99 Homes

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, Jesus, no.

This isn't a good time.

Rick?

- Mr Carver?

- Yeah, I'll be with you in a second.

Huh? Well, I'll tell you what you do.

Remove the meter, turn the water off,

and let them sweat for a couple of days.

Then you ride in

on your white f***ing horse,

tell them you have a cash buyer

and Richard Carver

can approve a short sale.

You want me to spell it for you?

R-I-C...

OK, well, I can't hold your hand

while you give them a hand job, Bill.

Just get me the property.

Yes, John, Officer Dudura, you have

my court order signed by the judge.

What can I do for you?

You're the bank's realtor

on this eviction.

I need an official statement.

What happened and why?

Well, Dudura, it's a real shame

cos we arrived here with two pizzas

for Mr Kadwell, the property owner,

but he didn't want anchovies,

so he went into the house,

pulled out a gun

and he blew his brains out.

And that set off Mrs Kadwell

who was expecting Chinese for dinner.

You're talking about a man

who just killed himself.

I am the last man who knocked

on Patrick Kadwell's door,

in his life.

That is his wife of 15 years, Samantha,

his daughters,

Dylan, six, Paige, 11.

What official statement

can encapsulate

the tragic absurdity

of this f***ed-up situation?

I can't bring him back to life.

Stop wasting my time.

Yeah?

No, I'm fine, honey.

Turn the TV off,

keep the girls away from the internet.

Er...

I got a call. Yeah.

Hello?

No, no, no.

You ride that up to 200.

220 tops.

No more than 10% down.

7.5% makes me sing.

Get the Miguels ready.

It's two grand a month

in interest alone.

We got to flip this thing.

Get back to me.

Call office.

Have we got anything else, boss?

Next eviction's Tuesday.

Natalia will call you.

Roger that.

- 'Rick Carver Realty.'

- Talk to me. My world's upside down.

'I'm emailing your revised itinerary.

And Jerry called again...'

Jerry's full of sh*t.

Keep talking.

'The Sutton Place high-rise came up.

The UD's in order.

'What do you want me to tell Elliot?'

No, no!

Please!

Yo, Nash, you can stop working now.

We're done. We're done.

- What?

- Hey!

Listen up!

The buyer didn't qualify.

We're shut down.

- What about payment?

- We don't get paid.

For two weeks

we've been working for free.

All this from roof to cement

is for nothing.

Stop working!

Put the hammer down, man.

Unplug everything, wrap it up.

Let's go home.

No dinero.

That looks like the United States

upside down, but flipped this way.

- It actually does.

- Connor?

Connor!

- We were just looking at the countries.

- Connor!

- We're naming the countries.

- It's our time. We're up.

- Gotta go.

- See you.

Bye.

Who was that?

- Who was that?

- That's my friend Alex from school.

- You dropped this.

- Good catch.

Your Honour, he missed three payments

and is underwater over 80 grand.

The bank can have a buyer in place

within 30 days.

- Did you in fact miss three payments?

- Yes, sir, but I was told to.

Two departments at the same bank

were telling me opposing things

and then, just recently,

I got a final notice for eviction.

We'd like to get

this property off the market.

- I see no reason to hold up the sale.

- They told me not to pay.

And that's why I'm behind.

They told me not to pay.

While I sympathise with your situation

I have 40,000 cases like this

backed up behind yours.

Final judgment granted.

I'm ordering you to vacate the premises.

That's my family home, Your Honour.

I was born and raised in that home.

He was born and raised there too.

He's my son, Connor.

Please don't do this.

We've lived there our whole lives.

My mum runs her business

out of that home.

That's our second source

of income right now.

- Is this your son?

- That's my son.

He should be in school and not here.

He's gonna lose his school,

with all due respect.

Sun United Bank versus R. Rogers.

- Give me a bit more time, please.

- Please remove Mr Nash.

Your Honour, I just need a bit more time.

I need a bit more time.

Excuse me for a second.

I need you to follow me now.

You have 30 days

to file an appeal.

- Bailiff, please remove Mr Nash.

- I need you to follow me now, sir.

Right now.

Where are we going to stay

if we lose our home?

- We're not gonna lose the home, bud.

- How do you know?

The cops are coming back.

I just wanna know

how you're gonna pay for it.

Connor.

Connor, I'm gonna figure it out, OK?

That judge gave us 30 days.

Ain't no one taking the home from us.

I'm gonna win this.

I'm gonna figure it out, simple as that.

We're good.

One hour.

Hey, Bo.

I got that new blade for your skill saw.

I'll bring it over tonight.

- OK.

- You be careful, Connor.

- Got a new scooter?

- Yeah.

- Hey, Mum.

- So, tell me everything.

- Did they give you a lawyer?

- Mum, it's the same story.

Same story with the bank guys.

It's the same story everywhere we go.

We have to find a lawyer.

I'm just trying to understand

what this 30-day thing means.

Does that mean the eviction's

not gonna happen tomorrow?

- The judge told you. It's 30 days.

- 30 days to file for an appeal.

It's a judge, it's not a bartender.

We're in good shape.

My name is Dennis Nash

and I'm looking for representation.

I understand that you guys

sometimes do not need a retainer.

When you went through

what you went through,

you found someone pro bono.

I'm wondering if he's gonna help...

Lost is to found

as outside is to indoors, inside...

And what's another example?

Here you go.

- Have some salad.

- Black and white.

Black and white.

What's another one?

Give me one more.

Please give us a call back.

I don't know

what to say to him sometimes.

I was so young when I had you.

I feel like you've had to raise me.

You know just what to say.

Borrow against Blair Street

to cover Via Alizar.

'Good.'

- I'll flip that this quarter.

- 'And London at Code Enforcement?'

I got a short sale for that cocksucker.

I'll email you the details.

- 'OK.'

- All right.

Afternoon, boss.

Love the new ride.

- Range Rover HSE.

- Is this the Nash eviction?

Yeah. Anyone home?

I'm not sure, but his vehicle is home,

so I'm assuming he is.

All right, let's get to it.

- Morning, y'all.

- How's it going?

He's at the window.

Sheriff's department.

Come to the door.

- What?

- Sheriffs are here.

Why are they here?

- You need to come to the door.

- He saw you.

They saw you through the window.

Just answer it. We just got to explain it.

Oh, come on.

Don't f***ing do this.

- Good afternoon.

- Afternoon.

I'm Deputy Anderson

with the Sheriff's department.

We're here to serve you

a court-ordered eviction.

- OK, well...

- So, ma'am,

do you have any weapons on your body

or anywhere in the house?

- No, no, no, no. Not us.

- Mr Carver?

Good morning.

My name's Rick Carver.

- I'm a licensed real estate broker.

- Mr Carver.

Hi. Lynn.

And, er, I'm very sorry to tell you

that this home has been foreclosed on

and officially transferred to the bank.

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