a kangaroo in my home

Season #1 Episode #1

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pilot

PART TWO:

chapter 11 (bedroom)

(the tv has shown on showing richard and judy and a woman on the show crying)

woman:
(crying) my world wasnt having this thing called fat day it was the only thing ive havent seen at all

richard:
to make fun of you why do we do this to ourselves all we get depressed is lose weight get healthy and get in shape dont you

(larry cries at the background)

judy:
yes and make sure you dont do it today

(woman cries loudly)

(larry eats and spills skittles from the jar)

richard:
its ok can you say no i cant for me

woman:
(crying) no i cant

richard:
(cries as well) no i cant

(larry still cries his eyes out)

richard:
can we go to the commercial

(larry turns the tv off)

larry:
got to dry these tears

chapter 12 (outside garden)

(the mayor is busy doing some flower arranging)

larry:
why is it so epic that you cant do anthing right

mayor:
dont ask me im suppose to do the flowers for my friend carly

larry:
but shes your wife

mayor:
i know

(larry turns on the radio)

radio:
its sunday sunday its an imperial news team yes and were together at last with the big bundle its sunday sunday

larry:
what a load of tosh

radio:
tarrant in the morning

(larry smothers the radio and breaks it out of his batteries)

larry:
shall we get some chips to go with that

chapter 13 (treehouse)

(rudy is listening to his music something stupid by robbie williams and nicole kidman is playing)

rudy:
why do i have to bounce up and down (yawns)

larry:
(calls) rudy

rudy:
what

larry:
its bathtime

rudy:
oh bother

chapter 14 (bathroom)

(rudy is having a bath but in surprise he submerged himself and all the water is flooded)

rudy:
sounds like its raining outside

chapter 15 (living room)

(larry finishes his pie through his gob)

larry:
thats good pie

kangaroo:
we knew that youd try it wheres rudy

larry:
i had to give him a bubble bath

kangaroo:
ill go check on him

larry:
no dont too late

chapter 16 (bathroom)

(rudy is now splashing himself all over the walls and floor)

(kangaroo enters in surprise)

kangaroo:
right thats it

rudy:
what did i do mom

kangaroo:
go to your room

rudy:
but

kangaroo:
no buts you made a terrible mess i know now clear your head about it

rudy:
thank you madonna (rasps)

chapter 17 (kitchen)

(larry is busy sorting out the ketchup)

larry:
this should do it

(larry breaks the ketchup glass on the floor)

(larry cries again)

sid the sloth:
are you alright

larry:
no

sid the sloth:
whats up

larry:
it was a waste of flipping time

sid the sloth:
dont be cross

larry:
cross its been ruined go away will you

sid the sloth:
but i

larry:
just get out

sid the sloth:
sure thing

larry:
what a day what a flipping day

chapter 18 (bedroom)

(rudy is feeling angry and is still playing something stupid by robbie williams and nicole kidman on jamies bed and sighs)

chapter 19 (kitchen)

(carly is busy stuffing chicken and ther mayor is busy cracking up the pepper)

carly:
ned

mayor:
yes dear

carly:
have you had any potatoes in the oven yet whilst ive been doing the chicken

mayor:
yes why

carly:
ill just make it happen whilst it goes back being here ned

mayor:
well pass me the potatoes then

carly:
ok

(carly passes the mayor the frozen potatoes)

chapter 20 (living room)

(kangaroo sid and larry are busy having a team talk)

larry:
what can we do now

sid:
i dunno after you had any dirty piers

larry:
stop talking rubbish sid

kangaroo:
stop it larry and dont threaten him

larry:
i cant help it

(sid holds a balloon in his hand)

sid:
let me demonstate you with that balloon then

(sid blows the balloon too high)

larry:
sid no

sid:
i wasant going to

(sid blows the balloon so hard it bangs quite so easily)

THE END:

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