They're in the jeep

They're in the coolers

- Good

- But I lost another one

What?

Here, coyote

- What's he doing?

- The kid ain't dead, that's for sure

Here coyote!

- Shut!

- What?

- Shut up!

- What? What is it?

I'm dead, sh*t, I'm dead

Who, uh, whoever they are, it

doesn't look like they're coming after us

Not yet. Just the fact that

they're here means I'm dead though

When? As soon as I give you the heads?

Or as soon as I get them across to the States

Knowing them,

they're gonna let me take that risk too

Who are the heads anyway?

What? Non of your business

What the hell do you care?

You spend your vacation with a bunch

of heads, you kind of want to know

You think about their hopes and their dreams

Their lives cut short

Hopes? Dreams? Those bums?

You have to feel something!

You don't just kill eight

people and not feel anything!

It don't really matter, but let's

just set the record straight, okay?

First of all, I didn't

whack them, those guys did

Second, Mister Phi Beta Craphead

If I hadn't f***ed up,

I'd be retiring after this

Hey! Hey! Look! Look!

What is he doing? It looks like

he's chasing after a dog?

- What if we could help each other out here?

- Impossible

Why?

Because you're stupid besides I'm not gonna

take the chance of going across that border

Well, if you know it all then how come

you're in this mess to begin with?

Because of bad luck

It's not my fault that the bag

was to big to go in carry-on

There was a gift shop right next to the gate

Didn't you ever think of taking two bags?

Oh! Sh*t!

So I'll repeat the question, what if there's

where a way we could help each other out?

What way?

I'm not into mass murder

if I'm not getting paid for it

But I'm warning you,

anybody gets in my way is dead

- Thank you again for getting rid of fern

- Mom!

The going rate five thousand

dollars, but you can owe me lady

Where's he going?

I don't know,

Do I look a mind reader? Let's go, come on

So now what do we do?

Drive to the border?

Hello no! We gotta get those

heads back and save your dad

Hey! Come back here! I'll kick your ass!

- Come on Bennie let's take him now

- I expect that's exactly what he wants

Uh, let's see, how lucky

We got here. Ah, we got Marty

Ah, we got Benito

Little Joey

What is he doing?

I don't know, it s like he's teasing us

wait a minute it's caught on my neck!

Ouch, Jamal, you wanna bite, huh?

Jamal! Jamal!

Let's see, what do I need?

I need a Stu,

a Frank and a Hugo

There's a Hugo

- Who is it?

- It looks like Stu or Hugo

Frankie you suck...

but you're gonna have to do, buddy

How many has he got now?

He's got one, two seven, eight.

- He's got all eight heads

- I'm gonna make him the ninth head

And you, you I definitely don't need

what a bunch of douchebags!

Lost dreams! What a crock!

This coyote won't

be doing anymore running away

I got him trained!

That is disgusting

I can't leave it outside for the coyotes

Everybody be still,

this is our last match

Good work Steve, you a**hole!

That's it,

we're just gonna have to wait till dawn

Steve, shut up!

Heads up!

Stop ahead!

Anybody need to use the head!

Steve, shut up and go to sleep

Oh, don't let it go to your head

whoa, whoa, whoa, you're way ahead of me

Steve!

Hey, don't bite my head off, all right?

- That's it, I m sleeping outside guys

- Me too

Steve! Get a grip, go to sleep

Or what, huh? You'll have my head?

Enough!

Mr. Hitman

I'm so alone

Ain't got no body to call my own

Ain't got no legs for walking all over

Can't hold my liquor

so I gotta stay sober

Mr. hitman, give me a break

Tell Mr. Pizza that I ain't no steak

Please put on your magic sheen

Mr. Hitman bring me a dream

Jesus!

- Bennie! Wake up! He's up! He's up!

- I'm up! I'm up! Relax!

Damn it! This always works on the Camaro

- You can do it

- I Know. All right!

Can I get some breakfast here?

Si, Senior, please, sit anywhere you like

- Bennie, what the hell is he doing?

- I don't know, let's go find out, shall we?

- Coffee, Senor?

- Uh, yeah, good

- Juice?

- Sure

Wow, look at this surprise!

Bennie, Rico, you boys decide

to take a vacation?

Yeah, Tommy, you know

we never seen Mexico

We figured this is a good time to check it out

Good, good... it's nice down here

I know you re waiting for me

to cross over to the States

But I gotta tell you now, when I do

You'll get that bag

over my dead body

Funny. We was thinking

exact same thing, huh, Rico?

That's his Van

The guy with the van, where is he?

Uh, he's in the hotel, Senior

You're not going in there

after him, are you?

We need those heads, yes,

I'm going in there

I can't believe you're actually doing this

Give me your guns

Jesus! Charlie, where'd you get that?

- It looks like mine

- It was yours

You dropped it in the dessert,

now it's mine

now both of you, put your guns on the table

Or I'm gonna blow your heads off

Right now!

Laurie, get the guns

Ernie, get the duffel bag

- Wait a minute!

- Easy, kids

You don't wanna mess with these guys

He's right, Charlie, what do you

want those heads for anyway?

He's gonna take them to the border,

and turn in, right, Charlie?

- You'll be a hero with her old man

- Something like that

Forget about it, you do that

and Big Sep kills us all

F*** Big Sep!

- Mrs. Bennett, Senor Prit-Sh*t

- Paco

We're F.B.l!

He's the Unibell man

Senora Bennett?

Back off

Come on, Laurie, drive faster

What have you done?

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