A Little Part of Me Page #3

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Oh, Lucas, No!

I, I, I, uh, I'm sorry. It's just that you're so pretty!

I have his hea...I am so, so sorry.

Lucas, don't apologize.

I think I know someone you should meet.

Oh my god.

Come in. Let me put those in some water.

Please come in. Oh my... Thank you.

Lucas, your place is beautiful.

Can I offer you some wine?

You know all by itself, it's just a place.

It's the things that are inside that make it truly beautiful.

Cheers.

Regina....You can call me Reggie.

What's that?

Reggie? The girls at work call me Reggie for short.

I guess it's kind of my nickname.

Take the power away from Regina?

The...the traditional name for a queen.

Strip you from your royalty?

I would rather die!

I'll always know you as Regina.

Wow!

So...what's your favorite TV show?

No, no, no let me guess.

Ummm...Restless Hearts!

How did you know?

I can spot a Cohen lover anywhere.

The chiseled features...

...the strong jaw line and the big muscles.

No?

No.

What do you look for?

Honestly?

Don't lie to me.

Of course, honestly.

Smart, sensitive guys.

Who wear glasses.

And serve me a glass of wine before spending time with me.

Men who aren't afraid to be romantic.

And open up their hearts.

And don't mind if I do either.

Men who have a couple glasses of wine with me and then ask me what kind of men I like.

Men you know full well.

It's you.

That sounds awfully specific.

You must have terrible luck.

Abysmal.

You know I think your luck is about to change.

Oh.

Really?

Yes, my Highness.

I love you.

I love you.

I said it first.

I'm telling you guys. This retreat was amazing!

All we did was commune with nature and each other.

Uhh, god.

Lucas and I snuggled all weekend.

And watched reruns of Restless Hearts.

Oh, what a surprise.

Savannah!

Oh Hell.

Roger and I we did it to Gavelon(?).

And we even had time for a ....afterwards.

I hate to admit it but, I think he may actually wear me out.

Impossible.

Oh impossible.

Well, well, well, if it isn't our old friend Linda.

Hello ladies.

How was your weekend.

Good Linda. How are you?

Amazing!

How are the boys?

What?

Don't tell me something happened to the boys!

There wasn't rejection was there?!

I'm not talking about the dumping kind of rejection.

I'm talking about organ donating.

Was there rejection? Please tell me there wasn't rejection.

No. No. Nothing like that.

OK listen.

The last couple of days we've all been talking...

...and we're all just sad.

I mean you're so brave Linda.

You are so brave.

You went out there on your own. You found these men.

You brought them to us.

Look at how happy we are!

But...

Who do you have?

You know but like we can't help but feel guilty.

How can we be happy when we know...you don't have anybody?

I mean we....we feel miserable.

You all are amazing!

Adorable imbeciles.

I did find someone.

I found myself.

Look at me.

I am not that same person that was sulking here 6 weeks ago.

I miss Max.

But I'm learning, I'm growing, and I'm accepting.

See Lucas, Roger, and Daniel was the best thing I could have ever done for myself.

See how Max lives on.

And how his sacrifice made all of my friends happy?

Is the most amazing thing I could have ever experienced.

I am so happy for all of you.

And for myself.

Look at that, you made me cry. You b*tch.

Come here.

Well, I guess there's a first time for everything.

Group hug. Let's bring it in.

My dear Linda. When I saw you the other day, my heart sank.

To see my friend so sad and lonely.

My heart felt like someone was just squeezing it.

And it just hasn't stopped.

I feel the only thing that will take the vice off is to know that your well and happy and that I made you so.

Linda, I realize my feelings for you transcend friendship.

I know this may be hard to hear, which is why I could not tell you in person.

But if you feel the same way...you know where to find me. All my love, Paul.

Come in.

Hey stranger. Linda what a pleasant surprise.

Good to see you too. You too.

I know you miss him. We all miss him.

I know.

It's just that, now that I really let him go...

I'm scared that I'm going to be lonely for the rest of my life.

I'd never let that happen.

I know.

So what's new with you? What's that smile about.

You!

You've been there all along. Offering your help and your heart.

And I didn't even see it.

Well I knew you'd come around to it sometime.

Sorry it took me so long.

I've got all the time in the world. You're well worth it.

So what's going on with you?

I met all of them.

You did? How did it go?

Amazing! Heart-wrenching. Painful, but beautiful.

Well it kind of comes with the territory. You know that right?

You know, I thought I was going to find a piece of Max in all of them.

Aside from the actual pieces inside them. And I...

...I didn't. I realize something though.

It's not Max's body that I miss.

It's his spirit.

Well, what if I told you that I actually donated Max's penis to another man?

Oh, you didn't did you?

No, no. We didn't do that.

Oh, then it really wouldn't matter.

Thank you for waiting.

Well, thanks for finally realizing that Max is greater than his parts.

The sum of his parts that is.

You're a nerd.

How about dinner sometime?

I'd love that.

I have a confession though.

What? I'm a hell of a cook. What! I don't believe that.

You're going to have to prove it to me.

That can be arranged.

So would you care for a glass of wine?

I'd love to. You would? Thank you.

Take her shall we? Just a little bit.

I found your sweet spot. Is that where it's at?

You got one more there.

You like that?

Yes. Yes.

Oh!

Where you going? Nowhere.

I'm hungry.

You hungry. You made me work up an appetite.

Where's my romantic dinner?

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