A Few Good Men Page #3
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- Year:
- 1992
- 138 min
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KAFFEE:
Nothing to be sorry about, Sherby.
Just look the ball into your glove.
He smacks one out to the same place. It bounces off the heel
of SHERBY's glove and into center field.
SECOND BASE (SHERBY)
Sorry!
KAFFEE:
You gotta trust me, Sherby. You keep
your eyes open, your chances of
catching the ball increase by a factor
of ten.
SPRADLING, a young naval officer, sweaty and out of breath,
walks up behind the backstop.
SPRADLING:
Kaffee!
KAFFEE:
Let's try it again.
SPRADLING:
Kaffee!!
KAFFEE:
(turning)
Dave. You seem upset and distraught.
SPRADLING:
We were supposed to meet in your
office 15 minutes ago to talk about
the McDermott case. You're stalling
on this thing. Now we got this done
and I mean now, or no kidding, Kaffee,
I'll hang your boy from a f***in'
yardarm.
KAFFEE:
A yardarm?
(calling out)
Sherby, does the Navy still hang
people from yardarms?
SHERBY:
(calling back)
I don't think so, Danny.
KAFFEE:
(back to SPRADLING)
Dave, Sherby doesn't think the Navy
hangs people from yardarms anymore.
(back to the field)
Let's go, let's get two!
He goes back to hitting fungoes.
SPRADLING:
I'm gonna charge him with possession
and being under the influence while
on duty. Plead guilty and I'll
recommend 30 days in the brig with
loss of rank and pay.
KAFFEE:
It was oregano, Dave, it was ten
dollars worth of oregano.
SPRADLING:
Yeah, well your client thought it
was marijuana.
KAFFEE:
My client's a moron, that's not
against the law.
Swapp! The THIRD BASEMAN takes one in the face.
KAFFEE:
(continuing)
Ow. That had to hurt.
(calling out)
Way to keep your head in the play,
Lester. Walk it off!
SPRADLING:
I've got people to answer to just
like you, I'm gonna charge him.
KAFFEE:
With what, possession of a condiment?
SPRADLING:
Kaffee --
KAFFEE:
Dave, I've tried to help you out of
this, but if you ask for tall time,
I'm gonna file a motion to dismiss.
SPRADLING:
You won't got it.
KAFFEE:
I will get it. And if the MTD is
denied, I'll file a motion in liminee
seeking to obtain evidentiary ruling
in advance, and after that I'm gonna
file against pre-trial confinement,
and you're gonna spend an entire
summer going blind on paperwork
because a Signalman Second Class
bought and smoked a dime bag of
oregano.
SPRADLING:
B Misdemeanor, 20 days in the brig.
KAFFEE:
C Misdemeanor, 15 days restricted
duty.
SPRADLING:
I don't know why I'm agreeing to
this.
KAFFEE:
'Cause you have wisdom beyond your
years. Dave, can you play third base?
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
About 16 NAVY AND MARINE LAWYERS (several of whom are women)
are taking their seats around a large conference table.
A PARALEGAL is handing out folders and some photocopied papers
to the LAWYERS.
We might notice that one of the lawyers is Lieutenant Junior
Grade SAM WEINBERG. Sam's serious and studious looking. If
he weren't in uniform, you wouldn't guess that he was a naval
officer.
WHITAKER:
'Morning.
LAWYERS:
(school class)
'Morning Captain Whitaker.
WHITAKER:
Sam, how's the baby?
SAM:
I think she's ready to say her first
word any day now.
WHITAKER:
How can you tell?
SAM:
She just looks like she has something
to say.
KAFFEE walks in.
KAFFEE:
Excuse me, sorry I'm late.
WHITAKER:
I'm sure you don't have a good excuse,
so I won't force you to come up with
a bad one.
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