9 to 5: Days in Porn

Year:
2008
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Well, l would say, l get hired

to do a lot of things

because l can andbecause girls like it.

A lot of male talent have to be

Iover-boys with girls.

They have to kiss

them and love them.

Girls don't like that!

What they like is a guy who can

really bring the sex act to them.

l want that 'krckyou', you know?

When you're finished here you can go home

and make love to your husband, l hope.

But what we're here today

for is to f*** and...

so they like that, you know?

l don't wanna make out with you and

sh*t. It's f***ing disgusting!

105.3FM and ' looks like another

sunny day in the southland.

LA temperatures in the mid 70s at the

beaches. That's loohing good.

We are gonna be little stichy in the

mid 80s in the valley. Iow 80s downtown.

There is heavy traflic on

the 405 south at the 101.

Also an accident is still

blocking the 2 leR lanes

on the M5 atthe Van Nuys exit...

l ty to help provide an atmosphere

as the women of the house.

Dy cleaner. Pick up stuff and

drop off the other stuff.

That's a girl, guess what?!

And then we both need to go to AIM.

l got in; l wanted the money,

then l kind of was like,

'Alright. This is what l'm gonna do and

then l really liked the attention. '

l took that and l ran with it.

l was like, 'Alright this is hot. '

But it took a good year...

for me to really understand it too.

l'm in this business for 16 years

now and nothing ever,

ever goes smoothly for me.

lt just doesn't happen.

Bad things happen all the time.

The one reason why l kind of can do this

job:
because l know l don't have to.

When l started working young,

l saved my money.

My father was a garbage man

in the suburbs of Chicago.

The furthest thing

from my mind was,

that l could be an

artist of any kind at all.

l didn't even know Hollywood

was in Los Angeles.

Look! There is a car on it's roof.

You know, where is a girl

who hasn't gone to college

or even maybe

finished high school...

make more money than a doctor?

Porn!

And the winner is:

Audrey Hollander!

l first want to thank Otto Bauer.

l love you!

l feel fabulous.

Thank you guys so much!

This is easily the

next Jenna Jameson.

And that's not just

a proud papa talking.

That's on the strength

of Audrey's skills.

l mean, she's beautiful!

You know, really a glamour model

if she wanted to...

she's had offers.

Hey man!

How are you doing?

l was just calling to make sure

l am at your place on Thursday!

Yes sir!

Correct!

Alright man, l'll see you on Thursday.

Bye-bye.

When Audrey and l met in 2000

she found out that l'd been

in some pornos and

was intrigued and thought:

'What is good for the goose

is good for the gender'.

She wanted to maybe involve

herself in some porno as well...

and in order to even the scales.

So, l put things in motion

with some contacts that l had...

and Audrey and l became

a porno couple.

That's correct!

As her husband l'm concerned

about her happiness

and her level of integrity

in this industy,

just as l am as her manager

or as her director

as her producer in the

movies that l make...

lt's in my best interest

that she has a great reputation

and that she puts out

only the finest work.

l love it. l feel like a spoiled girl,

because l get my own make-up artist...

You are spoiled!

Jenner on bord. And myself, of course.

l'm pretty reliable. l'll be there.

Audrey we've got.

OK - the criteria is fairly simple:

lf they do anal, then they are

definitely in the running

because my movies

feature anal sex.

Beyond that, gee... l like them

to be healthy and attractive, but...

l've got the best make-up crew

in the business, l tell you that!

Hi, this is Otto calling with

call-times for your girls tomorrow.

We are shooting for

Otto Bauer's Supercore.

The dictionay definition

of pornography is:

'Any material that is designed to stimulate

an erotic response in the audience. '

You know, there is no

technical definition of pornography.

Total beauty, total glamour,

total nastiness, total decadence.

Porn is about making filthy,

disgusting sex.

My definition of porn would be:

The overindulgence of human sexuality.

Exciting, filthy and fun - Porn!

l got into porn because l really liked

jerking off to porno pictures,

naked women whatever... it happened.

l'm 11 years old, l'd see a picture of a

girl naked, and my dick gets really hard!

Boy, that feels really good,

how can l do more of this?

EviIAngel is a name

l started in 19$2 when

l first started my

little porno newspaper...

and then it was my production-company

name from '$3 until '$$,

when l was producing the movies and

then selling them to other companies.

ln Januay 19$9 l started as a

manufacturer. l saved my money and...

So l became EviIAngel.

the company as we know it today.

We sell to approximately

40 different countries

and then even those

countries sometimes...

have a deal with us, that they can

themselves sell them to another county.

Our biggest customer

of course is Canada,

but we do a lot of business

in Italy, Spain and Germany.

Sex sells!

Last year almost 13.OOO

new releases came out.

That's an unbelievable

amount of movies.

We now have over 600 DVDs.

Here in Porn Valley,

much less around the world,

it's staggering how much

product is on the market.

We do anywhere

from 10 to 14 a month.

So 13.OOO new products that

a store could possibly stock,

is an insane amount of movies!

A strong movie in the first month

is going to sell between 5

and $ to 10.OOO copies

in one month.

Even though it's a

12,l billion Dollar industy,

there is too much product

in the market place.

Porn is made and produced all over

the world, but here in Porn Valley,

this is where the

bulk of this happens.

l'd say probably close to a 100,

the most of them

aren't all big companies,

but 20 big companies,

maybe another 30,

40 medium size...

and then like some, there's

probably a hundred small ones.

But a lot of them

you never hear from.

This is definitely the hub.

Most of the companies are set up here,

the distribution is here, the duplication

sites are here, the studios are here

So this is, the Hollywood from porno,

the San Fernando Valley.

l really honestly believe,

the reason that eveybody

settled in the Valley is

because the rents were cheaper.

we are able to have a

Ievel of trust between us,

Yeah, it's Mark Spiegler, right, well,

you point out to him that...

the $2100 is no f***ing fee

for a Julian or a Ramone

or anybody that's

any decent talent.

Listen her rate for

girl-girl is 100.

So if it's girl-girl

and a BJ, it's a 1000.

Say 2200 and then you

can settle for less.

l tell the girls you have

3 jobs in this business.

First there is the

and f***ing part...

Then there is the 2 hard ones:

Don't make me look bad,

don't give me things to wory about.

So, do yourjob, go home, don't

give anybody a hard time, you know?

l tell them if they

have a problem say:

'Hey l didn't know about this.

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