90 Minutes Page #3

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Don't move!

Shut your mouth.

Some mother you are,

waking your kid up like that!

Hi, it's me.

Are you in the neighborhood?

No, I just...

You up for a beer?

I need a refill.

If you have anything lying around.

Yeah.

Same as last time.

All right, see you in a few minutes.

Bye.

I'm going out for a beer.

Got any spare change?

- Got any spare change?

- Got any spare change?

- Sorry.

You must have something to spare.

Why sit here?

Why not go somewhere warm?

I have nowhere to go.

Got any change?

- You got a smoke?

- How about some beer?

Cool! Got any spare change?

Got any spare change?

What kind of beer?

Danish, American, English?

- Norwegian.

- Fine. Wait here.

Got any spare change?

Let me have two bags.

You only gave me one bag.

Thanks.

Got any spare change?

- I bought you a six-pack.

- Cool! Thank you.

- Norwegian. Enjoy.

- Thank you.

- Bye!

- Bye.

Hi.

I'll have a Guinness.

Bottle or tap?

Tap.

- You know who's playing?

- Some crap Norwegian team.

- Hi.

- Hi there.

- How's it going?

- Fine. Beer?

I'll have a pint.

So tell me, how's life as a dad?

- As expected.

- Lots of crying?

- Nothing but.

- My sister just had a kid.

- A boy, fortunately.

- So you're an uncle.

I still don't like kids,

but that might change.

- When I get my own.

- You still won't like other kids.

How about you?

Everything OK?

Sure, but I'm tired of work.

Carpentry can be so boring.

Are you coming tonight?

The Swede is back from Berlin.

He was at that,

what's it called, biennale?

I don't know.

Can't keep up with The Swede's stuff.

He told me about this installation

he saw down at the Tate Modern.

It was made of sunflower seeds.

The entire museum was filled with

an ocean of sunflower seeds.

And they look totally real.

But they're handmade,

the old-fashioned way.

Why?

That sounds totally pointless.

The point is...

Don't limit your mind.

The pointlessness is the entire point.

- How much?

- The same, plus what you owe.

Listen, the point is that every one of

those sunflower seeds is unique.

Yet you can't tell any

of the 100 million apart.

So an entire Chinese village

worked for ages -

- on something that can never

be used for anything.

They were just used

for that sculpture.

It's a commentary on consumption

and pointlessness. Get it?

I'll pay you at Jussi's on Saturday.

- I'm going skiing. Come with me.

- I can't.

- Won't your wife let you go?

- I have a lot going on.

- What? Are you broke?

- No way.

But, you know, sh*t and diapers and...

Everything I earn goes into that kid's mouth.

But I'm getting paid next week.

How about if I pay you on Friday?

- We can grab a beer and I'll pay you.

- I told you, I'm going skiing.

What's going on with you?

You seem out of it.

- Hey there.

- How's it going?

- So you'll pay me on Thursday?

- Is your kid still alive?

- Anne has some baby clothes for you.

- Thanks, we have all we need.

I thought you and Anne broke up?

No, we're still together, but not...

We haven't broken up, but...

I think I'll take off.

Talk to you later.

- And you'll have all my money?

- Give me a call sometime.

Hello?

No, that buzzer doesn't work.

Are you here right now?

Sure,

but this isn't really a good time.

OK.

Then...

Hang on.

I'll open the door.

Hey.

- What are you doing?

- Shut up!

Where's Karianne and the kid?

At my mom's.

What are you doing?

- Let's take the TV.

- You stay down there!

Help me carry.

Forget about him.

OK, the remote.

OK.

- That TV is worth more than I owe.

- Learn to pay your debts.

- This is insane!

- Sorry, that's the way it goes.

Stop it.

Goddammit!

What the hell?

What's your problem?

Don't look at me like that.

I said don't look at me like that.

Are you throwing glass at me?!

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