9 Full Moons

Yeah?

You like to

get one of them, right?

Wait 'till we get

to the mansion boy.

'Heff' makes Dionysus look

like a f***ing altar boy.

Primo p*ssy.

They got tits, vagina.

Not like where

you guys are from.

Their teeth are white.

Hello?

Ah yeah, I've been

waiting here for hours.

Alright I'll be on call.

Where are

you from in Scotland?

I'm not from Scotland.

No?

Oh sh*t, I know

you're from Scotland,

but you're not from Scotland.

Where are you from?

That doesn't matter.

You want to go to a party?

Where at?

Downtown,

you wanna share that?

I don't bite, unless I have to,

but you can find that

out later if you like.

I gotta get going.

That's a shame.

You'll see me later.

Alright.

You gonna be okay?

Absolutely top tips.

Alright you

take care of yourself.

You take

yourself some.. care.

Do you remember

that one party

at Ashley's, I sketched

you, you remember that?

It's stupid but it kind

of really inspired me.

I'm going to have

a show I think.

First show, but nobody's

seen the kind of

centerpiece one,

cause I thought maybe

you should see it first.

Frankie?

No, no!

No, I don't want to!

No!

Enough!

No, stop!

Yeah the wallet with the

driver's license and everything.

Yeah DMV tomorrow morning.

So, can you get

somebody else to cover?

Alright, to me, to me.

To you. Cheers.

Where is yours,

what are you doing?

To random hospitality!

You can come in.

I just have to grab your wallet.

Just wait, wait a second.

You wanna

smoke some weed?

How'd your night end

up the other night?

Fine.

What about you?

I got raped.

You just made a funny face.

F*** you, what

are you talking about?

Is that a joke? That's a

No, it's just, no I just..

Actually

it's very true.

What do you mean, you...

No, after I

saw you, I got raped.

It's really, I'm really fine.

I was just a little

sore afterwards,

but I'm usually a little sore

after a big night you know,

so not any different

than many nights...

Well who was it?

I know him,

it's really weird.

I guess it's not weird,

I guess it happens

that way a lot, but

really I didn't realize

I was getting raped

until like later when

I thought about it,

I was kind of

disappointed I just

kind of gave up halfway through.

Have you ever raped anyone?

Want some of that?

Here you are, breakfast in bed.

I didn't have any

milk, I only have

one serving of cereal,

so I split it in two,

and I didn't have

coffee so you got water,

so I poured it with heart so..

Thank you.

Mmm.

Mmm!

That's good.

I'm Frankie.

Frankie.

Frankie

as in Franchesca.

My mom apparently was going

for a queenliness theme.

I'm Lev.

After Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy.

You know the War and Peace guy.

I know who Tolstoy is.

Yeah?

Yeah.

My father, an avid reader

he was one of his heroes.

I guess our

parents made their mark, eh?

I guess so.

Hey.

Lev, sir.

How are you?

Thanks for grabbing me.

Do you have

your papers in tact?

I got the hook up

with the DMV guy.

Everything

is all taken care of.

Cool.

What is this

sh*t we're listening to?

This is fun, no don't

touch that, turn it up.

No, no, no, that's just..

This is stuff I've

been playing with,

and still a work in progress.

Goddamn it, stop with

that mantra already, bro.

F*** man, you got mad skills,

and I'm sick of

talking about it.

I'm going to meet Charlie

Nash's manager in New York.

F***in'

a, Charlie King Nash, man.

He's got a new album, I'm trying

to get him to produce

it here in L.A.

I love Charlie

Nash, the guy is genuine.

His last album

was a piece of sh*t,

he needs a fresh

approach, so you know

I'm thinking electronic

fusion, maybe?

Why don't you drop

off a master of this

and some of your other

beats and let me see

if I can get you on

the album with Charlie.

Don't be insane, man.

Bro, I wanna

help you, alright?

And I think your sh*t and

f***ing Charlie's sh*t

put together would probably

be the f***ing sh*t.

Whoa, you really

made the effort, huh?

Oh that's my friend

does A&R for a record label.

Thank you.

I drive this

client on the...

when they're in town.

You're not a dream.

You're real.

You're real.

My head hurts so bad.

How bad was I last night?

You were...

epic.

Epic, oh jeez.

Did we have sex?

What?

I don't remember.

I'm sorry.

Come on.

It must not

have been very good.

I'm just kidding.

No, no, you heal me.

Don't roll away from me.

What's that from?

Battle wounds?

My upbringing wasn't

all hugs and kisses.

Ok we don't

have to talk about it,

I'm going to detour from

that subject, alright?

What do you want to do today?

We can do anything you want.

Let's get up and...

let's change the world.

First, I need aspirin, then

we can change the world.

I can be like a traveling store

and I can sell

things on the road,

so if I wanna go to

Oklahoma tomorrow,

I can go to Oklahoma tomorrow

and sell all these things that I

collect from around the world.

The more money I make the more

expensive things I could buy

and the more money I can make.

You wanna be a gypsy?

I wanna be a gypsy.

I am kind of a gypsy.

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to

get to know you better.

You don't

know me at all,

we just f***ed a couple of times

and you just cleaned my kitchen?

Yeah.

Yeah what, I

didn't ask you to do that.

Come on...

It was inhuman in there.

I don't need you

to come into my house and

judge me, I actually don't

need you to come here at all.

I'm not

judging you Frankie.

Look, I don't normally do

things like this, alright?

But you gotta admit

it's pretty curious that

the rest of the whole

house is a f***ing mess

and this room is like a shrine.

So now I'm

crazy and I'm a mess?

You got a

perfectly good bed here,

you sleep in the living room.

This is non of

your business, by the way.

Just get out!

Get out of my f***ing house!

Oh, alright.

You got some damage.

Hi!

That's

a cool bike, huh?

It doesn't work.

Well I

can fix it for you.

Does your mom have 15 bucks?

Come

on, let's go Shane.

I've been talking

to his manager about you,

I even played her

some of your stuff.

You played the old stuff?

Or did you play the new...

I wanted you to play...

I know, I

know, but the manager

she loved it alright she

gets where I'm coming from.

She says Charlie is

ready for a change.

I mean the next step is we

need to get you two together.

Alright.

Frankie!

In Vino Veritas.

Come to

make my day, huh?

A woman works up a mean

thirst yard-selling don't you?

Easy there Sparkie,

have a heart.

Nah... no.

Oh don't freeze me out.

I'm not

freezing you out,

I'm just not in the mood.

I'm wearing my

lucky astrology mood-tickler

to diddle your skittle darling.

Oh, those

lines don't work on me.

You're about as much fun as

watching paint dry aren't you?

It's like old times, huh?

Hi!

I missed you.

We have a guest.

Do you want a glass

of wine or something?

This is Lev.

Spencer.

Come sit down.

Cat got your tongue?

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