A New Kind of Love
- UNRATED
- Year:
- 1963
- 110 min
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We've got lots of canyons in Texas...
...but nothing quite like this one,
once you get north
of Neiman Marcus, that is.
Today is roundup time.
This restless herd has been known
to trample to death,
inside of 1 8 seconds, the bank
accounts of 1,200 husbands.
Sheriff, arrest that woman.
She's the cause
of the whole doggone stampede.
She's a no-good, two-timing,
double-crossing, thieving skunk.
Well, this is Fifth Avenue.
She's a no-good, two-timing,
double-crossing, thieving,
natural wild mink.
Her name is Samantha Blake.
That's right, Samantha.
lt's from the Bible.
And so, in some things,
is her conscience.
Maybe that's why, at the ripe old age
of 25, Samantha is a semi-virgin.
That's a girl who tried love once
but didn't like it.
So instead of a cold shower,
she plunged into a career
as head buyer of ladies' dresses
for J. Bergner, lncorporated,
Fifth Avenue,
the working girl's friend.
Part of her job is to copy
from the rich, and sell to the poor.
The rich poor.
After midnight, she prowls
the world's most expensive jungle.
dark glasses,
a photographic memory,
a tiny German camera...
...and the soul of Mata Hari.
She's just a sweet-looking,
innocent, cold-blooded horse thief.
And don't think the word
hasn't gotten around.
So l figure we can duplicate it in
rayon and machine the embroidery
and sell the whole schmeer
for about $39. Bonwit's price is 200.
Girls will come swimming in
from Long lsland for this one.
The detail on the bow's
a little like that, see?
Rembrandt couldn't have
copied it any better.
Rembrandt didn't learn
from Macy's window.
Sam, l got something to tell you.
Come to the office.
Okay, girls, take a break,
we'll pick it up later.
And get me a sample
of that embroidery, all right?
Marvin, l'm not paying you
to look at the models.
- Nephews l have to hire yet.
- l wonder whose niece she is.
Bergner, come and take
a look at this.
Something's wrong.
Upstairs it doesn't look good.
l get the message.
Here, slip these in, honey.
More men have promised to love,
honor and obey a good set
of sponge rubber
than they'll ever know.
Sometimes l get this great feeling
of sadness for the opposite sex.
All right, all right. Come to the office.
You too, bright eyes.
What's doing at the office
all of a sudden?
l was in Ohrbach's today.
- Wash your mouth out with soap.
- Listen.
They got a good operation,
a fine operation. And you know it too.
And that's the last kind word
about the competition.
You know what it is to own a store?
Like a child.
You watch it grow, give it the best.
Me? l got no children.
- Here we go.
- All right.
Who said l got no children?
All my children
are right in this building.
My favorites, right in this room.
- Mr. Bergner, we feel the same way.
- All right.
You know what Ohrbach's
is showing?
- What?
- Dior, Givenchy.
- ''Givenchy.''
- Yeah, them too.
The best from Paris.
So? Why not?
Do you mean what l think you mean?
Wednesday we're leaving for Paris.
How soon can you get packed?
What's wrong with what l'm wearing?
What's right?
We'll take in all the showings,
the new fashions
- at the best houses.
- Great.
And for my children,
nothing is too good.
We'll buy. We'll buy,
buy and buy.
And what we can't buy, we'll steal.
Out in California,
they're stealing bases.
Take a good look at Chavez Ravine,
if you can see it through the smog.
Three years ago
it was a goat pasture.
Today they're fighting
for the World Series here.
Shows you what hard work
and the will to succeed can achieve.
l was up in the press box,
even though l don't cover sports.
l came out from New York to do
but l picked up a blond
and a pass to the ball game
because l just can't resist athletics.
Any kind.
There was more
than one game going on.
l started to discuss the last play
and suggested the next one.
Shows you what hard work
and the will to succeed can achieve.
By the eighth inning l'd found
a much more comfortable place
to watch the game.
The pitch is outside, making
the count 3-2 on the batter.
This crowd is going out of its mind.
Here's the pitch. And it's a base hit
right over second base.
l have an idea the excitement
is just beginning, so don't go away.
And now, a word
about something of interest
to all you men in our audience.
Fellas, if you're like l am, when
you want a lather, you want it fast.
Well, you're looking at something
that'll wilt your beard
faster than anything known
to science; lnsta-Shave.
Look for it.
There's no mistaking this package.
And now, back to the field.
Here's the windup.
The pitch. Strike one,
right on the inside corner.
Here comes the next pitch.
And there she goes.
Going, going... lt's a home run,
over the right-field fence.
Boy, oh, boy!
lf you left this game early,
you've certainly missed a lot of action.
You're fired.
Sacked. Or as we used to put it
in the newspaper business, canned.
Pick up your severance pay
and get out.
Have l made myself painfully clear?
You know, Mr. Chalmers,
my contract with lnternational Press
was drawn by the outstanding,
foremost, the most respected
sneaky lawyer in the business.
l, along with the United
Automobile Workers
and the Brotherhood of Teamsters--
Thank you.
And the lnternational Alliance
of Theatrical Stage Employees,
am non-cancelable.
Modern living.
lt's ruining everything.
lt used to be fun to fire people.
Now it takes a ruling
of the Supreme Court.
So l missed the deadline
on my column.
l'm not the first guy or the last.
And besides, it's your fault,
Mr. Chalmers.
My fault?
Remember that ''Welcome
to Los Angeles'' party--
- Yes, l remember that--
- At your house?
- Yes.
- That's where l met that blond.
Tell you the truth,
l don't even know her name.
lt's Mrs. Chalmers.
Oh, boy...
l-- l don't know what to say.
Small world.
lsn't it?
But that's my problem.
Steve, l can't figure you out.
First it was that ambassador's
wife in Washington.
Then the girlfriend
of the Russian consul.
- What a dog.
- And now...
How a writer with your intellectual
capacity can waste his whole--
There are a lot of things l don't
wanna waste, Mr. Chalmers.
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
That's what Robert Herrick said.
Pretty fair poet.
And you know about Baudelaire.
He wrote his best work
in the boudoir with a quill pen
on the naked...
...back of his mistress.
Now, what would you have me use
for inspiration? An electric typewriter?
l don't care what you use,
as long as l'm not married to it.
But you do need something.
ln addition to everything else, your
columns have been getting lousy.
- Thank you.
- All right.
Due to the grace of your lawyer,
l can't fire you.
But one thing l can do:
l can send you
as far away from my wife as possible.
Now, you get back to New York
and straighten out your affairs...
Business.
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