A Boy and His Dog Page #5
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- 1975
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of an honor
Now she's a scumbag!
Watch your foul mouth, boy.
When anybody on the committee speaks
You just keep still and listen.
Hey, how would like to have
a rifle rammed up your butt.
Michael!
All right, all right
You show respect, boy.
As I was saying
to be the recipient of an honor
that occurs but once
in several decades.
Now Mez...
let me have the original
elders proclamation, will you.
The fruit of your loins will enable the
productive citizenry of
Topeka to overcome metabolic
changes resulting from
months of subterranean living.
allow it to keeps its leadership
in the drive through to make this
in God's own image.
See, we've been underground too long.
Our woman can't get pregnant.
Every once and awhile
we need new blood.
We, need a new man.
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We are neverso happy, nor unhappy..
..a man...
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...as we imagined...announcer:
Another helpful hintfor living, from the committee's..
..special kind of man...
Hahaha, you mean you want
me to knock you broads?
You talked me into it. Line them up.
You first, honey.
Take your hands off me.
Together with beseech thee..
..in the way of
righteousness and peace that
loving
and serving thee with one heart
and mind all the days of their life
they may be abundantly
enriched the tokens of
thy everlasting favor
Amen.
By authority vested
in me by the Committee
I hereby pronounce
you husband and wife.
According to the
ordinances and the laws
of the state of Topeka.
What got has put together,
let no man put asunder.
Amen.
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a man should never beashamed to admit he
has been in the wrong
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Which is butsaying he is wiser today...
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then he was yesterdayannouncer:
another helpful hint forliving, from the committee's almanac.
Mez, you would have something
to help a well used throat
Be sure to get both
parents to sign right here.
Now, let's see brother Hathaway.
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Michael, amber referenceannouncer:
air intakevalve, number 12.
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shaft 17B.announcer:
Indicates heat buildup.announcer:
repeat amber reference.Chapter One, verse twenty-two, mayor.
God blessed them and said
be fruitful and multiply.
God Bless, that's a B.
You almost asked yourself
out of this honor, young lady.
Sir?
The committee.
Oh, well, I'm sure the
committee knows best.
Where are your parents?
Aah, Miss Mez said
it would be all right.
Uhh, they must have come down with
something because they
sure don't feel well.
Shall we keep the
schedule? Dearly beloved
Uhh, Brother Har...
Dearly beloved we are
gathered here today...
They made me do it.
You don't understand,
they made me do it.
Don't you give me that
I'm sorry bullshit.
You're as crazy as
these other damn nuts.
Keep your voice down.
Maybe stupid, but
they're not dumb like you.
Oh no? They bring me down
here to make babies and then
hook me up to this
machine, that's real smart.
It's population control, Vic,
in case you haven't heard of it.
35 girls are impregnated and then
you are killed, do you understand?
There are idiots like you
running around the place.
So you wiggled your little butt...
And teased me down
here to get beaten up.
They said kill me if
I didn't. Listen...
...and there is another thing
I want you to make sure of
on this most solemn and joyous...
I'm going to run Topeka.
You and me.
and maybe some others.
We'll be the committee.
Do anything we want, any time we want.
Let them bow and scrape for a change.
Just by springing me?
Yeah, and getting rid of the committee.
Where's my heat?
Huh?
My guns, where's my guns?
In the committee office.
How you got it figured?
Okay
Right out this door to
the right is Michael.
There's a crowd there.
We run through the crowd..
They'll come unglued, and
right to the right again
Big doors. Through the
doors we have help outside.
Don't panic.
God damn it.
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anotherhelpful hint for living
from the committees almanac.
Your guns are to the right.
What happened?
They'll probably be coming up.
They folded like I said they would.
Hey listen, Michael's got to be first.
And Jeb, then Wilson,
or we're all in trouble.
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And then the faint thunderbecame an uproar the winds
changed to a great vibration of..
Then Lew, then Mez.
Then Doc. Kill Lew first,
'cuz he's the important one.
Where you going? The
church is this way.
Hey, we got to get them
when they are together.
Where you going?
I'm getting the hell out of here
I want to see Blood again.
I want to get into a
good straightforward
fight with some sonofabitch
over a can of beans.
I gotta get back in
the dirt so I feel clean
Wait a minute.
How can you just put
us out in the open.
You got to help us.
Good luck baby.
Vic please. You dirty, filthy,
stinking, rotten, animal.
You stupid animal. You
think I let you slobber
all over me and paw me
so's you can walk out now?
I didn't bring you down
here so they could use you.
I brought you down
here so I could use you.
You better kill them, then
I don't care what you do.
Please, no, don't leave
darling, please help me
I love you, I love you
My lips said that 'cuz you believe me.
Please, Vic.
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cooking skillets ofpreferably of the non-stick variety..
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fry the baconuntil brown, but not too crisp
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then set it aside to drainannouncer:
pour off all buttwo tablespoons of the fat..
I don't understand
you, all you can think
about is going back up
there, and about your dog.
That's like all the time we spent
together didn't mean anything to you.
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but they don't brown nowI don't see what's wrong with
staying down here and
running the committee.
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add the corn beef andreserve the liquid for the potatoes
There they are. Killing them can
bring everything down here in powers
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Two tablespoonsof chopped parsley
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and add the greens.Mix together gently but thoroughly
Oh, to kick them out. We
can do whatever we please.
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and add salt andfreshly ground pepper to taste..
Kill them, Vic, now.
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Red reference.announcer:
repeat red, red reference.Moron
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The committee.Do it!
The Committee, sitting
an extraordinary session
11:
37 am.July 4, year of our lord, 103
All present.
Bestow upon the Committee
thy servants of the seal
thine approval and thy
fatherly benediction.
granting on to them grace to fulfill
with pure and steadfast affection
the ordinances and the laws.
The state of Topeka, Amen.
You have ignored several warnings by us
informed of the rules that are vital
to continue the growth
of our beloved Topeka
What's been ordained by the
people could not be tolerated
Quilla June.
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Quilla June Holmes2006, 1 hundred and 44
Lack of respect, wrong attitude,
failure to obey authority
How say you one and all?
Aye. Aye. Aye.
The Farm, immediately.
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