A 2nd Hand Lover

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Wow! Amazing!

What a beautiful place.

I'm meeting my lover at such

a place for the first time.

I'm overjoyed.

Why hasn't he come yet?

Damn it! Come fast.

I want to see you.

He's coming..

Come fast. I'm waiting.

Kiss me before I see you.

Fast.

No!

What happened to you?

Anjali, what is this!

Do you think that this

is a scary house?

You watch horror films all night

and scream here.

No, sir. Actually..

- What!

My boyfriend kissed

me in my dream..

Stop it. Aren't you

ashamed to say such things?

Girls these days

lack common sense.

What nonsense! Sit down.

Never repeat it in my class.

Sit down.

That's enough. You're washing

it from the last 30 minutes.

What did you eat?

Gross, the stench isn't going

no matter how much I wash it.

Stench? What stench?

Can't you tell me properly?

I said someone kissed

me in my dreams, right?

You did. So?

He was so ugly.

He seemed like a drain monster.

His teeth were like rotten fish.

They were just disgusting.

He kissed you in your dreams

but you're acting like

he actually kissed you.

So you finally got a boyfriend.

He and my boyfriend?

How should your boyfriend be?

Should he be like him?

- Be like whom?

Him? Anjali's lover

should be handsome.

He should be tall and husky.

He should be handsome

with beautiful eyes.

I must be swept off my feet

the moment I see him.

I should feel I'm lucky

the moment I see him.

He shouldn't set eyes

on any other girl.

Hey, all that's okay.

But it's hard to find a guy

who'll meet your last condition.

Why not?

There will surely be a guy

who will meet my expectations

in this vast world.

And I will most certainly find him.

Who knows where he is..

'Dejected lover commits suicide.'

'This morning, a youth committed

suicide on the tracks.'

'The police are trying

to identify the body.'

'The sight of the body'

'is unbearable.'

Hello, Keshav.

- Tell me, sir.

Is Ajay there?

- No, sir.

It's been two days

since I met him.

Hey, Chandru,

did you see Ajay?

Why, sir?

Where is he?

- Is it urgent?

I didn't see him since morning.

And his phone was switched off.

I'm paralysed in fear.

Didn't Ajay inform you about it?

- About what?

"Hey, let's go."

"One, two.."

"One, two, three, four."

"No petrol in the bike."

"No balance in the phone."

"No money in the wallet."

"This is common."

"But why.."

"Why do girls ditch us?"

"There's no solution

for this problem."

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy."

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy."

"No petrol in the bike."

"No balance in the phone.'

"No money in the wallet."

"This is common."

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy."

"Yes."

"Yes.."

"Empty.."

"Empty.."

"To throw a party for friends"

"ask them for loans."

"The heart is empty.."

"The heart is empty.."

"Drink like a fish in the bar."

"Dash out when the

bill is given."

"This is how we live."

"Who is going to question us?"

"Somebody tell me now"

"how do I look,

hottie naughty baby?"

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy."

"No petrol in the bike."

"No balance in the phone.'

"No money in the wallet."

"This is common."

"That's right."

"I chat all night"

"and sleep in the classroom."

"The heart is empty.."

"The heart is empty.."

"Our job is to try."

"If girls reject us,

it's their misfortune."

"We'll be 18 even

if we grow old."

"We'll perform somersaults."

"Somebody tell me now"

"how do I look,

hottie naughty baby?"

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy."

"No petrol in the bike."

"No balance in the phone.'

"No money in the wallet."

"This is common."

"But why.."

"Why do girls ditch us?"

"There's no solution

for this problem."

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy.."

"Hello, the heart is empty."

"But we still enjoy.."

You're dancing even

after the song ended.

That's what makes me special.

Can you do it?

You can't, can you?

Hey, Ajay..

You've switched off your phone

without even informing me.

Do you know how scared I was?

But I wasn't?

What's made you scared?

I switched the cell off because

I didn't want to be disturbed.

Have you packed the luggage? - Yes.

Where are you off to?

- To Bengaluru. - Why?

Dad, the rock band championship

will be held in Bengaluru.

How can you go so soon!

There's only 45 days left.

We must practice in Bengaluru

and complete the formalities.

We need to check out

where the finals will be held.

And we need to present our

demo reel to them. - Yes..

To hell with it.

I'm not going to send you alone

anywhere, no matter what.

Come on, sir.

He's not going alone.

We're all accompanying him.

- I'm going too.

Where will you stay?

What will you eat?

Dad, we'll book a hotel.

It's no big deal.

No, dear.. If you eat in

the hotel all the time

what will become of your health?

Dad, don't worry about a thing.

We've arranged everything.

Do you have to go, dear?

- Yes, Dad.

You must all stay in my friend

Rajesh's house.

Do we have a deal?

- Great. Superb. - Okay.

Anju..

Damn him, does he have

no better business?

He's come again.

He's behind me all the time.

I feel like killing him.

What can I do?

I'm scared of him.

Come fast..

- Anju.

I take great troubles

every day to meet you.

But you don't

reciprocate my feelings.

Is this appropriate?

Anju, why do you stress out?

I'm there. Take it easy.

I'll handle him.

What's your problem?

As you know, I've been

stalking her for days.

But she's never talked to me.

My heart stings.

If she doesn't look at you,

what does it mean?

It means she doesn't like you,

right?

Actually, she likes me.

But she's shy to accept it.

Has she ever said

that she likes you? - No.

Why is that?

- I don't know.

Then you should try

to learn it, isn't it?

How do I do it?

- Anjali is different.

How do I make her love me?

If you do nothing,

she'll fall in love with you.

How is that?

- It's just like that.

These girls are curious

about decent and aloof guys.

If you follow her like a dog

she won't like it.

To top that, she's not in a good

mood. - Is that so? - Yes.

Then tell me when she

has feelings for me.

I'll meet her then. - Okay.

I'll leave, Anju darling.

He's gone.

- God! Good riddance.

Are you happy now?

But why were you chatting with

him instead of scolding him?

If you reject him outright,

he might attack you with acid.

Or stab you to death.

Always evade when possible.

We must use tactics to get

out of slippery situations.

So does that mean he

won't bother me again?

For the time being, yes.

But I can't say anything

about the future.

We'll handle it then.

I'll leave. Bye. - Okay, bye.

Good riddance.

Oh, sh*t!

'Damn it. He saw me.'

Hey, hello.

I'm talking to you.

'Damn it!'

'I don't know what

he'll tell me.'

Hey, you've damaged the car and

are trying to give me the slip.

You're going even though

I'm calling out to you.

What's the big idea?

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Are you deaf?

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