A Horrible Way to Die Page #5

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- Yeah.

- Some bread or a pretzel or something.

423

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- That's probably a good idea.

- Yeah.

424

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You don't want to come back

to bed with me?

425

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Oh, come on.

426

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Of course I do.

427

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I just felt like

I was keeping you up.

428

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- You want to take a walk with me?

- Uh-uh.

429

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- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

430

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- Come on.

- I don't want to go.

431

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- I love you.

- I love you.

432

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I'll see you soon, baby, okay?

433

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Lock this door behind me, okay?

434

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- Hi.

- Hey, good morning.

435

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I didn't know you were still here.

436

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Welcome to the world

of the waking.

437

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- How are you doing?

- Good.

438

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I made coffee.

439

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Oh, thanks.

440

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I would have made breakfast,

but you don't have any food.

441

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Yeah, I haven't been

grocery shopping in a while.

442

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- You hungry?

- A little.

443

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- Want to go get some food?

- Sure.

444

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Want coffee?

445

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Um, yeah, I'll have...

sure, yeah.

446

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I'm just gonna brush my teeth

real quick.

447

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All right.

I used your toothbrush.

448

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I hope that's okay.

449

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Yeah, that's fine.

450

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- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

451

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I didn't really

use your toothbrush.

452

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You can if you want.

453

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No, I was just kidding.

454

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Okay.

455

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I brought my own.

456

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Okay.

457

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- That was also a joke.

- Okay.

458

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I'll be back.

I'll be there in a second.

459

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All right.

460

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Whoa.

461

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Hey man.

462

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- What?

- You need to be careful.

463

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Huh?

464

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See these power lines?

465

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Yeah.

466

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They got transponders in them.

You know what a transponder is?

467

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I do.

468

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Well, they put them in

469

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back when it was built

in the '50s

470

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for the commies.

471

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They never had to

use them though.

472

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But this n*gger president

in the White House...

473

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he wants to keep track

of us out here

474

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- with them... using them...

- Right.

475

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You know, to keep track

of our thoughts.

476

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You know, driving a car

like you're driving...

477

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with that plastic roof...

478

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they can read

right through that.

479

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Now what you need...

480

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a steel roof.

481

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- Yeah?

- They can't read through that.

482

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They can't.

483

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So you need to get yourself

one of these.

484

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I'm gonna go, all right?

485

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Well, I thought

I'd just pass the word.

486

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Thank you.

Good looking out.

487

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- You be good now.

- All right, drive safely.

488

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- Yeah.

- Okay.

489

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Is there a university

in Jacksonville, a college?

490

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University of Northern Florida.

491

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I'm trying to think of

what the sports team is.

492

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I'm sure there's, what,

minor league baseball?

493

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- I don't really keep up with sports.

- Spring training?

494

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Well, there's Jacksonville Jaguars...

football.

495

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I'm sure your mom sees

lots of Jaguars games.

496

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No, she doesn't really

do anything, but...

497

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- Really?

- No.

498

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She's not a season ticket holder?

499

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No, just work, home, television.

500

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How's it going, Kevin?

501

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It's going good, Rusty.

How are you doing, pal?

502

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I'm doing good, man.

503

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- Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you.

504

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- Hi.

- Hey.

505

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- I'm Sarah. I'm sorry.

- Sorry. Sarah... Rusty.

506

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- Hi, Rusty.

- Here you are.

507

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- Reed.

- Reed. Oh, thank you.

508

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- Do you want anything else?

- No, I'm fine.

509

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Would you two like

to order something?

510

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Yeah, baby. I would love

a strong cup of coffee.

511

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Great.

512

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I never see you

outside of work, man.

513

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Busy guy.

514

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Ain't we all?

515

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So is this here why you never

come out drinking with us?

516

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If l had a pretty young lady like this,

I'd never leave my house, man.

517

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- Here you go.

- Oh, thank you, sweetie.

518

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I'm gonna leave you two alone,

all right?

519

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Come on, Reed, let's go.

520

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See you at work, man.

521

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It was nice meeting you.

522

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Nice guys, right?

523

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Yeah.

You work with them?

524

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I do.

525

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They're old drinking buddies.

526

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