8 Million Ways to Die

You don't no where it's going to

come from any more.

Total strangers are killing each other.

Everybody's got a piece.

You know the murder rate used to be around

a thousand a year

3 a day in the whole country

and that was a high.

Now it's about 5 a day.

Higher in the summer

14 of them two Fridays ago.

We give the death penalty

six or seven times a day.

Only it's not for murderers

it's for ordinary citizens.

Yeah, there are 8 million

stories in the naked city.

Remember that old TV show?

Yeah.

Do you know what we got in this town'?

We got 8 million ways to die.

Alright, let's cut the crap and

do what we get paid for.

Griffin and I'll take the back door

the rest of you in the front.

I want you two guys at the corner just

in case alright? -Yeah -ok, let's hit it.

Watch for close lines. Just about had

my head ripped of here the last time.

Where's Sheldon?

There he is. For gettin the shotgun,

that's my man.

He likes that thing.

You've been making all the

vice on this guy Lopez?

Si -with dope? -Si.

Where did you get that'?

Outside.

- Outside?

- Si.

Buenos dias, Hector.

Buenos dias, senora.

Hector, I am sorry but you are arrested

for selling...

Some very bad drugs.

I do not want to go back to jail

what can I do, I have the warrant.

- Can I finish my dinner? -Hector.

- I do not want to go back to jail.

You know, we can go out at the back.

Your neighbors won't us.

Freeze!

Hector?

Ah, dios mio.

Sh*t!

F***!

The bad news is that Matt

was involved in a shooting.

The good news is that he is up

the other guy is down.

Honey, he is fine.

He is a hell of a lot better than I am,

believe me.

Did the suspect fire his weapon first?

No, he didn't.

You did

that's right.

Did the suspect return your fire?

No he didn't.

Did the suspect have a gun?

Not that I know of, no.

You mean you fired on an unarmed man

in his kitchen in front of his family?

I didn't say that he was unarmed.

- Then he had a weapon.

- Yeah.

What was it'?

A louisville slugger.

A what?

A baseball bat, you son of a b*tch!

Dumb sh*t!

Not necessarily, it could be anything.

He may be real calm.

He might try to jump you in the shower

and find out he's got nothing to do with it

but Linguini.

Get upset.

Some guys react real funny to

situations like this, and I just.

You know...

I didn't want you to worry.

They ask you if you've been drinking?

Uh huh.

What did you tell them?

Not nearly as much as I am gonna.

Tracy.

Tracy?

Wait! Tracy.

Daddy!

To whom it may concern.

I am detective sergeant Matthew j. Scudder.

Badge number 19583613.

Request a leave of absence.

For medical reasons.

I make the request not only for my sake

for the sake of the department and my family.

Did the suspect have a gun?

You mean you fired on an unarmed man

in his kitchen in front of his family?

I didn't say that he was unarmed.

Did they ask you if you've been drinking?

Not nearly as much as I am gonna.

Then he had a weapon?

I am a member of the...

Tracy!

Son of a b*tch!

F***!

Put your lights on man!

Hey put your lights on!

Ok, anybody out here with 6 months

of continual sobriety?

Come on and get it.

- Congratulations. -Thanks.

- You've earned it.

So how does it feel?

Like I could use a drink.

Boy, oh boy.

- I wish...

- Who are you?

- I'm Matt, I am an alcoholic...

- Hi Matt.

This chip.

This chip is the only thing I know that you

got to earn and pay for at the same time.

And you pray to god you can hold it,

hold on to it every day of your life.

So far being a drunk

has cost me my job.

My home, my health.

I am not a cop.

I am not married

to Linda anymore

and my liver...

There must be a bunch of mice now living in

my Swiss cheese of liver, I tell you that.

But I do I have this

and you people...

That's a beginning.

I do have one other thing to hold on too,

that even the alcohol couldn't take away.

I will always be lauries' dad.

And all I want is for her to be as grateful

for that as I am. Thanks.

Thanks.

Best speech I heard, Matt.

Way to go, Matt.

Ok, anybody else out there who has

6 months of sobriety.

See you next week.

Can you bring me another one?

Matt.

Matt.

- Hi.

- Hi.

That was really very touching.

Oh thanks.

I wish my father could have

said something like that.

You ever get up there and talk?

I make it a point of fading into

the background whenever I can.

What are your plans?

I plan to get reinstated in

the sheriff's department.

No, I mean your immediate

plans, tonight.

Someone wants to meet you.

I think you'll want meet

them too.

A little vague.

- How's it going?

- Good.

Excuse me.

Honey.

You got here.

Are you sunny?

You look so cute.

Come on.

Wait a minute... before this goes

any further.

I think I've got to tell you

that if we met sometime before

the last six months I don't

remember a f***ing thing, I'm sorry

I'm glad you got my note.

Come on. I have some

friends I want you to meet.

Chance owns this place

Sarah... chance.

This is my friend Matt.

Chance? My ass, you are

Willie Walker, aren't you?

That was a long time ago man.

It seems like yesterday to me.

For me too, motherf***er.

How are you doing?

Alright.

Wipe your mouth

Sarah this is Matt scudder.

The guy I told you about a long time ago

that busted me.

He's indirectly responsible

for me owning all this.

Really?

Rosi, tonight is my night baby.

Right, Sarah?

- How you doing, man?

- Baby.

- How are you feeling?

- Feeling no pain, man.

Angel...

Hey, it's my favorite lady.

Angel this is my friend Matthew.

Hello Matthew.

Looks like a good boy

Lopez is up, join me, he's a friend of mine

excuse me.

Don't go away...

Come on, come on, come on.

Still the ladies man, huh?

What you gonna do?

What do you want man?

How'd do you know sunny

without me knowing about it?

Sunny? Forget that...

- How are you involved with him?

- The guy is a dope dealer.

Well you see, he's never been busted.

No, I didn't say he wasn't successful

but he's a scumbag.

He's my customer, man, I'm not his.

Angel.

What's goin on, baby?

Who do you like baby, how much?

Who do I like? I like everybody

I'm talking about fighters

i know.

What odds do you give me'?

Even.

Vascos has a 5-2 over Lopez.

So who are the favorites?

There's 2 fighters up there, man. Pick one.

And anywhere you want to

go man you know I got you.

I'll be easy on you, $5,000.

Ok.

- Great party.

- Thanks

Sarah.

How about a little sub-bet?

I don't think I can afford it.

It don't have to be money.

I don't bet on anything.

I don't enjoy it!

There is got to be something you enjoy.

Don't bet on it.

Just kidding.

Sir, what would you like to drink?

Sunny, how do you know this guy?

I don't know.

He is an old friend.

Really? Look at his shoes...

I don't think he can afford you.

Come on Sarah, he's cute.

He must be good.

Oh yeah, he is good... he is great.

Are you alright?

Yeah, fine, why?

Am I acting weird or something?

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