A Cinderella Story: If the Shoe Fits Page #2

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"Some days, I've worked so hard,

"my body aches like that of an old woman.

"My face is covered in cinders.

"My feet..."

Hey, Picasso,

can you color inside the lines'?

Could you hold still?

Me next!

All right, Sparkles, I need your opinion

on a very Important subject.

What do you think?

Candy Yum-Yum or Lady Danger?

You rascal, you!

All right, Lady Danger It ls.

Tessa, save Sparkles!

Sparkles is drowning!

He's drowning! He's drowning!

Don't use too much product, Tessa.

Fluffy but not pretentious.

Hi. Can I...

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

Hey, Tessa, come on over.

Hey.

- Eddie.

- Let me get this for you.

Hey, guys... Thank you very much.

Hi.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Shh.

My God, they're amazing!

Hey.

Biggest secret here, the best talent

makes beds and hauls trash.

Wow.

Come on, Tessa. Let's go dance. Come on.

- What?

- Go. Go!

Okay.

That was sick!

That's crazy, girl. Come on.

Show us some more moves.

- What?

- Come on! Show us your moves!

Now it's your turn, Georgie.

Get back to work. Come on. Move. Move!

Why are you not auditioning

for the musical?

Thanks, Georgie, but my stepmother

would never, ever allow me to audition.

That's it.

- What?

- Audition In disguise.

Okay, I'm sure you're great with makeup

and your brushes and stuff, but I doubt...

Pout for me.

I'm not so sure about this.

Shush, shush, and shush.

Yeah, let's begin.

Bull's eye.

Oh, hey, Georgie, who's your friend?

- You know me. I'm...

- She's a guest, Eddie.

She's a guest. You need anything,

you just... You let us know.

I can sweep. Sweep your room.

We sweep... We sweep rooms. We...

He didn't recognize me,

and I've worn his coveralls before.

Okay, don't know what that means,

but I feel vindicated.

Now you have to audition.

Georgie, look, your makeup brushes

are like magic wands, but I can't do this.

My family will

recognize my voice Immediately.

Then disguise it. Here we are.

It's not like, "I'm Olympia!"

It's like,

"I'm Olympia. I'm here. I'm yours."

Okay, I'm going-

- I'm gonna do this.

- Okay, go.

Okay, I'm gonna go.

- Tess, go.

- Okay.

You're not listening to me.

Wow, Janet, you look great,

and don't worry.

No one will even notice that huge vein

bulging out of your forehead.

Young lady.

Are you a VIP guest?

I didn't see you at the brunch.

Um...

The trolley broke.

The trolley?

Yes, it's a bloody shame.

The trolley broke.

I know you from somewhere.

No, um, I don't think so.

The Niedermeyer Bar Mitzvah?

Did we Hava Nagila?

I don't think I had that pleasure, ma'am.

- Oh, you didn't have that pleasure.

- No.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

The National Dog Show in Philly?

Afraid not. I'm a cat person.

- You even smell familiar.

- It's vanilla!

It's my deodorant.

It's all the rage In London, England.

Very interesting.

- All right.

- Yes.

I've got my eyes on you.

Oh, that won't be necessary. It's okay.

Cheers!

God save the Queen

in London,

where I'm from.

Whatever. All right, Olympia...

Oh, that was close.

She has a big finish.

Okay, thank you, dear.

Next.

A little louder, please?

Next.

Prepare to be amazed.

Faster. Faster.

No, no! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Okay. Go ahead.

Ah...

Right.

What doth ye lads fancy?

What do we doth fancy, Freddy?

You're supposed to come prepared, sweetie.

Right.

Just one second.

Could you please play

Stuck on the Outside for me?

Thank you.

Well, it's pretty average.

What's your name?

Uh...

- Cinderella.

- Cinderella?

- Mmm-hmm.

- Oh.

- Ironic. Hmm.

- Just a bit.

I like your top.

I've got a pair of boxers like those.

Go London. Patriotic.

Whereabouts are you from?

I can't quite find your accent.

You can't? It's odd.

I'm from... It's a small farming village.

It's just north of London. It's called...

It's called Yorkshirer Puddingshire.

- Yorkshire Puddingshire?

- Yorkshirer.

- Yorkshirer Puddingshire.

- Mmm-hmm.

Yes.

Okay. Oh, is that near...

Uh-huh.

It's right near Hogwartshire.

Hogwartshire, Freddy. I knew it.

Yeah. Okay.

Well, Yorkshire Puddingshire,

let's see If you can move.

- You want me to dance?

- Yeah, I'd love you to dance.

- Are you ready?

- For what?

Whoa!

- Can you salsa?

- Oh, not at all.

- Catch me.

- Catch you?

Who the hell is she?

- It's hard to say.

- Why does she get to dance?

"Hard to say." She's an impostor.

She wasn't even at the kick-off brunch.

She's here now.

- I'm so sorry. I have to go.

- What?

No, wait. You're amazing. Wait.

Arrest that girl! She's impersonating

a VIP! Arrest that girl!

Grab her! Don't let her get away!

Don't let her get away!

Stop it! Stop it!

Stop that!

Well, I guess

the fairy tale gods have spoken.

The way you two danced together!

- It was like a fairy tale.

- I bet he's gonna pick you.

It doesn't matter. You saw Divine.

She'd get me disqualified In a heartbeat.

We'll come up with a fake name,

and It'll all work out.

Georgie, I'm really sorry.

I really appreciate

everything you've done for me...

But I think it's time for me

to get back to my real life.

But thank you.

Sit up straight. Sit up straight.

All right, I'd just like to start off

by saying

thank you very much to everyone here

for auditioning today.

We'll be posting a cast list soon

of the secondary roles,

but I've found my Cinderella.

Now I just need to actually find her.

The mystery Cinderella, she lost

her dance shoe today at the audition.

It's a very special shoe.

Uh, if you're the owner

of that matching shoe,

then please come forward

by midnight tomorrow.

And the role is yours.

Thank you.

Go! Go! Go! Out of my way! Out of my way!

Excuse me. Follow me.

Try to keep up. Try to keep up.

Coming through!

Coming through!

- This one?

- No.

- This one?

- No.

- This one?

- No.

- This one?

- No.

- This one?

- No.

- This one?

- I'm not sure.

Think, Olympia. Round up every last

little brain cell that's In there.

Good morning.

- This one?

- No.

- This one?

- No.

- This one?

- No.

- Th is one?

- Walt.

Yes, that's the shoe flower.

That's the one.

Oh, Tessa, you need to paint that flower

on this shoe.

Um...

There's no point

because If he has the matching...

Nobody else knows

about the hand-painted flower.

He has to pick somebody by midnight.

- Go! Go! Go!

- Okay.

- Go! Go! Go!

- Okay.

Guess what? Get Loose

just made the Billboard Hot 100!

Wow, that was fast.

See? I told you that to work with Harper

would be gold for your career.

It's Reed!

If anybody is interested,

the supporting cast list

has just been posted backstage.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, I tried, but I just really

don't think this is gonna work. It's...

What happened? Did someone die?

Worse. Bianca got cast as fairy godmother.

Janet is the evil stepmother,

and all we get to play ls

- the ugly stepsisters.

- Ugly stepsisters.

How could they possibly think

that we should play

those mean, horrible, self-absorbed girls!

Gosh, it boggles the imagination,

doesn't It?

Finally.

What, did you paint it with your toes?

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