A Foreign Affair

Synopsis: A congressional committee visits occupied Berlin to investigate G.I. morals. Congresswoman Phoebe Frost, appalled at widespread evidence of human frailty, hears rumors that cafe singer Erika, former mistress of a wanted war criminal, is "protected" by an American officer, and enlists Captain John Pringle to help her find him...not knowing that Pringle is Erika's lover.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Billy Wilder
Production: Paramount Pictures
  Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
APPROVED
Year:
1948
116 min
756 Views


Congressmen, we're now

flying over the heart of Berlin.

Berlin.

Over 75,000 tons of explosives

were dropped here.

British Lancasters by night,

American Fortresses by day.

I heard Russian artillery had a little

part in it too, if you don't mind.

Sure they did and I wish

they'd pay us for all those cannons.

Hey, quit juggling. Film like this

is good stuff around election time.

The incumbent overseas.

Pennecot, don't you want to see it?

Look at it.

Like pack rats been gnawing at a hunk

of old mouldy Roquefort cheese.

Miss Frost? Congresswoman Frost?

- Present.

- We're flying over Berlin.

Well, don't you want to see it?

One thing at a time.

You got quite a sight coming.

Looks like chicken innards at frying time.

Considering the taxpayers' money

poured on it,

I don't expect it to look

like a lace Valentine.

Golly.

(Man) Well, that's rough doing.

That sure is rough doing.

(2nd man) They ought to put in grass

and move in a herd of longhorn.

Build up their industries.

Get those smokestacks belching again.

- Not without organised labour.

- We got to feed the people.

You can't keep a country

eating scraps out of garbage pails.

I'm all for sending food,

only let 'em know where it's from.

I object to dollar diplomacy.

- But you don't mind sending food.

- There's a difference.

If you give a hungry man bread,

that's democracy.

If you leave the wrapper

on, it's imperialism.

Gentlemen, these are

very grave problems indeed

but they don't happen to be

the problems of this committee.

Perhaps I should remind you

why we were sent to Berlin,

since our chairman,

Mr Pennecot of New Hampshire,

has been indisposed ever since

we took off from Washington.

We're here to investigate the morale

of American occupation troops,

nothing else.

that pest hole down below

and according to reports, they are being

infected by a kind of moral malaria.

It is our duty to their wives, their

mothers, their sisters, to find the facts.

And if these reports are true,

to fumigate that place with

all the insecticides at our disposal.

If you'll pardon me,

we're approaching Tempelhof Airfield.

(Man) Oh, God, if they haven't got

a reception out for us.

(2nd man) A band and everything.

(3rd man) They'll be

glad to see home folks.

Men, once more it is our honour and

privilege to welcome a visiting committee.

Lately they seem to be coming

as regularly as the electric bill.

This time it's not just VIPs.

This time we're getting VIPIs.

Very Important Persons Indeed.

Some Congressional committee

to investigate our morale.

Seems back home, they've got an idea

this here is one great big picnic,

that all we do is swing in hammocks

with blonde Fruleins,

swap cigarettes for castles on the Rhine

and soak our feet in sparkling Mosel.

Well, let's not kid ourselves.

Some of you do go

overboard once in a while.

Maybe some of you are working too hard

to enlighten the civilian population

and maybe some of you

PX millionaires have found out

you can parlay a pack of cigarettes

into something more than 20 smokes.

After all, this isn't a Boy Scout camp.

We've got a tough job on our hands

and, by and large,

I think we're handling it darn well.

For my dough, we're on the ball.

Most of us, anyway... most of the time.

What they've got to realise is you can't

pin sergeant's stripes on an archangel.

Now, this committee

is going to be here for five days.

Let's give them as good

an impression as possible.

Not pussyfooting

around with a phoney attitude.

That's not fair to them or us.

I'm counting on you men to behave, period.

Morale. Maybe some day we can send

a little committee of our own

to investigate morale in Washington, DC.

Hey, look what I picked up

at the Brandenburg Gate.

- How much?

- A dozen candy bars.

They've still got some nine and a halfs.

- I got no one to give them to.

- How about Trudy?

I lost her. Russian sergeant came along

with a pound of rancid butter.

- Those German dames are all alike.

- Speak for yourself.

I wouldn't be afraid

of a Russian general with a ton of caviar.

Nice toe.

The best.

We're here, Congressman.

Ready to unload?

Present... arms!

- Hello, Colonel.

- Nice to see you, General.

Mr Giffin from Texas, General Finney,

General McAndrew, Colonel Plummer.

- My pleasure.

- Mr Salvatore, from New York.

- The Bronx.

- Nobody's going to think you're Wall Street.

Mr Yandell, Congressman from Virginia.

Mr Kraus, Congressman from Illinois.

Hold it, everybody.

Want to get some of this brass.

Snappy little outfit you have.

Thank you. I have to

apologise for the band.

- You should indeed.

- We're half strength today.

- We generally have 40 pieces.

- That's terrible.

We sent the others to the British sector

for a parade. It's Empire Day.

What's terrible is I came hoping to find

an army taking its task with seriousness.

Instead I find you have a 40-piece band.

Perhaps you also have

some drum majorettes.

- May I introduce...

- I know.

General Finney, General McAndrew

and Colonel Plummer.

It's in my data. I am Miss Frost,

Congresswoman from Iowa, 9th district.

Delightful of Congress to send us

a lady representative for a change.

Delightful.

May I suggest here and now that

we dispense with all the soft soap.

As committee chairman,

permit me to bring you greetings

from the people

of the United States of America.

This genial reception augurs well

for the success of our mission.

I sincerely hope so. And now let us proceed

to a luncheon we have prepared for you.

A very simple luncheon. Powdered egg

omelette, probably, and a little Spam.

- Can I carry that for you?

- No, thank you.

I undertook to deliver it in person

to a Captain John Pringle,

stationed somewhere in Berlin, G2 Section.

- Could you tell me how to go about it?

- I could try.

Through army channels?

All I have is five days.

Captain Pringle!

Captain Pringle!

Captain Pringle reporting, sir.

Congresswoman Frost,

this is Captain Pringle.

Thank you. This is for you,

Captain Pringle. Happy birthday.

Or happy birthday yesterday.

I thought I could deliver it on time

but we were held up

in Newfoundland for 16 hours - fog.

- You brought this from America?

- Murdoch, Iowa.

Well, how is good old Iowa?

I was entrusted with this by a constituent,

or rather, his daughter.

I hope it's still in one piece. Open it.

Be glad.

Well, what do you know? Little Dusty.

- Untranslated subtitle -

It's a beauty.

I didn't know it was so personal.

Her name is really Pauline Rose

but we call her Dusty. Some joke.

- How long since you've seen her?

- Dusty? Four years.

Don't these boys ever get home?

Can't they be given a short leave?

- Certainly, if it's accrued.

- I don't want any leave.

- You don't?

- Oh, of course I do. Dying to.

We're all homesick

but personal feelings don't matter.

There's unfinished business here.

Now that we've won the war,

we mustn't lose the peace.

I hate to think of anybody

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Charles Brackett

Charles William Brackett (November 26, 1892 – March 9, 1969) was an American novelist, screenwriter, and film producer, best known for his long collaboration with Billy Wilder. more…

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