Aadu 2 Page #12

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used by Sultans who ruled 500 years back.

Anyway it's written 500. So I'll

add another zero and give you 5000.

5000 won't be enough.

We bought it paying a lot of money.

Let's do one thing.

I'm not selling it. I'll keep it at home.

- Don't say that.

Anyway, you guys came

all the way here, right?

Don't make it in

vain. Quote a price.

Price would be...

10,000."

One lakh.

Yes.

One lakh is too much.

That won't be possible.

What do I say?

I love these old stuff like

antiques a little too much.

Whatever!

I'll add another

zero & give 50,000.

That's fair.

Then add 2-3 more

zeroes, please. - Yes.

Right from childhood, Shajiyettan

was deeply in love with zeroes.

ls it? Why not?

There are already

3-4 zeroes in 50,000.

50,000?

It's okay, right?

Definitely.

Here you go.

Not 1000 or 500. Okay then.

Come. There's a relaxation

after demonetization now.

What do we do for

the rest of the money?

We can sell Pappans

kidney for that

What?

- We can sell his kidney.

Mine? I sold that long back.

Hey!

why did he pay 50,000 for

this thing Worth 15,000?

What if it's not an antique? What if

it's gold? Shall we check? - Shajiyetta!

It's an antique. I am sure.

I've dealt a lot of antiques.

Just think that we fooled

him & made some money.

Hey! Isn't Pappans van

older than that antique?

What will we get if we sell this?

- A kick from me!

Come! Let's try to

get our boys out.

What is this, man?

- Come!

LOnappan!

Once they leave, get

our special vehicle out.

We need to rush to Coimbatore.

Okay lkka.

Oh God!

This Abdullah thought everything

was over with the demonetization!

God! You're showering this poor

smuggler with blessings again & again!

Oh God!

'Currency Mint for 500 leaked

Country is searching for insurgents'

You don't have much discipline.

- I also felt so, sir.

You learned a lot of things today.

If you pay attention, I'll

make you another Shameer.

Come on!

- Will I be such a disaster?

Aashan has sent me a

message on WhatsApp.

Will it be your suspension letter?

Aashan is always observing me.

My time has changed.

That's why I felt like posing for

this photo even though I barged in!

Now I'll have only

success. Aashaan is calling.

You have forgiven me?

Like hell!

Where's that Kammatipadam?

- Kammatipadam?

In the photo I sent now, you're all active

while that Kammatipadam was exchanged.

The Central Intelligence

Department sent me that photo.

Sir, I...

Don't speak a word!

A team has started from there.

If you don't catch the people who

smuggled it within the evening;

you're a gone case!

Are you complying with

insurgents now, you rascal?

What is this Kammatipadam?

Isn't that Dulquer Salmaans movie?

How can that be carried in a box?

Which box?

This box with this bloody Pappan.

That must be the film box.

Shajiyetta, phone for you.

Jesus! It must be from the

hospital. To pay the bill.

Hello!

- You bloody insurgent Pappan!

Have you turned into an

international underworld now?

I don't have anything

to do with Lasar.

When they caught my boys..

If they catch your boys,

will you print fake notes?

That too now, when no one

has any notes with them?

Fake notes?

You better stay where you are.

And when I come, that

Kammatipadam... Sheesh!

Surrender with that

Kammatam (Money mint).

Hey!

We bought a money mint instead of

the medicine at the railway station!

Hello!

He switched off his phone.

Govindan, park the car there.

Shajiyetta, we have unknowingly

turned into an underworld already!

You & your underworld!

Why are you crying like this?

- It's my phone.

I just got a message.

God! What's the next trouble..

- Shajiyetta!

It's us!

Us?

God! Why does it say

insurgents and all?

Pappan, did we become

famous so quickly?

Jesus! I think the

police will catch us.

Start the car, Pappan!

He fooled us by giving us only 50,000.

We should get the mint back from him!

You have dealt a lot

of antiques, right?

I've bought so many Appams

& Curries for you, right?

I hope he is still there.

Intelligence report says that the design

of the new Rs. 500 note has been leaked.

These guys used to play around

in our neighbourhood, right?

Yes!

Within the blink of an

eye, they became insurgents!

What a progress!

Intelligence sent out

the photo of the exchange.

Isn't that our Shaji Pappan?

Opposition demanded that the insurgents

should be arrested immediately;

and the home minister should accept

responsibility and resign soon!

Lonappan, switch on

that light and speed up!

Then no one will suspect us.

- Okay.

Couldn't he tell us that

it was a fake note mould?

If he says that, how will

he be able to print it?

God! I hope he is still there.

Hey! Wasn't that 'lron' Abdullah's

driver driving the ambulance?

Yes, Pappan!

Jesus! Did Abdullah die?

No Shajiyetta! What if he escaped in

an ambulance so that we don't catch him?

Correct!

Turn the van around, Pappan!

Chase!

Turn it, Pappan!

I won't spare you!

Idiots.

When I asked for a place to hide,

you took me on top of a lorry!

We're lucky that the driver felt

sorry for us and let us get down.

Or else we would've had

to get down at Coimbatore.

Donkeys!

Now don't bother about anything!

If we see him, I'll just

shoot him to death like this..

I should be blaming myself!

If I had bought 3 elephants

instead of feeding you guys;

I could have sent them to

Thrisshur Pooram & made some money!

Bad idea!

Any doubts?

Dude sir.

- Yes!

I have a doubt.

Yes. Tell me. Ask me.

Doubts are always good.

During the Thrisshur Pooram,

if we display our 3 elephants among

all those elephants, will they get sold?

It won't explode. I

haven't removed the pin! No!

I haven't removed the

pin. It won't blast.

No need to get scared. I

haven't removed the pin.

Dude!

This is not how you make Parottas.

Dude is over there.

- You should do it like this.

Dude, get up.

Dude, you're not

the old Parotta dude.

You're the Bangkok Dude.

An ambulance is coming. Stop it!

Get up, Dude!

Stop!

Stop, I say!

Lonappan, what's that noise there?

Why did you stop?

Get down.

- This ambulance is not for patients.

Then you'll take only

aunties going for weddings?

Take Dude inside.

Who is this? What is all this?

Come here.

Please take me also!

Who are you?

What?

No!

No! What is that?

I won't give it.

You won't give it?

What won't you give?

Take Dude inside.

paPPa, go fast!

This is not that mortgaged

bullet. It's a van.

Shajiyetta, those medicine

guys from Bengal are calling.

lkka, hang up. Police

will trace the call.

Pappan, it's them!

Oh God!

Get out!

God!

Save me!

Shajiyetta, that's Abdullah!

Hey! Isn't that the gunman?

Oh no! Bloody village dwellers!

Start! Close the door! Let's go!

Oh God!

Abu, let's get our stuff back.

- He didn't die?

That gunman gave you the

kick we should have given you!

What did you say?

That you had deep love

for antiques, is it?

Here's the money for your love!

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