A Woman Deceived

1

Hello?

'Oh, hi, honey.'

'I don't know why you sent me

this way, honey.'

'I, I've never been this way.

I do not like this road.'

'oh, okay, you know,

I'm gonna let you go, honey.'

I've got to, I've got

to pay attention here.

Okay, alright, bye-bye.

Come on!

Oh, no! Oh, my god.

'God, no!'

'no!'

oh, no.

Oh, god!

It's good, it's good.

Hey guys, hey, how are you?

- You guys look great.

- 'We love you, bill.'

'your as old as

a main frame, bill.'

oh, thanks, Alex, a main frame?

Please, I'm not that old.

Maybe as old as a TRS-80.

Wow, Lauren, take it easy.

Thank you everyone so much

for being here.

Whoa! There he is.

- I love you, daddy.

- I love you too, Ty.

And I know

you're not as old as TRS

or whatever she said.

That's right,

aunt Lauren's silly, huh?

Yeah, I'm not that old,

but I'm pretty old.

I'm older than most computers.

Look how beautiful

your mum looks.

- Hi.

- Thank you so much for putting this together.

Of course, you know

I love doing things for you.

- I love you guys.

- So we have a little surprise.

- Oh, you do?

- We do, don't we?

- Yes.

- I thought we said no presents.

You know me better than that.

Now if everyone

will please join us

at the gazebo.

We can show you

the presentation.

Alright,

we're going to the gazebo.

'Come on.'

except for Alex,

Alex can't come.

Alright, you go sit down

right here, ya'll just file in.

- Okay.

- 'Alright, everyone gather in.'

we all know that bill has worked

like a dog for the last 30 years

'he's hardly had any time

for himself.'

he's given so much

to the company

'to his friends and his family.'

Tyler and I wanted to give you

something just for you.

Oh! Cowboy hat, thank you.

Okay, now you just start

the presentation.

You bought me a horse?

Be patient, silly.

So you want to be a cowboy?

'You want to ride a bull,

rope a steer'

'ride in a trail drive'

'wake up on a brisk morning

in your tent'

'in the middle of nature.'

well, come on out

to hidden valley ranch.

'Enjoy the fresh air of Arizona'

'and enjoy the cowboy life.'

enjoy the cowboy life.

Yee-haw!

Ready to pack 'em up

and pull 'em out, cowboy?

Well, my dreams are coming true.

How did you think of this?

Well, we all know

you play with Tyler's horse toys

more than he does.

That, that is true.

Ever since I can remember

I've always

wanted to be a cowboy

but my father bought

me a computer

and the rest is history.

I'm gonna be a cowboy, y'all.

Yee-haw!

Ah! Now, you're the cowboy.

Say, Yee-haw!

- Yee-haw!

- You hear that?

Thank you.

Oh, I think you look cute.

Cute like

Woody from the "toy story."

This is exactly what John Wayne

wore in "true grit."

- John who?

- Ha-ha!

Don't worry about it, Ty,

it's-it's not important.

The important thing is

I'm leaving Sonoma a tech nerd

and I'm gonna

come back a cowboy.

- Yeah!

- Now give me a hug and a kiss.

- I love you.

- I love you too, buddy.

So, does this mean

that we're getting a horse

when you come back?

- Ah.

- Well, whoa, whoa, whoa!

You guys are taking

this cowboy bit

just a little too far.

- I love you. Thank you so much.

- I love you, too.

Thank you so much, look,

if you need anything, just call.

Everything will be fine,

don't worry.

Plus I get to stay in this

gorgeous house for two weeks.

Okay. Alright.

Get back over here

and give me a hug.

Come here.

Oh! I love you, baby.

- Be good, okay?

- Okay.

- Alright?

- We'll be fine.

- Bye, love you, bye.

- Bye.

Bye.

You're gonna blow them

some kisses.

'Bye.'

bill, we're here.

Oh, wow!

Wow!

Whoo!

This is amazing, sweetie.

Oh, we should build one

just like it.

Or just buy the whole ranch.

Sorry, ranch isn't for sale.

You're the man from the video.

- That's me.

- Wow! I'm, uh..

Bill and Elizabeth Goodhart.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Monte Higgins.

I'm impressed.

Oh,

bill is looking forward to this.

He's really excited about this.

And how do you feel young lady?

Oh, I am too, but it's really

his dream come true.

That's why my wife

and I bought the ranch

to make dreams come true.

Why don't you two go inside,

have a drink, relax a bit.

I'm gonna run up to the rest of the

guests and we'll have a pow wow.

- Sounds good.

- See you after.

'Bye, thanks.'

oh!

Oh, this is so cute.

I love those couches.

This is great. Hey!

This is

the best retirement ever.

How did you think of this?

It was easy. It was either

this or fantasy baseball camp.

Fantasy baseball camp

would have been pretty good too.

Alright, easy slugger.

Maybe next year.

You are the most

beautiful, thoughtful

intelligent woman,

I've ever met.

Have I told you

how much I love you?

Not in the last half an hour.

I love you very much.

And I love you too,

William Jonathan Goodhart.

- Come.

- Oh.

I like it

when you say my full name.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to hidden valley ranch.

First thing we're gonna do

is we're gonna test your skills.

'This is for your safety'

and we want everybody

to have a good time.

We don't want to put you on

a horse that you can't control

'and we don't want you

on a horse'

'as above your ability.'

so right now, go on into the bar

belly up, enjoy yourself,

relax today.

And the first thing

tomorrow morning

we'll meet at the stables.

Come on, folks.

- Alright.

- 'Alright, yeah.'

'let us get going. Don't we?'

- name your horse...

- Fandango.

- Oh, that's a good name.

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, I'm a little nervous

to go riding with..

- You're gonna be great.

- You think?

Yeah, I guess so.

You're a renaissance fan

you can do anything.

Well.

- I guess this is where I leave you.

- I guess so, have fun.

Are you sure

you don't wanna come

and watch all this riding

through the prairie.

No, I just have

to use my imagination.

- Mr. Goodhart.

- Yes.

- Ma'am. Are you ready?

- I am ready.

- I have your horse.

- Okay.

- 'Alright.'

- Uh, Travis.

- Yeah?

- Travis, right?

Yeah, Travis.

Um, my husbands never been

on a horse before.

I'll keep a close eye on him,

okay? I promise.

- Thank you.

- Don't worry.

- Hi, here we go.

- Okay.

Come around here.

Easy, swing your leg up there.

Ah!

Alright.

Alright, have fun.

- Thank you, I love you.

- I love you, too.

Bye!

Hoo-hoo.

- How you feeling, cowboy?

- Good.

It's a lot better

than using a computer.

- Doing fine, Mr. Goodhart?

- Yeah.

Make sure that horse knows

your in control.

But, but I'm not in control.

Yeah, you'll get there.

Keep those reigns snug.

- Not too tight.

- Right.

But he's not gonna

buck me off then?

No, not if he respects you.

And how do I get him to do that?

Sit up straight, be confident.

Let him know who's boss.

- Okay, like this?

- Just like that.

Well, when do I get to say

Yee-haw?

- Right now.

- Okay. Yee-haw!

Alright, folks.

It's time to turn around

'and head back to the ranch.'

'now listen up'

'all of your horses

know the way back'

'and they might want

to take off and run'

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