A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy

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That was good.

- Hey.

- Hmm?

You asleep?

Mmm.

I wanna do it

right now.

Huh-uh.

Tony, no.

Not with my roommate

in the room.

I'll make it quick.

Tony, will you

go to sleep?

- I ain't sleepy.

- Well, I am.

- Tony, no!

- What?

Aw, damn it.

Right here.

Right here.

Right here.

- Right here.

Right there.

Right here.

Right here.

Right there.

Right there.

What the f***

are you doing?

What's wrong

with you?

What the f*** are you doing?

Doing all the pushing?

You're taking

too goddamned long.

Too goddamned long

to do what?

What you think?

I don't know,

you tell me.

I thought you was going

give me some...

Give you some...

You know, some...

Mm-mmm.

Huh-uh.

Huh-uh.

Could i just touch you?

Could i just touch you?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

And thank you.

- You're welcome.

- It was good too.

- Mm-hmm.

- It was really good.

But that was your fault, baby.

I didn't ask you to do that.

But you didn't

put up a fight.

Well, damn, baby,

if you're gonna offer it,

It's not like i'm gonna

refuse it.

And you obviously liked it,

so don't be mad at me

Because i don't feel

obligated.

That's f***ed up.

No, it is not.

What is f***ed up

Is that you want me

to do something that

i don't wanna do.

- I wouldn't do it to you.

- Yo.

So how come

you don't wanna do it?

It's just not me.

Okay.

What's wrong?

Hmm?

Tony.

Baby, you mad?

Are you mad?

You know you can't

be mad at me.

I don't know

why you playing.

You know you can't

be mad at me.

you already know

the answer

started putting

me down

i like the way

you call my name, baby

when i'm making

love to you

i'll be waiting for your

call, girl

tell me what you want

me to do

i'll bet you never had

another

brother like me

a brother

like me

i'm the one

you're dreaming of

a special kind

of brother like me

a special kind

of brother like me

i'll bet you

never had another

brother like me

i'm the one

you're dreaming of

a special kind

of brother like me

a brother

like me, girl...

What the f***

are you doing?

What's the matter now?

You know what?

As you were,

tony.

Why are you acting

like a dick tease?

You know what?

Go on to the bathroom then.

End all your business,

player.

I give you permission.

What are you--

Here.

Go ahead.

I suggest you do that

before it goes limp.

Damn.

That's cold-blooded,

brother.

Let's go to line one

and talk to the people.

Baby, you are

talking for women.

Uh, i don't think

women should do that anyway,

Because it's not clean!

I mean,

it's like a kid...

My brother don't want

to take care of the child.

And my wife...

- You look sexy when you're mad.

- I am not mad.

- You're mad.

- I'm not mad.

You know,

i'm mildly amused.

Stop lying.

You're mad.

I'm not. You know what?

I'm the one who told you.

Why am i mad?

Mad.

Oh, so mad.

- You know what, tony?

- Shh.

I heard them shake

something.

No.

Why don't you

shake something?

Damn.

F***. Mmm.

Sh*t.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Don't stop.

What the f***?

What the--

i

love this

the way you

touch me

i wanted this

just like that

and you're giving

it up to me

i've been needing

you, baby

so badly

that i can't speak...

baby baby baby,

i remember you

by the way you walk,

by the way you move

baby baby baby,

i remember you

your chocolate eyes

can kill my blues...

Sh*t.

Hey.

I gotta go

to the bathroom.

Hold it.

You want me

to pee in the bed?

Ew.

See?

Okay.

- Go to the bathroom.

- All right, wait.

Hello?

Yeah.

No, not yet.

I gotta-- I gotta go back

for a conference call

And then a short

meeting after.

Okay.

Yeah, we can do that.

That's good.

All right. Cool.

I'll see you then.

Yep.Bye.

Hey.

I gotta go.

I'll call you

later, okay?

D'andre.

D'andre.

D'andre.

D!

Yeah.

What's up?

- Come here.

- I'm here.

Come on.

See?

I already--

I know what you--

I don't want you to go.

- I don't want you to leave.

- I gotta go.

- Stay.

- I know, but i can't.

I gotta-- I gotta go.

- Come on.

- Babe.

Starting that stuff

again.

Hey. Hey.

Hey.

Helena.

Helena,

come on.

Wait wait.

Whoa, come on.

No no no.

- Wait, helena. Wait.

- Mm.

Oh, sh*t, baby.

- Girl, stop. Okay?

- Wait, helena.

Oh, sh*t.

Baby, stop.

- Wait.

- Okay.

I called you back

'cause you forgot your phone.

I mean--

Yes, i said stop,

but i didn't mean like stop.

- I just--

- Then that's date rape.

- Come on, you--

- No means no, right?

You know you had

no intentions to finish it.

How are you gonna start

something like that

and not finish?

I don't know

what you're talking about.

Well, look down

at my man and you'll see

what i'm talking about.

Oh, is that why

you look so stank?

- Mr. Hit-and-Run?

- That's not even

the same thing.

You're wrong for that.

That is--

I don't have a lot of time

in the day.

- I told you that.

- You had time to come

get some p*ssy.

Why is your mouth

so foul?

Huh?

Man, that's--

It's not like that

and you know it.

Actions speak louder

than words, d'andre.

Here we go.

Sh*t.

So what you got

planned today?

- You got some

extravagant plans?

- I don't know.

I just figured

we could go out and eat

or something.

You invited yourself over.

Okay. Here we go

right here, i got it.

Me and you

tomorrow, we--

Tomorrow-- Tomorrow,

we can--

We can go out and eat.

Your restaurant,

your spot, you choose.

Tomorrow.

I promise.

Me hungry today.

- And you're already here.

While you're here

you should just hang out.

- Really?

- Really.

It's a special

occasion.

I will cook you

breakfast.

Since when do you cook?

You're here,

i will cook.

How about that?

I'll cook.

- You gonna cook?

- I'll cook.

All right. All right.

I'll stay a little while.

Little while.

Only if you really really

need me to.

You do need

me to, right?

Mm-hmm.

I don't wanna

keep you here.

- But wait wait wait.

- No, you wanna go?

You should go.

- We can go--

- Ciao.

You still sitting there?

Be out.

You gotta go.

What you still

doing here?

I thought you left

a long time ago.

- You're funny.

- You're funnier.

Mmm.

That looks good.

For the food

we're about to receive

For the nourishment

of our body and our mind,

In jesus' name.

Amen.

All right, let's eat.

Mmm.

Mmm.

- D'andre.

- Mm-hm.

- Do me a favor.

- What?

What? What?

All right.

There you go.

What's--

What's the big deal?

Please?

Come on, man.

What difference

does it make?

I'm saying the reality

hasn't changed.

- I take this--

- It makes me happy.

- You know what?

No biggie.

- Uh-huh.

Everything

to your liking?

Yeah, you did your thing.

I'll give you that.

Come on. Tell her

to stop calling.

Damn.

Don't do that.

I can make you

eggs.

Hello?

You want some eggs,

baby?

No.

No. No, i'm here.

Yeah.

No no, man.

We can't do that deal.

This guy's 20g short.

Unless he comes up

with his end, that's

the only way.

Yeah.

No, i tried to explain

this to him.

I mean, he understands.

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