Aagadu Page #5

as mentioned in the list.

Fish okay, mutton okay.

- Greetings, sir.

Sir!

What is all this? Looks like you are

supplying provisions for marriage feast.

All this is bribe, sir.

We have to supply this every month.

What will he do if you don't give

this to him? - Oh God! Don't ask.

He said he will file false cases like...

..he got malaria from

consuming our mutton...

..that his hand got fractured

after consuming fish etc.

Shut up! Enough of all this nonsense.

They give me all this out of affection.

- He is lying, sir.

Cl sir, we'll provide what you ask for?

l am telling you what

l want. Please listen.

l want a list of all that

you have supplied to Sl till today.

Please provide me with the bills.

l will ensure payment with interest.

Why are you paying for his bills, sir?

Why will l have to pay for him?

l'll deduct it from his provident fund.

Just because there is no one to question

him, he has been going over board.

lf l get to hear

such complaints again...

...l will recommend for

your transfer to Maoists area.

Dakshinamoorthy Sir!

Sir is telling that...

You don't have to tell it again.

l heard.

From when did you start giving money?

l don't want it, sir.

Accept it.

l can't pay interest on this too!

Sister! Sister! Please give me some.

Please wait!

l will give it to all of you.

What are you looking at, sir?

- That girl!

Which girl?

- That one who is distributing sweets.

Oh that girl!

- How does she look?

She looks good.

Why are you saying good?

She looks fabulous.

What do you see

in her to call her fabulous?

Apart from her colour,

l can see her good character.

That's a very rare quality in woman.

- How do you know so much about her?

Despite the heat, she is distributing

sweets. lsn't this a valid proof?

So, what are you saying, sir?

Nothing. l have spent my entire

life with rogues and useless people.

Now that l have reached the marital age,

l will have to find someone.

So, are you looking at that girl...

- Yes. Why else will l look at her?

Okay. Let us go talk to her then.

Hey! l am your Cl.

So you may have high opinion of me.

But, she should like me, right. - Why

won't she like you? You are perfect.

She has colour and character.

But, you have extra guts and glamour.

So, do we go try?

- Yes. We should.

Okay. Let's go.

Saroja! Saroja!

Saroja, l'm talking to you.

Saroja, please!

What is your problem?

-Heart problem.

lt is 6 months since

l gave my heart to you.

l have been behind you since then.

But, you don't seem to respond.

ln fact, l have attempted suicide

for 5-6 times out of depression.

l have forgotten my profession

as doctor and hospital.

Please try to understand

my feelings for you.

lf she does not accept a doctor's

proposal, how will she accept me?

See Dr. Chakravarthy!

l don't like doctors and actors.

These days,

girls fancy marrying a police officer.

ln fact, even if l hear the term

police or post man, l feel like puking.

Apart from all this,

l have my own wishes and ambitions.

Please don't waste your time on me.

- Saroja! Saroja!

Prava! Did you hear what she said?

She says she feels like puking

on hearing the term police. - So?

What do you mean to say?

Nothing. But, when you don't get

your dream girl, life will be hell.

Just like this,

when my friend had love failure...

...he ended his life

by hanging from ceiling fan.

Being your friend,

l am sure he was a coward.

Tell him that l will

never do such a thing!

Tell him that wooing a girl

is not as easy as an encounter is!

Tell him that l will make

that girl come and propose to me!

Tell him that it is impossible!

l will make her entire family

come and ask me to wed her.

l think his BP has shot high.

He saying all this without thinking.

But, if that happens,

tell him that l will go around..

..the town on a donkey

and accept defeat!

Okay. Ask him to get ready.

Sir! Please come with me sir.

One second. - Hey!

Why are you holding my hands now?

- l didn't mean to, sir!

All these challenges

are indeed thrilling and good.

But, being a police, how are you going

to convince that girl to marry you?

l will have to sketch out plan to

set her. l will need her details for it.

l am Donayya! Database Donayya!

Shankar! Encounter Shankar!

Local, national, historical,

mythological...

..contemporary, controversial...

..category etc., l have any

data you want.- Notjust that...

l know you have details..

..from background of a Political

leader to cinema secrets..

..problems of a common

man to history of superman...

...celebrity gossips to legends rise...

...l am sure we can

get all this data from you.

l will file a case

against general things.

l don't have any interest towards public

welfare. l am interested in money.

lf they cook chicken in Gandhi Nagar,

l filed a case against...

...its bad aroma and made

thousands of rupees as compensation.

l couldn't sleep

in the sound of trains passing.

So, l filed a case against

Central Government.

Recently, l filed a case

against my neighbour...

..as his house shadow falls

on my house.

What do you lose with the

shadow falling on your house?

l efficiently argued that the shadow

caused Vitamin D deficiency in me.

l use the loop holes

in law to earn my meals....

...and this database is my investment.

Okay. Stop with your data

and give me the details of this girl.

l think you patience levels are too low.

- l have lots of work.

Your girl's name is Saroja!

Saroja Sweets owner Adi

Kesavalu's only daughter.

Her father is a giant

and theirs is a joint family.

She has two uncles Veera Keshava,

Channa Keshava.

Once upon a time,

they sold their sweets on platform.

Write it down!

After Saroja was born,

they opened a shop in her name.

Sentiments functioned like cement

and helped in building the business.

Today, they own 4 branches in

the city and are in good position now.

Just like the sweets they sell,

they are sweet people too!

Not just that, they are competing

with Ram Gopal Varma for more publicity.

See this!

What is the matter, bro?

You seem to be in deep thoughts.

l have been trying

for the last 30 years.

l don't find any pleasure in the world.

Liquor is my only solace.

Altogether, we don't have kids.

- There's no need to worry about it.

You can try 'Halwa' from Saroja sweets.

"Saroja sweets! Saroja sweets."

"You gain a lot on

consuming Saroja sweets."

With my expertise and experience,

l say...

..Saroja sweets is the

right medicine to beget children.

Once upon a time,

l used to have dark complexion.

This was being a great

hindrance to my flower business.

Give me one measure ofjasmine, please.

- Yes, madam.

Woman who came to my shop

used to get scared looking at me.

l faced huge loss in my business.

Few days later,

as per my friend's advice...

.... l had consumed

sweets from Saroja Sweets.

lt helped me get a fairer complexion.

Now, l am able to

do great in my business.

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